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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #360 on: February 3, 2022, 11:33:09 am »
I was really impressed by the management. They were alerted to Spurs' bid and quickly moved to brush their rivals aside to land the signing in an superb piece of business.

That was a great piece of business if you ask me.
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #361 on: February 3, 2022, 12:14:51 pm »
I actually do remember booing Sigardsson along with many others when he turned us down and went to Spurs when we played Spurs in the pre season warm up tour in 2012 in Baltimore. Thankfully he turned out to be very average.

Yep, we fortunately didn't get him due a minor problem.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #362 on: February 3, 2022, 12:25:20 pm »
But is he quick? That's what's important. ;D

We can argue about his speed as well  ;D
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #363 on: February 3, 2022, 01:02:32 pm »
He's in Paris so I assume that's for visa reasons, seem to remember Mo went there on his way to us.
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #364 on: February 3, 2022, 01:24:04 pm »
What if hes' gone there for just an authentic box of baguettes?

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #365 on: February 3, 2022, 01:54:41 pm »
being put into a 4-3-3 instead of the 4-4-2 he's been played in at Porto and Colombia will be even better for him
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #366 on: February 3, 2022, 01:55:58 pm »
What if hes' gone there for just an authentic box of baguettes?

Has he not heard of Upper Crust?

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #367 on: February 3, 2022, 02:04:34 pm »
What if hes' gone there for just an authentic box of baguettes?


Obviously he has yet to sucked into the world of Greggs
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #368 on: February 3, 2022, 02:13:46 pm »
What if hes' gone there for just an authentic box of baguettes?
a box of baguettes? aren't they usually in a bag?

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #369 on: February 3, 2022, 03:04:45 pm »
will he be out for AFCOL next year?

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #370 on: February 3, 2022, 03:11:06 pm »
He's in Paris so I assume that's for visa reasons, seem to remember Mo went there on his way to us.
It is, according to The Times:

Meanwhile, Liverpool’s new signing Luis Diaz is in Paris as he waits for a visa to be processed that will allow him entry into the UK. The Colombia winger would then have to attend a work-permit hearing.

Should the 25-year-old, signed from Porto for £37.5 million rising to £50 million, be able to train with Jürgen Klopp’s side on Friday, then he is likely to make his debut in Sunday’s FA Cup tie with Championship side Cardiff City

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #371 on: February 3, 2022, 03:40:12 pm »
He's in Paris so I assume that's for visa reasons, seem to remember Mo went there on his way to us.

Tapping up Mbappe ;)
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #372 on: February 3, 2022, 07:38:02 pm »
Yep, we fortunately didn't get him due a minor problem.
Now it's Everton who have a minor problem...
Some clubs were always destined for greatness...

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #373 on: February 3, 2022, 10:20:44 pm »
Has he not heard of Upper Crust?

He’s been finished with finishing school for a while now
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Normally a player can look great on tubes, but one of the things that's encouraging for me is just the amount of youtube videos on him

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #374 on: February 4, 2022, 12:27:13 am »
Was hoping for leaning pics now he is in the UK. Big media blitz on Friday do we reckon?

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #375 on: February 4, 2022, 01:06:04 am »
Was hoping for leaning pics now he is in the UK. Big media blitz on Friday do we reckon?

I do suspect we'll get proper official pics of him now.  ;D

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #376 on: February 4, 2022, 12:14:33 pm »

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #377 on: February 4, 2022, 12:22:31 pm »
Yep, we fortunately didn't get him due a minor problem.



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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #378 on: February 4, 2022, 01:14:38 pm »
He’s been finished with finishing school for a while now


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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #379 on: February 4, 2022, 02:36:38 pm »
He's arrived at Kirkby 💪

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #380 on: February 4, 2022, 02:43:22 pm »
This makes me feel all warm inside. He's living our dreams.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #381 on: February 4, 2022, 02:53:52 pm »
Lean incoming!
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #382 on: February 4, 2022, 02:57:12 pm »
Pep with a more enthusiastic hug there, a glimpse into the near future.....
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #383 on: February 4, 2022, 03:12:01 pm »
Diaz will score the winner in the League cup final.
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #384 on: February 4, 2022, 03:12:56 pm »

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #385 on: February 4, 2022, 03:20:47 pm »
He looks so happy, love this picture.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #386 on: February 4, 2022, 03:23:53 pm »
God, what I wouldn't give for a hug from Klopp.
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #387 on: February 4, 2022, 03:31:39 pm »
God, what I wouldn't give for a hug from Klopp.

Me too.

This did make me think what a weird world footballers live in though. Imagine turning up for work on your first day, meeting your boss for the first time and getting a massive hug off them! Bit awkward! ;D
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #388 on: February 4, 2022, 03:44:01 pm »
Just watched the video version of that pic, it was weird to see Ljinders speak fluent Portuguese, even though I knew he worked at Porto.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #389 on: February 4, 2022, 03:50:31 pm »
Just watched the video version of that pic, it was weird to see Ljinders speak fluent Portuguese, even though I knew he worked at Porto.

He was at Porto for 8 years mind, so plenty of time to get to grips!

A good bit of Porto influence at Liverpool with Pep and Vitor Matos, and now Luis Diaz, and Diogo Jota was there for a bit too.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #390 on: February 4, 2022, 04:31:27 pm »
Not sure if its been answered (apols if so) - can he play in the League Cup Final ?
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #392 on: February 4, 2022, 07:00:41 pm »
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #393 on: February 4, 2022, 07:25:35 pm »

Ah, wallow in the hate from other fans

The Squid Game picture is hilarious.

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #396 on: February 4, 2022, 08:21:58 pm »
He was at Porto for 8 years mind, so plenty of time to get to grips!

A good bit of Porto influence at Liverpool with Pep and Vitor Matos, and now Luis Diaz, and Diogo Jota was there for a bit too.
Basically all the Spanish and Portuguese speakers will be able to chat with him fine, so half the players on the pitch on certain days plus the day to day coach. All good!
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #397 on: February 4, 2022, 08:52:43 pm »

Ah, wallow in the hate from other fans

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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #398 on: February 4, 2022, 09:09:19 pm »





He's rocking that training top. I need to get me one of those. I know it's not all that popular but I like it
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Re: Welcome Luis Diaz!
« Reply #399 on: February 4, 2022, 09:10:30 pm »
He's rocking that training top. I need to get me one of those. I know it's not all that popular but I like it

I like it to mate I might have to treat myself 🤔