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Who will win the World Championships

Ronnie
54 (42.9%)
Selby
32 (25.4%)
Murphy
4 (3.2%)
Robertson
27 (21.4%)
Allen
9 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 126

Author Topic: The Snooker thread  (Read 655796 times)

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9320 on: August 14, 2020, 08:56:04 pm »
Ronnie going for the ah fuck it approach

My mate hits the ball at that pace every shot. Completely ruins the game cos the balls are everywhere.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9321 on: August 14, 2020, 09:07:28 pm »
Eurgh awful shot Ronnie, huge frame this and gifted the impetus
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9322 on: August 14, 2020, 09:09:27 pm »
Stupid from Ronnie. He's throwing in the towel here.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9323 on: August 14, 2020, 09:10:51 pm »
Twat. He's threw it away.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9324 on: August 14, 2020, 09:11:05 pm »
His attitude at times is pathetic. All that talent and he fucks about when things aren't going easy for him.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9325 on: August 14, 2020, 09:11:15 pm »
I like Kyren Wilson generally, but I think i'd rather eat knives than watch him get Selbyed in a World Championship final. O'Sullivan or bust.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9326 on: August 14, 2020, 09:11:26 pm »
Don't know what Ronnie is playing at.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9327 on: August 14, 2020, 09:16:21 pm »
He's so good that he could easily knock in 3 centuries and turn it around from here. But equally, he's one bit of impetuousness from it being all over.

Makes for compelling viewing if nothing else.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9328 on: August 14, 2020, 09:19:36 pm »
Just fucking stupidity though. Can’t make a mistake now, if he’d just played smart he’d be about to play for the match
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9329 on: August 14, 2020, 09:22:01 pm »
He's knocking in some brilliant pots but also playing some absolutely ridiculous shots that are going to cost him this frame. Not good.

All agreed but there is method in the madness as well. Unsettles the opponent. I do think he needs to choose his moments though
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9330 on: August 14, 2020, 09:29:33 pm »
Irresistible snooker from Ronnie.

Into a decider we go! Not even going to try and predict what will happen.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9331 on: August 14, 2020, 09:29:47 pm »
And all of a sudden two ridiculous frames and he takes it to a decider :lmao

He’s such a wanker, but one of the most talented sportsmen ever
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9332 on: August 14, 2020, 09:30:14 pm »
Crazy bastard  :lmao
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9333 on: August 14, 2020, 09:31:46 pm »
Good job the footy is over as a contest to watch this now
It's wonderful, it's marvellous, it's 3-3

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9334 on: August 14, 2020, 09:31:51 pm »
He just went exhibition mode there
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9335 on: August 14, 2020, 09:33:23 pm »
The fake crowd have defo got their money's worth today

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9336 on: August 14, 2020, 09:34:24 pm »
It'll be the ultimate Selby thing to do, to win it now!! C'mon Ronnie!!

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9337 on: August 14, 2020, 09:37:07 pm »
And all of a sudden two ridiculous frames and he takes it to a decider :lmao

He’s such a wanker, but one of the most talented sportsmen ever

Oh he's a massive tool.....but we all love him for it. Crazy fucker. He will bite Selby next....
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9338 on: August 14, 2020, 09:38:15 pm »
The fourteenth of august 2020, this is magic sport day.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9339 on: August 14, 2020, 09:45:55 pm »
Noooooooo

Would be the most Selby thing in the world to win it from here.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9340 on: August 14, 2020, 09:49:44 pm »
You can’t fault his mentality and resilience but it really be a massive disappointment if Selby wins this
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9341 on: August 14, 2020, 09:53:39 pm »
What a ridiculous shot :lmao
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9342 on: August 14, 2020, 09:53:44 pm »
Thats outragous

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9343 on: August 14, 2020, 09:54:32 pm »
As well as that

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9344 on: August 14, 2020, 09:54:51 pm »
And that

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9345 on: August 14, 2020, 09:54:53 pm »
To be fair that was some reply from Selby
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9346 on: August 14, 2020, 09:55:07 pm »
Oh my goodness what a shot that is from Ronnie after a screamer from Selby
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9347 on: August 14, 2020, 09:55:08 pm »
Ridiculous.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9348 on: August 14, 2020, 09:55:14 pm »
To be fair that was some reply from Selby

And then again from Ronnie. Unbelievable stuff.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9349 on: August 14, 2020, 09:55:48 pm »
Incredible shots here.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9350 on: August 14, 2020, 09:56:14 pm »
In terms of consecutive escapes I don’t think you’ll ever see better than that
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9351 on: August 14, 2020, 09:56:36 pm »
GET IN!!!
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9352 on: August 14, 2020, 09:56:57 pm »
Well played

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9353 on: August 14, 2020, 09:56:57 pm »
Brilliant snooker all round. Well done Ronnie.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9354 on: August 14, 2020, 09:56:58 pm »
That should be that.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9355 on: August 14, 2020, 09:57:14 pm »
He is just a one off. Simple as that.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9356 on: August 14, 2020, 09:57:16 pm »
Two of the most incredible sessions of snooker I've ever seen today. Hope the final lives up to them.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9357 on: August 14, 2020, 09:57:22 pm »
So happy!!

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9358 on: August 14, 2020, 09:57:25 pm »
Ronnie!  Oh, that is outrageous talent....
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #9359 on: August 14, 2020, 09:57:43 pm »
Fucking hell and another phenomenal one into the corner!

That’s it!

Ronnie, and others, have slated the standard and bitched about boring finals etc but what a couple of semis that’s been today.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.