Topic: General Everton Discussion Thread #theygothegame

[Skeeve]

More than likely I'd say its bullshit. Trying to impress his new friends in the play ground. 
Fowler would've twatted him.

It is also the sort of thing that would get reported on too, so we would have heard about it before now as well.

[payback]

there was that bit on the clubs website, him and pepe doing a quiz about the city of liverpool, dirk was asked what evertons nickname was and he simply replied 'the bitters'

here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQvO8Ybe5ck   

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Just signed up for that GOT as I need to see some of this funny shit. Funny thing already when you sign up
For verification Name Everton's current manager? What so only Everton fans know this.  Stupid fuckers.  Everybody knows its Walter Smith!!!

[Rattleduser]

the first professional player to go to jail for an offence committed on the field of play

Stick that on the list of firsts

[Six Beardy]

Suarez is an evil, evil man.

Duncan Ferguson though. What a sound fella. 4 convictions for assault, say nothing, at least he's not snide.

Big brave Dunc - one of his convictions was for assaulting a man on crutches, another was for attacking a woman.

(Oviedo and Deulofeu better watch their backs with him around.     )

[EmotionalCitrus]

Big brave Dunc - one of his convictions was for assaulting a man on crutches, another was for attacking a woman.

(Oviedo and Deulofeu better watch their backs with him around.     )

But Suarez is the worst person to ever grace a football pitch.

[capt_methane]

Was on M6 earlier.    Overtook a car with

IN MY SOUL   IN MY HEART

EVERTON FC

First one of those I ever saw was a few years back, guess what colour the car was, yes that's right RED

[OldBloke]

Put my tin helmet on and say I actually liked Big Dunc. In general Everton's players have never bothered me, Peter Reid was a great laugh. It's their miserable twatting fans that do my head in. That is a "fairly" recent thing too. In the seventies they were fine! Now some of them are verging on needing to be sectioned.

[only6times]

the older Baines gets, the more he looks like the irish builder from Fawlty Towers.

Pissing meself at that.

[Mad Max]

Tell it to that Dickie Piss guy. He spent 30 years not going the 'game' - turns up once and they spunk their load all over him. 

Who?

[Red Beret]

It's their miserable twatting fans that do my head in. That is a "fairly" recent thing too. In the seventies they were fine! Now some of them are verging on needing to be sectioned.

I blame Moyes for that.  He did a mini-ginsoak by taking a pre existing resentment towards Liverpool and fanning it into blazing hatred.  Part of his strategy to steal a living imo - they became so obsessed about us they didn't give a shit about how their own club was doing.

[only6times]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1-ObRHTzA

1 comment below. Guess who gets a mention?

[jamieredders]

Put my tin helmet on and say I actually liked Big Dunc. In general Everton's players have never bothered me, Peter Reid was a great laugh. It's their miserable twatting fans that do my head in. That is a "fairly" recent thing too. In the seventies they were fine! Now some of them are verging on needing to be sectioned.

Agreed.  I have the same Evertonian mates that I have had all my life.  Top lads.

I blame the internet.  Far too many people having a say about 'their' club who have never even seen them play.  Not just Evertonians, we have plenty too.

That total c**t going on about Robbie Fowler and the stunt he pulled in Australia.  In your fookin dreams crocodile lad, in yer fookin dreams!

 

[Motty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1-ObRHTzA

1 comment below. Guess who gets a mention?

Red hair on that last one She must be colour blind or something or she ain't had the memo about all things red.

[thelinnen]

Who?

Rick Wee, the Malaysian supporter from the called off Palace game, affectionately known on this forum as Dicky Piss.

[Six Beardy]

Red hair on that last one She must be colour blind or something or she ain't had the memo about all things red.

Red hair and she's painted her house red too.   

[Big Red Richie]

We go the game, it's what we do!

Strangely, every morning -  I go for a shit. Thats what I do!


It doesn't mean I brag about it, and deserve a fucking medal.   

[Motty]

Red hair and she's painted her house red too.   

haha somehow i didn't even notice that.

She obviously must be renting the house as there's no way in hell she would paint her house red.

[Mad Max]

Rick Wee, the Malaysian supporter from the called off Palace game, affectionately known on this forum as Dicky Piss.

 

[EmotionalCitrus]

Surely they don't need to advertise tickets considering they 'go the game'.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fc-band-play-iconic-6729566?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter 

[slimbo]

Haha that Robbie Fowler one is brilliant. Imagine being THAT bitter and twisted that you'd travel down (presumably from County Road?) to Australia, then wait in line for over an hour, to get 'revenge' on a lad who kicks a bag of wind around once a week and may or may not have snorted some naughty stuff 15 years ago. I'm sure that really hit him hard.

That's a whole new level of premeditated bitterness. That's the kind of thing they get off on though these blues.

Its total bs I reckon. He's just talking himself up. Fowler was big news when he was here, particularly when he first arrived and played for FNQ. It would have been all over the news here and old mate would have been charged for it. But there was nothing on it here, not even a sniff

[Something Awful]

Just randomly thought of Everton.

LOLed.

[Six Beardy]

 

Surely they don't need to advertise tickets considering they 'go the game'.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fc-band-play-iconic-6729566?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter 

Hahaha, they are going to have the drummers playing at the match. How long before they start playing Pigbag or Tom Hark every time they score a goal ? Their older fans must be seething inside at all this  cheesey nonsense they are being forced to endure.     

[Historical Fool]

That shit about Fowler is quite honestly one of the saddest most pathetic things I have ever seen in my fucking life. How empty and hollow must that mans life be, to not only do that, to go to all that trouble, but to actually proudly tell people he did it. That is seriously sad on a level I cant even comprehend. If I was a bitter I'd be calling him all the sad c*nts under the sun.

Telling all you this right now, if I ever hear of any of our lot doing something like that, I will hunt you down, skin you and skull fuck you, for daring to bring such calamitous, embarrassing ruin upon our name.

Well there was this one time recently when I was down in Carlisle and heard that Danny Cadamarteri would be at the pub the next night with some friends.

So I went down to the market the next morning and bought the longest, slimiest piece of squid I could find. I then cut it up into little rings, packed them in sawdust and left them in the boot of my car the entire day - note that this was in summer so it was blazing hot like.

I drove down to the pub at about quarter to 8 to wait for Cadamarteri. I brought along the box of by now, rotting and decomposing, squid rings and settled down to a table and waited for him to come. He comes in at about 11, all trussed up like some big football star, and I head across to his table and fling the box of squid at his face and yell, you fucking bitter blueshite, what kid of sod off name is Cadamarteri, rotting Calamari is more your cuppa you arsehole.

I then ran. Never felt so good driving home in my life.

[elpistolero7]

So Ross Barkley>>Kroos=Osman??

[Ken-Obi]

"Absolute holocaust of a human being". I mean, just what the fuck?

Well he had a hand in Everton's poor result against us, I think that's what they meant.

[payback]

Surely they don't need to advertise tickets considering they 'go the game'.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-fc-band-play-iconic-6729566?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter 

no collection cups on the floor? they've missed a trick there.  'where's the money we could've collected, Bill?'

[Melbourne Red]

More than likely I'd say its bullshit. Trying to impress his new friends in the play ground. 
Fowler would've twatted him.
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Would have been all over Fox Sports News here, Fowler was big news - never happened

[Vinay]

I'd absolutely love it if they beat Chelsea!

[EstonianRed]

another miserable day to be an evertonian..

I want everyone and to just take a minute and think how miserable it would be to be an evertonian.

[Hazell]

I want everyone and to just take a minute and think how miserable it would be to be an evertonian.

Didn't they just win 2-0 at The Etihad?

[Mad Max]

another miserable day to be an evertonian..

I want everyone and to just take a minute and think how miserable it would be to be an evertonian.

It would be very miserable.

[00jebus]

^ Odd, I think being a bluenose would be a rather happy state.

What with playing like a hybrid of Barca, Bayern and Real Madrid, having so many future Ballon d'or winners amongst their ranks, a new manager who is everything Guardiola, Mourinho and Rafa all wish they could be and being one of the best fans in the country (by default).
Plus, you know, even if you don't win anything for years you still count as winners, really cheap and easy to get "game" tickets and you can blame the RS for any problems your team have!
All that and you've got so much to look forward to, like the next dvd coming out.... or.... er..... finding out how much Barkley goes for this summer!

really must be bliss.

[gerrardisgod]

Funny letter in the Echo, last night, going on about how Osman, sorry, Ossie, is one of the few creative players in the league and is to Everton what Silva is to City.

[Solomon Grundy]

I'd absolutely love it if they beat Chelsea!

Draw all day long should be the preferred choice.

[jediwarrior]

Anyone hear talksport last night when a Everton fan came on and reckon they could sell out a 60,000 seater stadium if they had one. 

Then a Red came on and said is that why you sell half season tickets? 

[XabiAlonsosBeard]

Chelsea win, for me. Provided we win too.

I'm still in the title is possible, but top 4 is more realistic camp. I'd sooner see Chelsea drop points elsewhere, as a loss for Everton and a win for us, will open up an 11 point gap between us and them (albeit with the blues having a game in hand) and should pretty much finish their top 4 aspirations and put them back in their boxes.

[Solomon Grundy]

In today's Liverpool Echo Howard 'Hiccup' Kendall has intimated that Steven Gerrard's new role in our team is just a case of Brendan looking at what role Bobby brown-shoes has given Gareth Barry in the Everton side and copied it.

[Hazell]

In today's Liverpool Echo Howard 'Hiccup' Kendall has intimated that Steven Gerrard's new role in our team is just a case of Brendan looking at what role Bobby brown-shoes has given Gareth Barry in the Everton side and copied it.

Honestly, that's the most I've laughed since Darren Bent scored his last goal for Fulham.

[TheGOAT]

In today's Liverpool Echo Howard 'Hiccup' Kendall has intimated that Steven Gerrard's new role in our team is just a case of Brendan looking at what role Bobby brown-shoes has given Gareth Barry in the Everton side and copied it.

Yeah pissed myself at that with a "Brendan wont admit it" added aswell for extra measure. Delusional.