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Liverpool are shite
« on: September 3, 2013, 10:53:03 am »
Shite start to the season. I mean, not managing to score more than one goal in each game and not having more than one scorer, shite.

Shite signings, particularly shite in defence, where we don't have enough centre backs.

Shite strategy holding on to Suarez, who is seven shades of shite himself, like Lucas.   We should have sold him to Arsenal and bought Ozil and nineteen teenagers on a free instead.

Sturridge, shite, will never make it for Andorra, let alone England.  Shite goal celebration.

Sterling, Coutinho, excellent haircuts.

Simon Mindyourlanguage, shite keeper.  Can't hold on to a ball that's hit at him, beats them all away.  Brilliant distribution of the ball though. And Belgians, when have they done anything of worth in football?  Moules frites, that's French innit?

Shite manager, babbling on about "the group" instead of overpaying for expensive tossers like Willian, who can't even spell their name correctly.

LFC, shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1 on: September 3, 2013, 11:01:35 am »
I'm glad somebody had the balls to say it.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2 on: September 3, 2013, 11:06:55 am »
#RodgersOut

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #3 on: September 3, 2013, 11:25:25 am »
Misleading threads on footie forum

shit


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #4 on: September 3, 2013, 11:29:41 am »
Still shocked we haven't gone for Carlton Cole on a free, only Rodgers would miss out on an opportunity like that

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #5 on: September 3, 2013, 11:30:52 am »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #6 on: September 3, 2013, 11:31:47 am »
And Teemu?  When are we finally going to get Teemu Taino?!?

Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #7 on: September 3, 2013, 11:31:59 am »
I hear Colin Wanker is available. We'd win the title with him in charge instead of Brendan 'David Brent' Rodgers
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #8 on: September 3, 2013, 11:50:19 am »
Tried to get one of these started at the end of last season. Just got called a negative prick. Which is now what you are.
It's hard enough remembering my opinions without remembering my reasons for them.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #9 on: September 3, 2013, 11:52:38 am »
Tried to get one of these started at the end of last season. Just got called a negative prick. Which is now what you are.
But now we are table leading shite, even if we are too shite to deserve it!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #10 on: September 3, 2013, 11:55:52 am »
I am so glad this is back.

#RodgersOut
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #11 on: September 3, 2013, 11:59:57 am »
We didn't even win the passing at home against Moyes?

Shit, shit, shit.

I'm glad this thread is back :D
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #12 on: September 3, 2013, 12:00:11 pm »
why cant you all agree you're all shite. just like liverpool and their shite trophy cabinet. if they won all those trophies then how come the games weren't on sky? HUH? HUH!?!?!?!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #13 on: September 3, 2013, 12:02:48 pm »
The last time we were so shite and there was a thread for it was....08-09.

Here's hoping.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #14 on: September 3, 2013, 12:07:05 pm »
I was made up with our our being top of the league, three straight victories, victory over Manchester United, no goals conceded, and some very good signings, but then Arsenal signed Ozil and everything was ruined.

Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #15 on: September 3, 2013, 12:10:56 pm »
If we want be a top club, we need to have people impersonating being our representatives and negotiating with clubs for players that we don't manage to sign because of administrative cock-ups.

That should be obvious to all.

Hence, we are shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #16 on: September 3, 2013, 12:15:59 pm »
Ay- you're back! ;D

Just in time, seeing as how we've "only" signed 3 bloody defenders in a row! Brace yourselves for some shite, defensive football and a bunch of 1-0 wins!

Not enough! We deserve better!

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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #17 on: September 3, 2013, 12:20:45 pm »
We haven't even had a meltdown in weeks! Even United fans are having meltdowns!

Rodgers out!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #18 on: September 3, 2013, 12:22:34 pm »
No Shaun Derry = No Success

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #19 on: September 3, 2013, 12:26:24 pm »
There's not one fucking player whose shirt i have been able to burn all summer.

Fucking shite!!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #20 on: September 3, 2013, 12:31:34 pm »
Oh, and another thing - we had a good deadline day! What's that all about? I didn't even so much as frown at our transfer dealings yesterday! The cheek of it - we couldn't even spend the last few hours of the window anxiously waiting for a signing!

I'm devastated! Devastated!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #21 on: September 3, 2013, 12:37:01 pm »
Shite grass.
Shite goalposts.
Shite corner flags.
Shite logo(s).
Shite strip(s).
So much shite I could carry on all day.
Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #22 on: September 3, 2013, 12:54:07 pm »
I think this thread will go to 100 pages come May because we are so shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #23 on: September 3, 2013, 12:56:18 pm »
I haven't even heard of most of our transfers........Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #24 on: September 3, 2013, 12:56:50 pm »
Four games into the season and we've let in two goals! This is not acceptable, FSG!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #25 on: September 3, 2013, 12:59:06 pm »
Bangnut's just been spotted getting snuck into Levy's van outside FA headquarters, Rodgers out, FSG OUT!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #26 on: September 3, 2013, 12:59:48 pm »
I hear Colin Wanker is available. We'd win the title with him in charge instead of Brendan 'David Brent' Rodgers
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Warnock is a manager god, we can only dream of someone of his caliber. Not only that - he's also one of the nicest people in football.

We should buy out Pardew from Newcastle - second best he is.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #27 on: September 3, 2013, 01:00:25 pm »
We are utter shite 1-0 to Liverpool same old story zzzz, have we ever considered winning a game 2-0?!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #28 on: September 3, 2013, 01:06:48 pm »
If they don't start performing im off to support Chelsea again
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #29 on: September 3, 2013, 01:09:28 pm »
The last time we were so shite and there was a thread for it was....08-09.

Here's hoping.

We were shite then and we're shite now.

SHITE.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #30 on: September 3, 2013, 01:11:33 pm »
I can't believe we didn't sign Bale, Ozil, Willian, Lamela and Eriksen. Shite.

And Everton stole Barry too. Utter shite.

We're doomed and we'll be lucky to finish anywhere near Villa, Stoke and Fulham. We're relegation looking shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #31 on: September 3, 2013, 01:12:44 pm »
Rodgers is so shite he wouldn't even let Sturridge do his shite goal celebration. Had to fucking hug him instead  >:(

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #32 on: September 3, 2013, 01:13:38 pm »
Why isn't Suarez at Arsenal. Why isn't Alex Mcarthy here? Why didn't we sign Pearce from reading too. They we're all nailed on.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #33 on: September 3, 2013, 01:17:18 pm »
We’re so shite the England manager didn’t want to be seen in the directors box.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #34 on: September 3, 2013, 01:19:32 pm »
Still can't beat a team above us in the table.  We had this problem last season FFS, you'd have thought we would have done something about it.  Utter shite!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #35 on: September 3, 2013, 01:21:24 pm »
I reckon we could've got Bebe for peanuts. Missed out on massive potential there. Usual shite window.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #36 on: September 3, 2013, 01:23:15 pm »
shite when the crowd is so loud and the stadium is rockin

rodgers new teeth, shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #37 on: September 3, 2013, 01:23:22 pm »
Hey shit! I'm an Annie Roader now! Finally got to a part of the ground I actually watch games from.  :D

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #38 on: September 3, 2013, 01:35:50 pm »
Clearly we are the worlds most well informed fans.  Who else could recognise shiteness with such alacrity whilst we sit atop the league?
Be open minded.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #39 on: September 3, 2013, 01:36:58 pm »
We’re shit and we know we are
We’re shit and we know we are
We’re shit and we know we are
We’re shit and we know we are*







*as a strange little aside, as I was typing that out (well, I only typed the first line out, I then copied it and pasted the other three lines. How fucking clever can you get?) I realised that poxy tune and the many poxy chants it has produced around many poxy football stadia, are all down to The Pet Shop Boys version of the song Go West and I’d never realised that, until now. And as an aside to this aside, it is 20 years old on Friday. And as an aside to my aside’s aside, Liverpool are shite.
The sky does not know of east or of west;
it is in the minds of men where such distinctions are made, and then they believe them to be true.