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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #600 on: February 3, 2014, 12:32:57 am »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #601 on: February 3, 2014, 12:36:15 am »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #602 on: February 3, 2014, 12:39:20 am »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #603 on: February 3, 2014, 12:54:18 am »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #604 on: February 3, 2014, 12:57:11 am »
Are we still top of the fair play league?

shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #605 on: February 3, 2014, 05:36:49 am »
But during the match we were NOT SCORING for 5,875 seconds. Our total scoring time, in other words, adds up to 0.0850% of the match.

:lmao are these from opta? Knew we were shite but THAT shite?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #606 on: February 3, 2014, 03:03:36 pm »
do you know what does irony mean?

We are shite? ;D
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #607 on: February 3, 2014, 03:33:41 pm »
do you know what does irony mean?

Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #608 on: February 3, 2014, 03:36:31 pm »
whoosh!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #609 on: February 3, 2014, 03:40:04 pm »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.

And thats the way a cookie crumbles.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #610 on: February 3, 2014, 03:47:57 pm »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down
No I think you do ;D

And you might want to have a look at what a thread is about before posting on it...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #611 on: February 3, 2014, 04:01:30 pm »
Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #612 on: February 3, 2014, 04:07:43 pm »
Only unbeaten in 5?
Only 12 points better off than last season?
Only the second best GD scored in the league?
Only 3 points off Chelsea?

Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #613 on: February 3, 2014, 04:11:57 pm »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.

Calming down is for winners. We're shite.
Injuries don't happen to winners. Look at Moyes and his laps regimen. Our regimen? Shite.
4th place is for losers. 4th place is shite. Hence, we are shite.
Dealing with pressure is for winners. We are shite.
Yesterday's result is shite because we are shite.
Yesterday's result is disappointing because your expectation of victory is shite, ignoring as it does the fact that we are shite.
I am shite at maths, but even I can see that 1 + 1 = Shite.
United, Spurs and Everton are winners even when they don't win. Our results are shite because we are shite.
Best strike force in the world? Best shite force in the world more like. They are shite because we are shite.
I think Arsenal will win this weekend because they are not shite and we are. Fucking utter shite.
Rodgers' problems are shite because Rodgers is shite. Rodgers out.

Finally, to quote "West Side Story": "How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?" You don't if you are shite. We are shite.
FSG out, Rodgers out, Ayre out, and with that, I'm out.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #614 on: February 3, 2014, 04:14:08 pm »
What a bellend haha

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #615 on: February 3, 2014, 04:15:24 pm »
just scored 14 goals in 2014 at league games? SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #616 on: February 3, 2014, 04:40:58 pm »
The season has been great so far on many levels but this thread has lost its raison d'etre.

As the Moz once said; That joke isn't funny anymore.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #617 on: February 3, 2014, 07:26:00 pm »
The season has been great so far on many levels but this thread has lost its raison d'etre.

As the Moz once said; That joke isn't funny anymore.

That's shite. It is still funny.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #618 on: February 3, 2014, 07:36:50 pm »
That's shite. It is still funny.

That's funny. It's still shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #619 on: February 3, 2014, 07:41:18 pm »
That's funny. It's still shite.
The last few posts have been, sure.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #620 on: February 3, 2014, 09:20:02 pm »
The Everton game was not the 'great victory' everyone seems to think it was. I’m sorry if this is a ‘negative’ opinion, but it bears discussion.

The statistics do not lie.

We scored four goals. Between each player’s shot and the goal crossing the line, the total time adds up to fractionally less than five seconds.

Play lasted 98 minutes: that is 5,880 full seconds.

But during the match we were NOT SCORING for 5,875 seconds. Our total scoring time, in other words, adds up to 0.0850% of the match.

So while we’re all basking in the glow of that win, to tide us over yesterday's season-defining draw, just remember: 0.0850% is a completely unsustainable ratio for top four.

We are shite. We will be found out in February.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #621 on: February 4, 2014, 12:21:49 am »
Liverpool are tragic, Everton are magic?
We're shite.

But they're shiter than us.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #622 on: February 4, 2014, 12:35:52 am »
Toure is shite at being shite & his brother is a shitehawk
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #623 on: February 4, 2014, 12:47:23 am »
We're shite.

But they're shiter than us.

A shitter team than us? Unacceptable... we have to work hard and get our title back..
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #624 on: February 4, 2014, 12:57:41 am »
Without going through 500 posts can anyone just please confirm whether we are shit right now?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #625 on: February 4, 2014, 03:07:58 am »
Without going through 500 posts can anyone just please confirm whether we are shit right now?

David Moyes is still the manager of Man Utd ?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #626 on: February 4, 2014, 03:34:58 am »
Without going through 500 posts can anyone just please confirm whether we are shit right now?

Those 500 posts are shite and so are we.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #627 on: February 4, 2014, 03:55:52 am »
Those 500 posts are shite and so are we.

Thanks for boosting my self esteem
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #628 on: February 4, 2014, 12:00:22 pm »
Without going through 500 posts can anyone just please confirm whether we are shit right now?
This week, we have been mostly crap.  Which is quite different from shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #629 on: February 4, 2014, 05:16:47 pm »
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down we're in a great position which to be truthful we all hoped for a chance to finish in the top 4.

Were had some terrible injuries with our back 4 all season and also missed important player through out the season and where still in 4th with the weakness squad.

Today's result is disappointing but it will happen to United, Spurs and Everton through this season as none of them are consistent and the only team who have dealt with this pressure consistently is United but they have Moyse as manger who can't handle this pressure so as long as we do are job will be fine.

I think will beat Arsenal this weekend and if we stay within 6 points of Arsenal once they get there hard games 3rd is up for grabs. We have the best strike force in the league but Rogers has a problem that is fitting Gerrard and also the SAS into the same side.

At are best this season we were without Sturridge and Gerrard but how can you leave them out that is Rogers problem at the moment.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #630 on: February 8, 2014, 01:08:10 pm »
OH GOD WE'RE SO SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #631 on: February 8, 2014, 01:09:19 pm »
Any other team would be up 8-0 but we are only 4-0

Not taking our chances

We really are shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #632 on: February 8, 2014, 01:10:03 pm »
What the fuck is happening?? Is this a wind up :o

Sadly im unable to watch the today but we couldn't possibly be this shit

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #633 on: February 8, 2014, 01:10:40 pm »
dont comment on here as it will get locked. half time is only 20 minutes away. might be 6-0 by then

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #634 on: February 8, 2014, 02:40:25 pm »
Luis Suarez hasn't scored since we played Stoke, nearly a month without a goal. You don't see Messi doing that.

Rodgers only got one youngster on today, despite us being up 5-1, so much for giving youth a chance #Rodgersout.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #635 on: February 8, 2014, 02:44:49 pm »
Can't even keep a clean sheet. Sell Mignolet!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #636 on: February 8, 2014, 02:46:00 pm »
Absolute shite. The atmosphere at the emirates was awful, no travelling Kop at all. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #637 on: February 8, 2014, 02:46:12 pm »
Two players on hat tricks and neither can deliver and that Suarez fella obviously still wants to go to Arsenal not scored for almost a month and today hits the post on purpose and sends a free kick straight to the keeper near the top corner! How are we going to get fourth never mind the title playing like that. Liverpool are shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #638 on: February 8, 2014, 02:46:22 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #639 on: February 8, 2014, 02:47:37 pm »
dont comment on here as it will get locked. half time is only 20 minutes away. might be 6-0 by then

You're joking aren't you ?!!  Can't score 6  :no

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