Author Topic: Liverpool are shite. (Read 232099 times)

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #360 on:** October 26, 2008, 07:26:49 pm »

Quote from: Martyn. on October 26, 2008, 07:17:00 pm

How dare Xabi have the cheek to score a deflected goal.

We all know they don't count. I demand a full FA hearing.

Indeed!!!

At least Fwank's goals leave the ground, bounce off a passing bus, ricochet off all the floodlights before returning to the pitch where it hits an unsuspecting defender on the arse before nestling into the back of the net..

shanklyboy · « **Reply #361 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:00:30 pm »

I thought it was a disgrace for us to ignore the unprecedented history of Chelsea F.C and have the cheek to walk away with all 3 points.
Who the fuck do we think we are?
Sad day for togger!

Reds4Life · « **Reply #362 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:22:12 pm »

I am fucking embarrassed that I did not see one plastic red and white checkered flag today... what the fuck are our fans doing??!! Without those flags our support is nothing!! NOTHING!!

And Gerrard today... WTF?? Completely outclassed by Mikel and Lampard.. Engurland??! Fucking hell on that performance today he'd be lucky to make it into Crosby U13's!!

Keeper. Shit. Defence. Shit. Midfield. Shit. Forwards. Shit. FACT!

I am sick and tired of no rotation! Fucking hell we could have played at least 8 others that didn't start against Athleti... Where was N'gog???!! Pacheco anyone??!! Nemeth??!! FFS!! Oh and then we fucking bring on Hyypia with 5 to go... talk about being fucking defensive!!

All we needed today while we put in that terrible fucking performance was Benny Hill music. Sort it out Sammy Lee will ya!!

Phil M · « **Reply #363 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:25:58 pm »

Benitez would want to get his act together. That is all.

bryanod · « **Reply #364 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:27:01 pm »

we're due a collapse at some stage.

Got lucky again today.

west_london_red · « **Reply #365 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:30:41 pm »

we score too many deflections and own goals.

scoresagain · « **Reply #366 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:34:06 pm »

Jamie Carragher is the worst player ever to pull on a red shirt! kin shite!
we won an we didnt get anyone sent off!? What the fuck is goin on?!

offthemark · « **Reply #367 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:37:35 pm »

The nerve of some Mr. Alonso. How dare he copy the art of deflected goal. that just belongs to almighty lampard

mulholland · « **Reply #368 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:55:46 pm »

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Hazell · « **Reply #369 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:05:54 pm »

MOTD on now. Can't see how we'll win this to be honest. They're far too strong.

Phil M · « **Reply #370 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:21:44 pm »

Time Cavalieri came in, Reina can't even kick a ball straight.
How he's first choice for us I don't know.

matchyg · « **Reply #371 on:** October 26, 2008, 11:11:43 pm »

Quote from: offthemark on October 26, 2008, 09:37:35 pm

The nerve of some Mr. Alonso. How dare he copy the art of deflected goal. that just belongs to almighty lampard

Haha Alonso beating Lampard at his own game, on his home tuff. Lampard the king of deflected goals.

Gili Gulu · « **Reply #372 on:** October 27, 2008, 01:54:47 am »

Alonso didn't get anyone sent off, the lazy bastard.

If he can't do his job in the big games, get rid.

Yorkshire-Red · « **Reply #373 on:** October 27, 2008, 04:06:12 am »

Mark Bright on MOTD: "I can't see Liverpool winning the League. I mean, eleven men behind the ball ...?"

The lad's got a point. Genuine contenders would have gone for the second goal. Basically we're a jumped up mid-table team and we'll be found out when our luck runs out. We were just lucky that Deco and Lampard had poor games and couldn't make space for themselves between Carragher, Agger and Mascherano.

kaz1983 · « **Reply #374 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:42:30 am »

Liverpool's lack of rotation will cost them come May.

In seasons past rotation has meant that they have finished strongly, it makes sense that a lack of rotation will be their downfall... I mean how many times has Benitez rotated Gerrard, Keane, Riera or Kuyt?

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #375 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:44:58 am »

We win without Fernando Torres.

Conclusion: Waste of £23 million.

St Skrtel · « **Reply #376 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:45:28 am »

The goal was just lucky to be defected in. We played shite, played like Stoke.

Virginia Plain · « **Reply #377 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:15:38 am »

Rubbish. A goal from a holding midfielder? What are they paying those strikers to do? We need to make sure all our goals are coming from one, two players maximum-- preferably forwards-- so we can say we've got a 30-goal-a-season man. None of this team stuff.

woof · « **Reply #378 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:17:31 am »

Quote from: BMW on October 27, 2008, 05:42:30 am

Liverpool's lack of rotation will cost them come May.

In seasons past rotation has meant that they have finished strongly, it makes sense that a lack of rotation will be their downfall... I mean how many times has Benitez rotated Gerrard, Keane, Riera or Kuyt?

Can't keep everyone happy, can we?

Xabinator · « **Reply #379 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:23:09 am »

Fuck this shit. Fuck it.

Supporting Liverpool has become a major source of grief lately.

Rija · « **Reply #380 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:33:00 am »

Shit this. Tried to think many negative thoughts about Liverpool, but somehow the likes of Mark Bright always beats me

DaveCharlie · « **Reply #381 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:45:09 am »

I'm presently making a bonfire out of all my LFC gear.

And I'm thinking about supporting Everton instead.

That's how bad that performance was.

Shite.

Pure shite.

Ozzy_Red · « **Reply #382 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:47:08 am »

Well obviously its going to be yet another three horse race for the title. Liverpool just don't cut it, they have been drawing with teams like Stoke, the're not good enough.

KopThat · « **Reply #383 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:53:12 am »

How shite are we ??
A flukey deflected goal, and we ruined the home record of a much better team,
makes me want to hang my head in shame.
Come on now who are we trying to kid, winning the premier league title, bah that will be the day,
it's a lot harder than that old division one thingy we won all those years ago !

fowler9_god · « **Reply #384 on:** October 27, 2008, 08:58:57 am »

Why does Rafa keep playing that Reina guy?

We should play with 11 outfileders.Sort it out.

Tsar Kastik · « **Reply #385 on:** October 27, 2008, 10:25:17 am »

Quote from: fowler9_god on October 27, 2008, 08:58:57 am

Why does Rafa keep playing that Reina guy?

We should play with 11 outfileders.Sort it out.

They're both Spanish, so prob related somewhere.

But even so that's 10 outfielders, who only have to have a lousy 10 shots each at goal. That makes a hundred shots, so even if only a paltry 5% go in, that would give us 5 goals.
How many teams score 5 and get beat !!

-HH- · « **Reply #386 on:** October 27, 2008, 10:36:55 am »

Let's face it, Chelsea went 86 games unbeaten at home and we can't even beat Stoke at Anfield. We may have ended the run, but can only dream of such a run ourselves.

While Chelsea will be playing their second top of the table clash this week against Hull we'll be having a battle for 4th place with Pompey. The table does lie. We are shite.

LFCGeezer · « **Reply #387 on:** October 27, 2008, 10:39:56 am »

I didn't understand why at only 1-0 up, we brought on Sami Hyppia instead of Peter Crouch!

Fuck me, did we need some ariel presence upfront.

MalRed · « **Reply #388 on:** October 27, 2008, 11:00:46 am »

We'll bottle it against Pompey on Wednesday.

Hazell · « **Reply #389 on:** October 27, 2008, 11:32:29 am »

Mark Bright has been getting a lot of abuse on this forum, and to be honest, I think you lot are bang out of order. Rafa's tactics were too negative and you don't win games against quality teams like that. His comments about Man Utd and Arsenal going to Stamford Bridge and getting it tactically right were spot on.

I've also heard that he said we should have bought Darren Bent instead of Torres. Bent is technically superior to Torres, is a better finisher, faster, stronger and his link up play is excellent. Torres was lucky last season in that his good looks distracted defenders, so he was able to score 33 goals.

If I was to have sex with one person, it would be Mark Bright. His knowledge of the game far outweighs Rafas.

Chivasino · « **Reply #390 on:** October 27, 2008, 11:36:07 am »

Quote from: Hazell on October 27, 2008, 11:32:29 am

If I was to have sex with one person, it would be Mark Bright.

Join the que. He was spot on last night.

Hansen was chatting pure shite. Letting his allegiance cloud his view that we are genuine contenders. Prick.

Eeyore · « **Reply #391 on:** October 27, 2008, 11:50:03 am »

Andy Gray, Jamie Redknapp, Mark Bright these people have worked their socks off to get were they are.

And then they some smart arsed Spaniard comes along and makes them look like idiots.

Benitez you are disgrace stop being selfish and winning games just so you can win trophies and keep your job.

You are destroying reputations it must stop now

offthemark · « **Reply #392 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:06:06 pm »

ha! what was that fat spanish waiter, thinking. he didnt played torres against Man u or chelsea. Waste of 20 mil.....

Phil M · « **Reply #393 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:19:12 pm »

3 points gained but where was the passion? Eh?

Eleven primadonnas out there we had.

Dirk Kuyt was as ever more interested in how his hair looked
than actually fighting for the team. Ditto Mascherano.

While our so called local lads Carragher and Gerrard were
lucky that they had others to bail them out when the pressure was
on.

Look at man united's Wayne Rooney, now there you have a player
who is willing to fight for his badge and who doesn't let the big occasion get to him unlike our bottlers. Our lads could learn a lot
from the likes of him.

Sort it out Rafa.

Serenity · « **Reply #394 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:25:31 pm »

Our players aren't up to par
Albert "the slug" Riera was an eyesore

Jase · « **Reply #395 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:33:03 pm »

We rely far too much on Fernando Torres. Sort it out.

Ferg · « **Reply #396 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:45:38 pm »

Yahoo! Football reckons we're shite as well.....

rafacake · « **Reply #397 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:50:57 pm »

Bloody lucky display yesterday!

I agree with the MOTD commentator who said we scored against the run of play, how dare we score a deflected goal from a throw-in. Everyone could see it was goal kick, bloody shite officials.

It was a completely unprofessional performance from the players. Xabi Alonso was the worst, turned up looking like a tramp with that beard and couldn't shoot for shit. Lampard and Cole must have have been appalled as his weak effort deflected pass the best keeper in the league.

The free kick wasn't much better. Alonso had the bloody cheek to pass the ball onto the post! Smug twat.

And that Gilliard bloke got it spot on, we've got the worse fans in Europe, I mean come on, they make so much noise. Why can't they just sit in silent and enjoy the match like the Chelsea fans. Disgraceful!

toshi · « **Reply #398 on:** October 27, 2008, 03:26:40 pm »

no skill.....pure luck

fowlerisgod96 · « **Reply #399 on:** October 27, 2008, 03:28:43 pm »

Tut.

10 pages of smugness isnt the best idea in October guys.