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Who will win the World Championships

Ronnie
54 (42.9%)
Selby
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Murphy
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Robertson
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Allen
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Author Topic: The Snooker thread  (Read 653929 times)

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9280 on: August 14, 2020, 06:26:56 pm »
2 players with zero confidence

It's pressure, not lack of confidence.

Two young players, at 16-16 in the world championship semi-final.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9281 on: August 14, 2020, 06:28:11 pm »
Wilson is the favourite cause of the points lead, but it's still tough to call.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9282 on: August 14, 2020, 06:28:18 pm »
With the positioning of the brown and black it could be each ball is effectively a black ball game
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9283 on: August 14, 2020, 06:33:36 pm »
Oh wow!!

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9284 on: August 14, 2020, 06:33:38 pm »
What a fluke. Wow.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9285 on: August 14, 2020, 06:34:30 pm »
Looks like he was going to burst into tears there

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9286 on: August 14, 2020, 06:34:51 pm »
so obviously there's a fluke involved now too.

kwilson needs to get a grip. not his fault he fluked it.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9287 on: August 14, 2020, 06:36:27 pm »
I've not watched any of this years stuff, but who is this commentating alongside Hendry?  He's awful.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9288 on: August 14, 2020, 06:37:25 pm »
Whats goin on, i'm in a boozer that doesnt have the snooker on, i know it's 16 each,
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9289 on: August 14, 2020, 06:38:47 pm »
I've not watched any of this years stuff, but who is this commentating alongside Hendry?  He's awful.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9290 on: August 14, 2020, 06:39:02 pm »
Looks like he was going to burst into tears there

He always looks like that.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9291 on: August 14, 2020, 06:40:15 pm »
What a frame of snooker

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9292 on: August 14, 2020, 06:40:44 pm »
kwilson scrapes through. what a mad frame that was.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9293 on: August 14, 2020, 06:40:58 pm »
Well played Kyren Wilson. A shame it ended on a fluke but I guess it's fitting that in the end that was all that could separate them.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9294 on: August 14, 2020, 06:41:34 pm »
Astonishing game and frame.

Imagine that with a crowd in there....

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9295 on: August 14, 2020, 06:41:34 pm »
Pat Macock. Ex top 100 in the world snooker player

Just trying to build drama when he didn't need to.  The frame spoke for itself.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9296 on: August 14, 2020, 06:42:01 pm »
Pat Macock. Ex top 100 in the world snooker player

Aye remember him, he was crap. Was obsessed with the brown pocket.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9297 on: August 14, 2020, 06:42:11 pm »
Pat Macock. Ex top 100 in the world snooker player

:lmao
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9298 on: August 14, 2020, 06:43:11 pm »
Whats goin on, i'm in a boozer that doesnt have the snooker on, i know it's 16 each,

The final frame is utter nuts...It's like fucking appalled is playing with a golf club.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9299 on: August 14, 2020, 06:43:38 pm »
poor mcgill. fuck doing an interview straight away after that!

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9300 on: August 14, 2020, 06:43:59 pm »
What a horrible question to put to him. Might as well shoot him in the head while he's at it

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9301 on: August 14, 2020, 06:44:31 pm »
Really unlucky on McGill there.  Cruel run of the balls in the final frame.  Thought he played the better of the two today.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9302 on: August 14, 2020, 06:48:33 pm »
The final frame is utter nuts...It's like fucking appalled is playing with a golf club.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9303 on: August 14, 2020, 06:48:35 pm »
Two warriors there, and the ginger warrior lost which is the right result.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9304 on: August 14, 2020, 06:49:21 pm »
Felt for McGill then. He should've won that last frame though. Snookered himself behind the pink.

McGill played really well that session.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9305 on: August 14, 2020, 06:50:39 pm »
Felt for McGill then. He should've won that last frame though. Snookered himself behind the pink.

McGill played really well that session.

You're spot on for once there Fordy  ;)

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9306 on: August 14, 2020, 06:51:25 pm »
That was incredible. Pressure demonstrated in all its glory
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9307 on: August 14, 2020, 06:54:20 pm »
The level of safety play towards the end was unreal.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9308 on: August 14, 2020, 06:57:09 pm »
That was incredible. Pressure demonstrated in all its glory

It was like watching fucking appalled crumble if approached by Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson for a three some.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9309 on: August 14, 2020, 06:58:59 pm »
O'Sullivan & Selby will struggle to live up to that, I think Selby will get through 17-15, unless O'Sullivan can get his long game (and his safety game) together.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9310 on: August 14, 2020, 06:59:31 pm »
It was like watching fucking appalled crumble if approached by Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson for a three some.

No hanging in glory for him.

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9311 on: August 14, 2020, 07:00:51 pm »
The level of safety play towards the end was unreal.

It was great wasn't it?
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9312 on: August 14, 2020, 07:09:15 pm »
hendry's back on comms already. just about had time for a piss

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9313 on: August 14, 2020, 07:14:52 pm »
Looks like he’s taken his happy pills
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9314 on: August 14, 2020, 07:16:12 pm »
Excellent start from Ronnie. By far the best he's looked all match this.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9315 on: August 14, 2020, 07:17:36 pm »
You're spot on for once there Fordy  ;)

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9316 on: August 14, 2020, 07:32:53 pm »
He is the Mourinho of snooker. Even when he tries to be attacking you can tell it pains him to do it and ends up back in a grim safety battle ;D
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9317 on: August 14, 2020, 07:58:39 pm »
That in-off from Ronnie has completely shifted the momentum of this match.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9318 on: August 14, 2020, 08:51:45 pm »
Ronnie going for the ah fuck it approach
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9319 on: August 14, 2020, 08:55:43 pm »
Ronnie going for the ah fuck it approach

He's knocking in some brilliant pots but also playing some absolutely ridiculous shots that are going to cost him this frame. Not good.
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