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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19600 on: December 3, 2018, 06:43:59 pm »
Neil Atkinson:  "Let me make it clear.  I got married in 2018 and it was great.  But yesterday was the best day of my life."   ;D
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19601 on: December 3, 2018, 07:10:49 pm »
Neil Atkinson:  "Let me make it clear.  I got married in 2018 and it was great.  But yesterday was the best day of my life."   ;D

Haha that was a great line. :D

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19602 on: December 3, 2018, 10:16:35 pm »
Today’s free show mentions a video of Origi’s goal set to the music to American Beauty? Any hopes people got a link?

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19603 on: December 3, 2018, 10:17:40 pm »
Today’s free show mentions a video of Origi’s goal set to the music to American Beauty? Any hopes people got a link?

https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/status/1069522566111318016

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19605 on: December 4, 2018, 09:50:41 am »
https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/status/1069522566111318016

Fucking hell - I hadn't realized he worked so hard from stopping it going over - what a tit :D

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19606 on: December 4, 2018, 10:25:13 am »
A Friday Show on a Tuesday? What a treat.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19607 on: December 4, 2018, 02:24:36 pm »
Hearing that Arsenal fan say Aubameyang misses more opportunities than other top strikers is why saying random stuff without actually checking the numbers means you're prone to talking nonsense influenced by confirmation bias or other such factors.

Aubameyang has scored 9 goals from 13 games, has scored 10 goals from his last 10 shots on target and is running at 32% conversion rate in terms of shots to goal.

In comparison, Aguero's conversion rate is currently 14%, Salah 22% and Kane 17%. So yeah.. I don't think Aubameyang is doing too badly in terms of missing chances.
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19608 on: December 4, 2018, 03:08:49 pm »
That "merry Christmas you filthy animals" sign off from Emilia Bona was very Atkinsonian.  Meant as the highest praise. 
And if you can do it all with a proud boner, then why the hell not?

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19609 on: December 4, 2018, 03:26:46 pm »
Weirdly some of them criticised Fabinho. And they're usually defending Hendo. If they like Hendo, they should definitely like Fabinho.
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19610 on: December 4, 2018, 04:31:40 pm »
Weirdly some of them criticised Fabinho. And they're usually defending Hendo.

These two things are not exclusive.  ;)

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19611 on: December 4, 2018, 05:56:33 pm »
That "merry Christmas you filthy animals" sign off from Emilia Bona was very Atkinsonian.  Meant as the highest praise. 

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19612 on: December 4, 2018, 07:08:43 pm »
The pink was brilliant after everton, great job of capturing the atmosphere

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19613 on: December 4, 2018, 10:19:02 pm »
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19614 on: December 4, 2018, 10:27:23 pm »
That "merry Christmas you filthy animals" sign off from Emilia Bona was very Atkinsonian.  Meant as the highest praise. 
"I don't like black and white films.  What's the point?"

No praise warranted.  Ever.
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19615 on: December 5, 2018, 10:08:48 am »
Hearing that Arsenal fan say Aubameyang misses more opportunities than other top strikers is why saying random stuff without actually checking the numbers means you're prone to talking nonsense influenced by confirmation bias or other such factors.

Aubameyang has scored 9 goals from 13 games, has scored 10 goals from his last 10 shots on target and is running at 32% conversion rate in terms of shots to goal.

In comparison, Aguero's conversion rate is currently 14%, Salah 22% and Kane 17%. So yeah.. I don't think Aubameyang is doing too badly in terms of missing chances.

Yeah I was quite taken aback by him criticising Aubameyang. Obviously don't watch Arsenal as much but seems like he's having a fantastic season

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19616 on: December 5, 2018, 10:33:07 am »
Yeah I was quite taken aback by him criticising Aubameyang. Obviously don't watch Arsenal as much but seems like he's having a fantastic season

He's top scorer in the league. Arsenal fans don't enjoy happiness.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19617 on: December 5, 2018, 10:59:21 am »
Haha that was a great line. :D

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19618 on: December 5, 2018, 12:35:47 pm »
He's top scorer in the league. Arsenal fans don't enjoy happiness.

Same could be said about 50% of the people on here.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19619 on: December 5, 2018, 12:36:56 pm »
Yeah I was quite taken aback by him criticising Aubameyang. Obviously don't watch Arsenal as much but seems like he's having a fantastic season

I work with a few Arsenal STHs and up until recently they haven't been effusive with praise for Aubameyang. None were saying he's poor. In fact they all said he's a very good goalscorer. The main criticism was that he hadn't scored many goals in an important game or one against a Top 4 rival. Also, his all round play is relatively average.

Those criticism might be going away somewhat this season but I don't just think the Arsenal fan on TAW was a lone voice. His criticism may not have been directed accurately but my experience is that some Arsenal fans are skeptical of whether Aubameyang is an elite level striker.
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19620 on: December 5, 2018, 12:55:15 pm »
Arsenal fans are mostly unusual

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19621 on: December 5, 2018, 01:04:56 pm »
These two things are not exclusive.  ;)

In terms of both playing in the 6 position, yes they are.
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19622 on: December 5, 2018, 05:18:59 pm »
The main criticism was that he hadn't scored many goals in an important game or one against a Top 4 rival. Also, his all round play is relatively average.

Yep, he hadn't scored or assisted against a big six team prior to the Spurs match on Sunday.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19623 on: December 5, 2018, 06:08:35 pm »
Just listened to wildcards which was recorded before the Everton game. Loved Paul saying Mane's goal couldn't be beaten and then Craig saying he'd love another last minute winner  ;D

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19624 on: December 5, 2018, 10:47:13 pm »
Another lively Pink incoming  :)

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19625 on: December 5, 2018, 11:49:15 pm »
If they are getting this much traffic, surely they can afford to upgrade their server? I need my post match! :no
Love the wrap so much. Makes me feel like I am apart of it even though I am thousands of miles away.  :)
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19626 on: December 6, 2018, 12:35:05 am »
I reckon I've just watched Neil's 'Greater Manchester bastards' opening outburst on the post-match from the ground clip abar five times there.  ;D

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19627 on: December 6, 2018, 12:37:29 pm »
I reckon I've just watched Neil's 'Greater Manchester bastards' opening outburst on the post-match from the ground clip abar five times there.  ;D

Drunk Neil is fantastic.

Just seen that. Atko pretty much nails it all the time.

Lovely stuff

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19628 on: December 6, 2018, 06:34:51 pm »
Atkinson has been really good lately. And Senior.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19629 on: December 6, 2018, 11:36:07 pm »
Sean Rogers at his long winded, snore inducing best again.

Would love to hear Neil Jones more often though. Brilliant

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19630 on: December 7, 2018, 12:57:34 am »
NotTooXabi12 at his long winded, snore inducing best again.

Would love to hear Neil Jones more often though. Brilliant
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19631 on: December 7, 2018, 01:15:58 am »
I reckon I've just watched Neil's 'Greater Manchester bastards' opening outburst on the post-match from the ground clip abar five times there.  ;D

Drunk Neil is fantastic.

To be honest, drunk Graves: where is he at? If TAW go through the entire festive period without a smashed Graves, then we have all been failed. Use the sponsorship millions for the power of good!
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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19632 on: December 7, 2018, 03:27:26 am »
Sean Rogers at his long winded, snore inducing best again.

Would love to hear Neil Jones more often though. Brilliant

Sean Rogers on The Review is absolutely fantastic. End of.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19633 on: December 7, 2018, 06:42:41 am »
A Friday Show on a Tuesday? What a treat.

The Friday Show is probably my favourite show. Genuinely brilliant. Reminds me (mists up) of being a kid and waiting for Granada's 'Kick Off' and Football Focus in the 80's. You get insight and info on there you don't get anywhere else and there's loads of it, in depth. Can't think of a better football show on radio or TV.


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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19634 on: December 7, 2018, 07:22:55 am »
Sean Rogers on The Review is absolutely fantastic. End of.

It’s a review of Sean Rogers guesses about what the manager is thinking, not the actual match though, and a load of “Actually here’s my contrary opinion....”. Consistently. His latest theory was that the high defensive line — which has been immaculate a huge part of us having the best defence in the league — should start dropping deeper. I can’t listen to him any more.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19635 on: December 7, 2018, 07:42:45 am »
It’s a review of Sean Rogers guesses about what the manager is thinking, not the actual match though, and a load of “Actually here’s my contrary opinion....”. Consistently. His latest theory was that the high defensive line — which has been immaculate a huge part of us having the best defence in the league — should start dropping deeper. I can’t listen to him any more.

I’ve got to admit I agree, I thought the review show itself yesterday wasn’t up to normal standards although maybe my expectations have been skewed after the frivolity of the post-Everton stuff. I was driving at the time and genuinely had to turn over as it was making me drowsy.

Have we even conceded from a set peice this season?

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« Reply #19636 on: December 7, 2018, 08:06:10 am »
Rebecca, the Chelsea supporter, doesn't enjoy football does she?

Not listened to the review just yet, but it's always Sean's personal opinion I guess. I suppose the Burnley one is a set-piece goal if you really want to call it that, but it was a very lucky one for them.

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« Reply #19637 on: December 7, 2018, 08:57:57 am »
Rebecca, the Chelsea supporter, doesn't enjoy football does she?

Arsenal going unbeaten in the Premier League doesn't count because Chelsea beat them in the Champions League apparently. She really does seems to have something negative to say about everything. Senior and Atkinson kept me listening.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19638 on: December 7, 2018, 09:07:31 am »
I actually like Rebecca. She does come out with some crap but she's generally quite funny and engaging. Also she doesn't just come on and talk about her own team like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread like a couple of other occasional contributors from the other end of the East Lancs road.

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Re: The Anfield Wrap
« Reply #19639 on: December 7, 2018, 09:11:07 am »
Rebecca, the Chelsea supporter, doesn't enjoy football does she?

To be fair would you if you supported that shite?