Topic: General Everton Discussion Thread #theygothegame

[Solomon Grundy]

Yeah pissed myself at that with a "Brendan wont admit it" added aswell for extra measure. Delusional.

Yep. Unreal. There isn't a day passes by without them having to mention us in one way or another.

[courty61]

Yep. Unreal. There isn't a day passes by without them having to mention us in one way or another.

WEEEE DONT CARE WHAT THE REDSHITE SAY.......

(but we'll talk about them 24/7 nevertheless)

[Ken-Obi]

They secretly wished 1892 didn't happen, they didn't leave Anfield and that all the glories of ours combined with what little of their own would place them in the company of the most elite of teams in Europe.

What could've been, should've been, would've been.

We were lucky, my friends. Just look at Woodison today - that could've been us.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

In today's Liverpool Echo Howard 'Hiccup' Kendall has intimated that Steven Gerrard's new role in our team is just a case of Brendan looking at what role Bobby brown-shoes has given Gareth Barry in the Everton side and copied it.

up there with the 'whats wrong with Goodison Sven' one in 2002

[Lush is the best medicine...]

And as it's Friday, in case you've never seen it before

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php/articles.html/_/fe/br/

[Lush is the best medicine...]

There goes the jelavic money

www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/sport/11025955.Eagles_manager_thanks_Everton_for_hospitality_after_Goodison_postponement/?ref=var_0

[Willi]

They secretly wished 1892 didn't happen, they didn't leave Anfield and that all the glories of ours combined with what little of their own would place them in the company of the most elite of teams in Europe.

What could've been, should've been, would've been.

We were lucky, my friends. Just look at Woodison today - that could've been us.

But maybe that means we are Everton and they are Liverpool. And did they win all those trophies or we?

[JLStretton]

That shit about Fowler is quite honestly one of the saddest most pathetic things I have ever seen in my fucking life. How empty and hollow must that mans life be, to not only do that, to go to all that trouble, but to actually proudly tell people he did it. That is seriously sad on a level I cant even comprehend. If I was a bitter I'd be calling him all the sad c*nts under the sun.

Telling all you this right now, if I ever hear of any of our lot doing something like that, I will hunt you down, skin you and skull fuck you, for daring to bring such calamitous, embarrassing ruin upon our name.

all mouth no action, carl want his gobble

[Ken-Obi]

But maybe that means we are Everton and they are Liverpool. And did they win all those trophies or we?

We won't know mate, but if you know your history and all that... etc

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

BREAKING NEWS: The Echo are reporting that Everton have made progress in their attempts to move to a new stadium.

They're putting together the "financial jigsaw" needed to facilitate the move.

Bill Kenwright has managed to secure a credit account with Terry's Timber in Kirkdale, and B&Q in Speke have agreed to exchange that unused self assembly trophy cabinet for 15 tins of Ronseal Woodstain, even though Bill has lost the receipt.

[BUSHMILLS]

The Echo also reports Sir Terry Leahy saying that it's difficult to get investors to put money in because "to the outside world Everton are the Number 2 club in the city".

Oh my God, their fans are going to love that....

 

[swoopy]

There goes the jelavic money

www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/sport/11025955.Eagles_manager_thanks_Everton_for_hospitality_after_Goodison_postponement/?ref=var_0

"It sadly meant a wasted trip to the School of Science "

[jillcwhomever]

Anyone hear talksport last night when a Everton fan came on and reckon they could sell out a 60,000 seater stadium if they had one. 

Then a Red came on and said is that why you sell half season tickets? 

Is that why there were people attempting to sell Everton tickets in Liverpool City Centre the other day? Just in case people ignored them they'd brought their drums with them to make people notice them. The lengths they'll go.   

[swoopy]

#wegothegame

[666]

So Purslow reckons we should join Stadiums and get a big one like the Milan clubs. What he doesn't realise the twat is that we alone can fill and make a 60,000 stadium, their best hopes of getting one is only with us ..

[Dingle Red]

They secretly wished 1892 didn't happen, they didn't leave Anfield and that all the glories of ours combined with what little of their own would place them in the company of the most elite of teams in Europe.

What could've been, should've been, would've been.

We were lucky, my friends. Just look at Woodison today - that could've been us.

They should've paid the rent, fucking always been Meffs.

[CHOPPER]

Where's the Lena Zavaroni money, Bill?

[mjgill85]

The Echo also reports Sir Terry Leahy saying that it's difficult to get investors to put money in because "to the outside world Everton are the Number 2 club in the city".

Oh my God, they're fans are going to love that....

 

[thelinnen]

No chance even if we had chosen to build one. Didn't someone use a metaphor a few years back of them being a potless tramp squatting in our shiny new stadium? What are they going to fund their half with, a pack of crisps and a Double Decker?

[jaffod]

"It sadly meant a wasted trip to the School of Science "

Don't see why. They could have spent some time looking at the original wooden features of the Grand Old Lady or admiring the decor in the trophy room....

[jaffod]

Anyone hear talksport last night when a Everton fan came on and reckon they could sell out a 60,000 seater stadium if they had one. 

Then a Red came on and said is that why you sell half season tickets? 

They've been trying to flog cheap tickets to the Poles and Lithuanians in our place again this week for one of their next home games.

[12C]

Traore injured in warm up.. Big Dunc has trained him well

[Lush is the best medicine...]

From the GOT thread on Rooney signing a new deal, enjoy your Saturday funnies:

I respect him a lot for showing loyalty to the club that made him a star and gave him the opportunity to build a new trophy cabinet even though they're in a bad spell and unlikely to win anything sometime soon rather than simply moving to bigger and more ambitious clubs like Everton when they came prowling.

my £1 on 50/1 to everton as next club may have to wait another 5 years, ha. will be fuming if they've forgotten about it by then.

Hate him anyway. Horrible rat, wouldn't want him back.

I'd have thought coming home to a hero's welcome and another chance to re-live his boyhood dream would mean more than money to him at this point.

Not even remotely arsed. If he was was arsed enough he'd be coming here on a free.

Imo he would be exactly what we needed to push on and win a title. Not sure that it would happen him coming to us though.

if thats true, thats it. Sold his soul.

I don't care what went before, I've always said I'd love Rooney back and I think he'd be the missing cogg in this current set of players that would of guaranteed us CL this season but....

If he signs a new deal at utd that closes the door on any return ever IMO. Really don't want him as a declining has been....

he's among the top 3 players in PL.

Rooney is like that bird who you had an explosive 2-3 year relationship with, who you got all passive aggressive with in effort to drive her away, only to discover the minute she left that you were a fool and then you saw her get married to an equally explosive partner and then spent the rest of your life hoping that one day her knob husband would finally drive her away back into your arms, while you got married to some lass you knew from school who got about 5% hotter than when she was 16, making it seem like a decent trade off

Is he richer than Kenwright yet?

If true I think that has closed the door on Rooney ever playing for us again. Seriously were are too good now and will be too good a few seasons down the line to need or want a over the hill Rooney!

Sack having him back at 32/33. I really just couldn't be bothered with it at all. It'd be pathetic. I'd really be quite annoyed if that happened.

No thanks, done with this now...even unfollowed him on Twitter.

Shame as I really did think he'd want to come back whilst still in his prime so to speak. It all seemed to align right for him to return either this or next summer.

Ah well don't want him back at any point now to be honest, was now or never for me.

This one is very true though:

In another 5-years, Rooney will be 18-Stone and Moyes will be managing Partick.

[Lenin.]

This one is very true though:

In another 5-years, Rooney will be 18-Stone and Moyes will be managing Partick.

[Bangin Them In]

Anyone hear talksport last night when a Everton fan came on and reckon they could sell out a 60,000 seater stadium if they had one. 

Then a Red came on and said is that why you sell half season tickets? 

The Peoples Club

Just not many Peoples

[jaffod]

LOL, some soft c*nts on there. One even unfollowed him on twitter. That's gotta hurt. That 'bird' analogy actually sounds like something from the Torres thread on here to be fair.

[TheGOAT]

So, where this exciting, attacking football then?

[Snail]

What is the point of them?

[IndianRed]

Looks like they won the possession at Stamford Bridge. Bobby Brownshoes is continuing the proud Moyes tradition of being a winner without having to win.

[Mouth]

What is the point of them?

Comedy needs them

[EmotionalCitrus]

Their title push seems to have hit a minor setback.

[Anywhichwayicant]

Couldnt even do their neighbours a favour.

[robertobaggio37]

Profesional bottlers

[Pricey]

Ross Barkley was absolutely horrendous when he came on, is he injured?

Lost the ball every time he had it, looked slow, lacked confidence. Was absolute dire. Went downhill when he came on for Osman.

[payback]

they've lost 3 out of the last 4 now.

[Kopenhagen]

Finished. I can only see it getting worse for them.

[Snail]

they've lost 3 out of the last 4 now.

Nice.

[Anywhichwayicant]

Martinez should spend more time on the training pitch, than in the ITV studios.

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

Won the passing though.....

Only 2 shots on target in the whole game. They're not very good.

[jay.taller.than.spearing]

Diving Chelsea wankers , thought the draw would have been a better result. Oh well.