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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #440 on: December 21, 2013, 02:45:39 pm »
Cant score 4 goals at home. Conceede 1 goal.

And we are only 1 point above Arsenal who have a game at hand.

We are shite. Rodgers Out.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #441 on: December 21, 2013, 02:46:13 pm »
Allow me.

£200k a week and he can't even get a hat trick?
Suarez is shite, it must be all that booze, and Liverpool are shite too for letting him.


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #442 on: December 21, 2013, 03:42:54 pm »
We haven't beaten anyone above us in the league. Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #443 on: December 21, 2013, 03:47:39 pm »
We only scored three today compared to five last week. Shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #444 on: December 21, 2013, 03:50:03 pm »
There's only one way to go now in the league: DOWN!! Thanks Brendan  :'(
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #445 on: December 21, 2013, 03:50:20 pm »
Outscored by Cardiff in the second half, shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #446 on: December 21, 2013, 03:51:45 pm »
Best striker in the world and he can't even get a hatrick. Pathetic.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #447 on: December 21, 2013, 04:04:04 pm »
lfc 5-1 norwich

lfc 4-1 west ham

lfc 3-1 cardiff

lfc scored fewer goals in every match


SHITE!!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #448 on: December 21, 2013, 05:10:29 pm »
If it wasn't for the first half, we would have lost. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #449 on: December 21, 2013, 05:11:51 pm »
Only 69% possession today.

Unacceptable.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #450 on: December 21, 2013, 06:35:09 pm »
u give the guy new contract... and he fucks you up, that's what.
only 2 goals and 1 assist. Not even a easy hatrick...
200k wasted.... for fuck sake, lets spend the money more wisely ei?
shite management..
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #451 on: December 21, 2013, 06:36:34 pm »
Only 69% possession today.

Unacceptable.

We're still missing that 1% that makes great teams great. Shite. #PossessionOut
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #452 on: December 21, 2013, 06:37:19 pm »
Oh wow we won the passing again? WHO CARES JESUS CHRIST.

Call me when we start scoring goals.

Fucking awful
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #453 on: December 21, 2013, 06:43:05 pm »
My scouse pie was too hot, it took 10 minutes to cool down so when the banner came over us I only had one hand free to touch it. I'm sorry , but that ruined my customer experience for the day



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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #454 on: December 21, 2013, 06:43:26 pm »
Suarez best player in the world?

Sliced his shot in the first so badly it went square to Sterling.

If he could shoot straight he might score a few I reckon.

Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #455 on: December 21, 2013, 06:50:51 pm »
We only hit the bar twice today, remember the good old days where we hit it 11 times per match? Rodgers is clearly making us worse off!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #456 on: December 21, 2013, 06:51:56 pm »
lfc 5-1 norwich

lfc 4-1 west ham

lfc 3-1 cardiff

lfc scored fewer goals in every match


SHITE!!!

Agreed, our performances at home are getting worse by the week! This is unacceptable, Rodgers has to stop the rot else Luis will never sign a new contract and he'll be off in Jan.

Don't get me started with that Henderson, one goal last week and now he thinks he is Billy Big-bollocks. Through balls using the outside of his foot? Smartarse.

We're a laughing stock, the owners need to step in before quickly. If they don't maybe they should get some tips for Vincent Tan and how to run a club properly.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #457 on: December 21, 2013, 07:00:16 pm »
Even the players are ashamed of playing for this shite team. Did you see how quickly Suarez took his armband off when Agger came in?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #458 on: December 21, 2013, 07:04:03 pm »
Even the players are ashamed of playing for this shite team. Did you see how quickly Suarez took his armband off when Agger came in?
Disrespecting the shirt.

Disgusting.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #459 on: December 21, 2013, 07:06:00 pm »
5-1 against Norwich, 4-1 against West Ham, 5-0 against Spurs, 3-1 against Cardiff...what the fuck is with this thread? No pleasing some people...























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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #460 on: December 21, 2013, 07:07:52 pm »
Smirnoff Ice? We'll never win the league if our players are necking that shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #461 on: December 21, 2013, 07:09:47 pm »
Henderson only assisted 2 today. How much did Liverpoo pay for him? I think SSN reported £28m. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #462 on: December 21, 2013, 07:16:42 pm »
Let's take a reality check and assess our real targets.

Three more points to avoid relegation.  This is where the real story lies.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #463 on: December 21, 2013, 09:04:13 pm »
We are turning into a TV reality object. yeah, offer a new lucrative contract to the one guy who wanted to leave in the summer and didn't score a goal in the first five games... How shite... We should have brought in players that wanted to be here like Dempsey.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #464 on: December 21, 2013, 09:05:38 pm »
Lost the second half, fluky in the first. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #465 on: December 21, 2013, 09:09:14 pm »
Suarez signs the biggest ever contract by a LFC player and how does he celebrate? By drinking shite Corona beer and spending quality time with his wife and kids having a nice quiet night in! Why can't he be more like John Terry or Ryan Giggs? Those guys know how to party.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #466 on: December 21, 2013, 09:48:02 pm »
We can never beat the current league leaders, home or away; NEVER! Looking back at our illustrious past, we have never done that either!...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #467 on: December 21, 2013, 09:58:53 pm »
Looked a bit fat out there, that Suarez. 200,000 worth of Corona's he bought the most reliable daily mail informs me. Negative influence on that pesky Coutinho fella too, overrated through ball producing lightweight.

I want some top draw English forwards at this club, me. The likes of Sir Daniel of Welbeck.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #468 on: December 21, 2013, 10:56:56 pm »
lfc 5-1 norwich

lfc 4-1 west ham

lfc 3-1 cardiff

lfc scored fewer goals in every match


SHITE!!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #469 on: December 21, 2013, 11:13:47 pm »
Oh for fucks sake.

Will you lot pipe down.

Get fucking real, once again we are looking at the table and we haven't beaten one fucking team that are above us.  How many times have I had to come on here and say that FFS.

Sort it out Rodgers or pack your bags.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #470 on: December 22, 2013, 12:43:37 am »
Three years ago we conceded at home to Wolves and today we concede a goal to a fucking second rate pub team from Wales. We haven't moved forward at all.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #471 on: December 22, 2013, 12:55:50 am »
I'd like to say that I love this thread but I can't cos we're just shite. #bringbackhodgson

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #472 on: December 22, 2013, 02:26:19 am »
We don't have enough Spaniards, Germans or Brazilians. :wanker Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #473 on: December 22, 2013, 03:28:50 am »
Seriously though Johnson didn't have the best of games.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #474 on: December 22, 2013, 06:48:07 am »
Our top striker and top-paid player can't even outscore any, ANY!, of the top teams:

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #475 on: December 22, 2013, 07:10:07 am »
if the game only starts in the 2nd half then we would have lost 1-nil...

we are so shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #476 on: December 22, 2013, 07:25:36 am »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #477 on: December 22, 2013, 08:05:19 am »
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And who are their players? Ex LFC center back, Carra and one half of Neville-Neville and we still can't beat them. We're shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #478 on: December 22, 2013, 08:15:46 am »
#LFC have yet to beat a team ranked above them in the Premier League this season
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #479 on: December 22, 2013, 09:10:37 am »
Could be out of the top 4 when we lose to City. Rodgers out.
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