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Liverpool are shite.
« on: October 7, 2008, 11:54:32 am »
There appears to be an ever increasing optomistic feeling in threads that seem to be infiltrating R.A.W.K lately. Not only that, there are certain sections of the press that are actually writing favourably about Liverpool F.C.
As we all know , too much positivity will surely put the Kybosh on our title aspirations this year, yet again.
So......I thought it would balance the 'We'll piss the league'/'Don't have a chance' Yin & Yang, to have a place where we could put all those press snippets we love so much, that give us no chance of winning the league. That think Rafa is just a bumbling Spaniard with no grasp of English football and that we will always be the nearly men of the top 4.

In addition , those that are actually Liverpool fans who are of the same mindset can have their say in here too.....keep it sane though lads!
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #1 on: October 7, 2008, 11:58:30 am »
i think you're right.  torres is scoring, but law of average says he will, same with kuyt, not sure about keane.
we're winning, but against all the lesser sides. if we're still this high up in my i'll eat veg.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #2 on: October 7, 2008, 12:01:46 pm »
Yeah

I can see what you mean... we've all been knee-jerking over-optimistic for the last 19 years and... erhhh


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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #3 on: October 7, 2008, 12:03:37 pm »
Should rename it "The Paul Merson" thread.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #4 on: October 7, 2008, 12:10:36 pm »
Despite our morale boosting win over Man City a lot of journos mentioned our deficiencies at the full back position. SWP led Aurelio and Arby who I think is excellent a right merry dance at times. Dossena looks solid but nothing special. These areas could cost us in the long run.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #5 on: October 7, 2008, 12:10:49 pm »
Another 'Torres is overrated' type of thread?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #6 on: October 7, 2008, 12:15:35 pm »
Another 'Torres is overrated' type of thread?
Haha there was actually one of those?
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #7 on: October 7, 2008, 12:16:20 pm »
Another 'Torres is overrated' type of thread?
He is though isn't he
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #8 on: October 7, 2008, 12:24:55 pm »
if we're still this high up in my i'll eat veg.

Stoned typo or suffering munchies so bad, start eating healthy! ;D


But seriously, International break!(
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Not yet xmas, let alone '09. 
May is along way away, etc..
Does that suffice to flatten the tyrers a tad? ;)
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #9 on: October 7, 2008, 12:27:30 pm »
We're not that great really. I expect the win against the Mancs was a fluke. We'll go over to OT, bottle it, same with Chelsea and maybe arsenal. Throw in a few Stoke like results, and champions? You're having a laugh.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #10 on: October 7, 2008, 12:29:12 pm »
There'll probably be a load of injuries during the international beak anyway, so we'll probably be missing half our team come next weekend.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #11 on: October 7, 2008, 12:30:03 pm »
You're never gonna win anything with a foreign manager, and players from Spain. What have Spain ever won? We should try and snap up Big Sam Allardyce while he's still available.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #12 on: October 7, 2008, 12:31:28 pm »
All too true. With Rafa in charge, 4th is the best we can hope for. This is just a lucky run which will end sooner than later.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #13 on: October 7, 2008, 12:31:38 pm »
We seriously need to improve our goal difference if we are to have any chance

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #14 on: October 7, 2008, 12:35:07 pm »
if the press were saying we would fall away there would be outrage here

now people are worried the press saying we are looking good will mean we will fall away......

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #15 on: October 7, 2008, 12:39:02 pm »
We are only scoring in the 2nd half and keep having to come from behind. If the game was 45mins long, we would be fighting relegation.

We will be caught out at some point, and this will cost us 4th place.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #16 on: October 7, 2008, 12:39:08 pm »
I think it comes down to a clear division between those preferring cautious optimism whilst recognising there are still faults and demanding improvement, and those spouting hyperbole predicting "this is is our year I can feel it in my bones" type of comments before lauding our performances and results as "title-winning".

I'm very much of the former group, really happy we've (finally) got a flyer out of the blocks, but still concerned by some of our performances, both team and individuals. Ah but getting results whilst not in form is the mark of champions some will say, wait until we hit top form. But that nagging thought again....what if this is it? We're only 7 games in, barely stood up straight (in 100m sprint terms), and let's be honest Lady Luck has visited us several times already (Stoke being the only exception, even if the old adage 'you make your own luck' springs to mind), and it would be stupid and arrogant to assume she'll continue to do so over the course of the remaining 31 league games. Whilst the results are going our way though, great. But let's not be self-abusing ostriches, and when the almost inevitable bad result arrives, let's at least be honest in our appraisal that maybe we're not as good as we think we are,  and hope that Rafa can make the necessary changes.

That is the true mark of champions in my mind (as opposed to late lucky wins), those who are able to adapt quickly and effectively....the team who can bounce back immediately from a defeat, who have quality all over the pitch and a bench that is frightening AND is utilised frequently.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #17 on: October 7, 2008, 12:47:52 pm »
We'll never win the title with Kuyt in the team.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #18 on: October 7, 2008, 12:50:32 pm »
The Pope is in good health, Deidre and Ken are not getting married, Charlie isnt getting wed. We have no chance of winning a thing.

Just clutching at straws, but was there a credit crunch in 1990?

Or a presidential election?

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #19 on: October 7, 2008, 12:52:31 pm »
For mindless negativity based on clueless bias, Charley whatshisface on Sky is surely the first port of call.

As to the season ahead its been a great start but we have been very lucky until now with injuries. Chelsea in contrast have had a plethora of injuries and still remain top. I have a niggling doubt that we can sustain our current form all season long and remain injury free. I'm also worried the lack of rotation now might come home to roost later. Finally, no matter how well we perform and maintain our challenge I can't see past Chelsea who just look too strong and powerful. Our net spend this year would barely have afforded Bowsinga and that was a squad that already had a lot of money spent on it. Its scary and near impossible for us to match.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #20 on: October 7, 2008, 01:03:47 pm »
right so some negativity errr

Rafa needs to stop fucking about playing his strongest 11 week in and week out and get back to rotating the players because they all look really tired.

He should have sold alonso for barry because barry is by far the superior player :/
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #21 on: October 7, 2008, 01:06:27 pm »
Even a broken clock tells the time right twice a day.  That's all we are right now - a broken clock which has happened to tell the time right a couple of times early in the season.  The wheels will come off soon enough and the world will be put back to its natural order when Tottenham finish above us at the end of the season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #22 on: October 7, 2008, 01:07:01 pm »
Even a broken clock tells the time right twice a day.  That's all we are right now - a broken clock which has happened to tell the time right a couple of times early in the season.  The wheels will come off soon enough and the world will be put back to its natural order when Tottenham finish above us at the end of the season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #23 on: October 7, 2008, 01:07:03 pm »
We will never win the league with zonal marking...

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #24 on: October 7, 2008, 01:08:11 pm »
The best thing that can be said about this season so far is that we're almost halfway to safety from relegation.

Once Newcastle and Spurs get their acts together, we're in trouble.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #25 on: October 7, 2008, 01:12:16 pm »
We need to keep an eye on Everton, as they'll be the ones who be laughing at us at the end of the season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #26 on: October 7, 2008, 01:12:40 pm »
It'll be interesting to see how strongly we'll be able to finish this season. We've always finished strongly in the past under Rafa, and a lot of that was put down to him rotating early on. Well he's not done that so much this year. I'm sure he has a plan though and the quality and depth of the squad should mean we don't just fizzle out. Yossi, Lucas, Babel, Degen and Dossena will have to step-up at some point this season, lets hope they'll be ready for it.

Chelsea will take some stopping though.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #27 on: October 7, 2008, 01:16:04 pm »
It'll be interesting to see how strongly we'll be able to finish this season. We've always finished strongly in the past under Rafa, and a lot of that was put down to him rotating early on. Well he's not done that so much this year. I'm sure he has a plan though and the quality and depth of the squad should mean we don't just fizzle out. Yossi, Lucas, Babel, Degen and Dossena will have to step-up at some point this season, lets hope they'll be ready for it.

Chelsea will take some stopping though.

Yossi, Lucas, Babel, Degen and Dossena will have to step-up at some point this season, lets hope they'll be ready for it.

that for me is enough. recent years we haven't really had the SID, now we have.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #28 on: October 7, 2008, 01:21:02 pm »
Wingers, we needed wingers damn it!

What was Rafa thinking? 25 million on Keane and Riera? What we really need is the Q-man.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #29 on: October 7, 2008, 01:21:34 pm »
The best thing that can be said about this season so far is that we're almost halfway to safety from relegation.

Once Newcastle and Spurs get their acts together, we're in trouble.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #30 on: October 7, 2008, 01:34:09 pm »
Don't believe Chelsea will open us up like they did Villa home or away... Too much (recent) history
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #31 on: October 7, 2008, 01:35:29 pm »
I think some posters are being a tad whoosed here.

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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #32 on: October 7, 2008, 01:42:58 pm »
we drew...at home...to Stoke. now i dont know about you's but that is definitley not title winning form right there forget about all the wins, they're irrelevant right now, we got loads of wins last year and the year before and they got us nowhere. it was the draws that fucked us up last year so we cant afford to be drawing at home with the likes of stoke......
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #33 on: October 7, 2008, 01:44:24 pm »
We need to keep an eye on Everton, as they'll be the ones who be laughing at us at the end of the season.




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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #34 on: October 7, 2008, 01:44:51 pm »
reading the 1st half of the thread v man city  youd think we were shite.  ::)
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #35 on: October 7, 2008, 01:46:17 pm »
Rafa just doesn't undertand the English game.

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« Reply #36 on: October 7, 2008, 01:47:21 pm »

I think that it's also very important that everyone picks sides.

Agger v Skrtel

Remember that you may not admire both young players. You have 2 options;

1) You love Agger and you are made up that Skrtel is injured.

2) You love Skrtel, are gutted that he's injured. You dislike Agger and all those people that like him.

Remember that they are not two brilliant young defenders that may form the mainstay of a world class defensive partnership for 6-8 years..

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.



 
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #37 on: October 7, 2008, 01:51:03 pm »
Benitez only signs workhorses, I mean look at Torres, apart from the goals he did nothing against Everton and Manchester City.
Soon he'll return to form and we'll be a one man team again.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #38 on: October 7, 2008, 01:52:05 pm »
Rotation will cause our doom.  That and Zonal marking.

FFS why are players marking space ?  Space doesn't score goals.

And as long as Rafa keeps rotating Torres, Liverpool have no chance.  I mean, why was he on the bench against Utd ?  Rafa certainly has luck on his side but ultimately, Rotation will lead to Liverpool's downfall.  Mark my words.
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Re: Liverpool are shite.
« Reply #39 on: October 7, 2008, 01:52:44 pm »
Bottom line: Liverpool have never won a game due to positive posting on here.
                    Liverpool have never lost a game due to negative posting on here.

So the choice is to be positive or negative. You choose.

As Liverpool fans, it's natural to think that if one doesn't wear his lucky boxers we will fuck it up. Won't happen.

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