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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10880 on: February 23, 2014, 04:37:34 pm »
Their game in hand at home to Palace won't be easy either, lots of pressure on that one. I think you can put a fork in them for 4th now though.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10881 on: February 23, 2014, 04:40:19 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10882 on: February 23, 2014, 04:42:24 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.

New manager syndrome worked wonders up until about Christmas and now it's wearing off.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10883 on: February 23, 2014, 04:43:03 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.

I would expect more free transfers and hopeful loan punts.
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« Reply #10884 on: February 23, 2014, 04:44:00 pm »
New manager syndrome worked wonders up until about Christmas and now it's wearing off.

Biggest downfall was selling a striker and signing an injured giraffe.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10885 on: February 23, 2014, 04:44:02 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.

Finishing above Liverpool must of been a realistic target seeing as you've done it for the last 2 seasons no?
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10886 on: February 23, 2014, 04:54:08 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10887 on: February 23, 2014, 04:57:11 pm »
Tbf they were never expected to do much this season anyway. Maybe this time next season would be better to either laugh at them or think shit.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10888 on: February 23, 2014, 04:58:47 pm »
too cowardly to update the table cos then they'd have to face reality.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10889 on: February 23, 2014, 05:05:30 pm »
They are obviously waiting until they have played their game in hand to update it, fucking sad c*nts, they would of updated it if we had lost any of our games though.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10890 on: February 23, 2014, 05:16:50 pm »
Finishing above Liverpool must of been a realistic target seeing as you've done it for the last 2 seasons no?

Nah.  They'll just point to us spunking squillions when they have to make do with loan signings.  ::)
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10891 on: February 23, 2014, 05:20:30 pm »
Nah.  They'll just point to us spunking squillions when they have to make do with loan signings.  ::)

I'm hoping we send the likes of Suso, Ibe and Wisdom on loan to Premier League sides next season. Relegation threatened teams might not be too keen because of the risk and obviously those at the top won't want them (not will we want to loan them to them) so midtable sides are the best option. Everton seem huge fans of the loan system as you've alluded so you think we've got a chance to loan them to them? It's either them or another midtable side in Man Utd but Everton play the better football so it'd suit our player a lot more.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10892 on: February 23, 2014, 05:22:32 pm »
I'm hoping we send the likes of Suso, Ibe and Wisdom on loan to Premier League sides next season. Relegation threatened teams might not be too keen because of the risk and obviously those at the top won't want them (not will we want to loan them to them) so midtable sides are the best option. Everton seem huge fans of the loan system as you've alluded so you think we've got a chance to loan them to them? It's either them or another midtable side in Man Utd but Everton play the better football so it'd suit our player a lot more.

I could see Everton taking Suso for us as a Deulofeu replacement.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10893 on: February 23, 2014, 06:10:04 pm »
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelseas-win-over-everton-down-3173782

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10894 on: February 23, 2014, 06:15:16 pm »
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Well they've officially got fourth now and are very much in the title hunt, they have well and truly stepped it up this season and we cant even say it's undeserved either as they deserved it 100%. Its rather depressing isn't it.

Sometimes wonder why I bother with this sport knowing that nothing's ever gonna change long term with regard to us getting top 4

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10895 on: February 23, 2014, 06:21:24 pm »
At least they're still ahead of moyes... ah no.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10896 on: February 23, 2014, 06:36:37 pm »
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I'd settle for 17th this season if it came with them not finishing top

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10898 on: February 23, 2014, 06:39:23 pm »
They've played their best football in years, been pretty consistent, and they're still fucking MILES behind us, it makes it even sweeter.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10899 on: February 23, 2014, 06:44:19 pm »
:lmao
Fucking insane, that sort of thing just shows what twats they really are. If best we could do was finish second to them, I'd still want to finish second. I want us to do as well as we can and fuck everyone else, it doesn't matter what they do.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10900 on: February 23, 2014, 06:53:40 pm »
The thing with them is that they just don't score enough goals despite them playing more attractive positive football. In fact they are scoring slightly fewer goals than last year. They have much better attackers available to them this season but they don't create many clear cut chances and they don't move the ball quickly. Everton under Moyes were a counter attacking team hence they were able to use the pace of Mirrallas and size of some one like Fellaini and Anichebe more effectively. Right now they don't even attempt to counter attack even when they can commit men forward. There production of set pieces has gone down as well. For all the possession they have they don't create many chances hence they end up losing many games despite winning the passing. Next year they will have to replace Lukaku and Delefeou probably and other attackers like Pienaar and Osman will be a year older. The next 2-3 transfer windows can seal Martinez's fate.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10901 on: February 23, 2014, 06:58:14 pm »
Bobby will probably relegate them next season.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10902 on: February 23, 2014, 07:07:02 pm »
Just saw this shared from one of their shitty fan pages on facebook -

''Current most boring Everton shout is "We are going to be in trouble when Lukaku, Barry and Gerry's loans run out"

Why are we?

Surely we can just get other players on loan next year to fill the gaps.''

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10903 on: February 23, 2014, 07:07:08 pm »
Looking at their recent starting XI and actually found it interesting that they have couple of players whom were strongly linked and once wanted at LFC like Baines, Barry, McCarthy or even Coleman who was offered to LFC. Anybody else missing?

And looking at their remaining fixtures, it's clear that Merseyside will have a strong say in both the title winners and top 4 spots with big home games for both teams.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10904 on: February 23, 2014, 07:10:57 pm »
Just saw this shared from one of their shitty fan pages on facebook -

''Current most boring Everton shout is "We are going to be in trouble when Lukaku, Barry and Gerry's loans run out"

Why are we?

Surely we can just get other players on loan next year to fill the gaps.''

 :-X
Now that's a team with ambition.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10905 on: February 23, 2014, 07:12:12 pm »
Just saw this shared from one of their shitty fan pages on facebook -

''Current most boring Everton shout is "We are going to be in trouble when Lukaku, Barry and Gerry's loans run out"

Why are we?

Surely we can just get other players on loan next year to fill the gaps.''

 :-X

Say we'll offer them Ibe, Suso or Teixeira.  ;D
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10906 on: February 23, 2014, 07:23:06 pm »
Say we'll offer them Ibe, Suso or Teixeira.  ;D
I wouldn't offer them the steam off my piss.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10907 on: February 23, 2014, 07:29:55 pm »
:lmao

they still haven't updated table

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10908 on: February 23, 2014, 07:31:24 pm »
:lmao

they still haven't updated table
I guess they are still mathematically in the title race then.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10909 on: February 23, 2014, 07:40:00 pm »
That Davek on GOT is a right bitter bastard isn't he :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10910 on: February 23, 2014, 07:45:47 pm »
I could see Everton taking Suso for us as a Deulofeu replacement.

Could you imagine the amount of stick a Liverpool player on loan to Everton would get? It would be completely unrealistic for both sides I think.

However, if you want to really wind up a bluenose, then sympathising with them and offering our fringe players on loan should really do the trick.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10911 on: February 23, 2014, 07:45:50 pm »
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We finish above them 2 years in a row. They finish above us and will have a champions league place to show for it.

The year we finish 4th. They only go and win it.

The best period in our history. They only go and get us a European ban.

Why are they so closely linked to our downfalls in pynical parts of our history. Very very eery. Any one but them like. I'm not biter just a bit spooked out.

I love it :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10912 on: February 23, 2014, 07:46:13 pm »
That Davek on GOT is a right bitter bastard isn't he :lmao
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10913 on: February 23, 2014, 07:47:19 pm »
I love it :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10914 on: February 23, 2014, 07:47:51 pm »
That Davek on GOT is a right bitter bastard isn't he :lmao

One of the worst I've come across on the internet.

Why whats that gimp been saying now?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10915 on: February 23, 2014, 07:48:59 pm »
How does he get out of bed in the morning?

What makes you think that lad even gets out of bed? .

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10916 on: February 23, 2014, 07:49:21 pm »
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We finish above them 2 years in a row. They finish above us and will have a champions league place to show for it.

The year we finish 4th. They only go and win it.

The best period in our history. They only go and get us a European ban.

Why are they so closely linked to our downfalls in pynical parts of our history. Very very eery. Any one but them like. I'm not biter just a bit spooked out.

Qualitee - especially the pynical (pinnacle?) part...
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10917 on: February 23, 2014, 07:49:22 pm »
Could you imagine the amount of stick a Liverpool player on loan to Everton would get? It would be completely unrealistic for both sides I think.

However, if you want to really wind up a bluenose, then sympathising with them and offering our fringe players on loan should really do the trick.

It would be the ultimate pisstake.  ;D
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10918 on: February 23, 2014, 07:50:43 pm »
I love it :lmao
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10919 on: February 23, 2014, 07:56:07 pm »
One of the worst I've come across on the internet.

Why whats that gimp been saying now?

Banging on about Real madrid and Suarez next season, apparently we will be 'goosed' playing 2 games in 3 days next season, saying we need to up our form because winning by the odd goal against Fulham and Swansea isn't good enough (didn't we beat Arsenal 5-1 and them 4-0? :lmao), Swansea had 2 days to prepare and we had 8 and only won by 1 goal.

Surely on a wind up?