Passionate support from Philippa Smallwood on The Friday Show.
"I'm glad our match isn't on TV. It means I can just go off and do whatever I want while it's on, forget about it, and check the score later".
Enjoying the ride there.
Someone needs to tell Philippa about the world of streaming. And microwaves. And cars. Checking the score is as asinine as it gets. Goals. Imagine missing a goal! A bit like a hangover without the night out.
I remember the last game I missed live or watching - Spurs 1-1 away, Milner peno. Was on holiday with a group of friends and was pestered to go to a farm with all our kids. Walked around in a haze, no reception, no 3G. Still feels weird that game, like it didn’t really happen. Like a crazed moon landings conspiracy theorist.
Made as much fuss as possible so it wouldn’t happen again.
“Fancy watching the goats walk around a small field?”
(Pursed lips)”Can’t believe the reds are playing and I’m walking around a farm that stinks of shit drinking instant coffee with UHT milk in. Stick the goats up your arse.”