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« Reply #42000 on: March 14, 2018, 11:22:36 am »
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42001 on: March 14, 2018, 12:07:09 pm »
Keep away from the Pier Head in July folks - there'll probably be a tsunami or something.


PS Fats, you should stick that story in the Stephen Hawking thread   - brilliant. I tell everyone about that - since you originally posted it ages ago.
Hiya Doc. You could be right about the Pier Head. But I'm just having a day off the doom and gloom, as I've got loads of things to do today. Then I promise, I will give you all a bit of peace until I'm done.

I'm off out now, or I'd post that story in the Hawking thread. And I know, this site isn't the place for all this. But that's been the problem for 30 odd years. There's no getting the truth out. I could name names. I've approached them all. At best, I've been ignored. But it's not about me.

Here you go, here's one bit of proof....
http://www.2500murders.co.uk/

 It's a website of a lad I got to know. Just have a look at the letter he's posted.

He keeps his site short and sharp. But there's a few of them letters and documents.

The Dept of Health and some snide in the Haemophiliac society volunteered the kids at some school. 130 odd of them. There's 3 left. I met them. And Some girl from Newcastle that found the letters, where they were supposedly "lost." She lost her husband and brother in law. Clever girl, she photo copied the letters before they got snatched back and destroyed.

This is nothing new. Check the "Tuscagee syphilis experiment."

America has "tested chemicals and experimented" on it's own citizens over 340 times. It's usually done under the guise of giving "free health care." But The CIA even spread some shite in the New York tube and made thousands ill.

As I said, I'm sick and tired of digging in it and going on about it. It's took up 3 years of my life. Believe me, I want to drop it faster than Ian Duncan Smith. Oh well, it is what it is. I'm off to do some nice things.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42002 on: March 15, 2018, 10:13:58 am »
It's some deep pool of shite Leo. That Tuscagee experiment was an inhuman crime. Best wishes to you in the pursuit of justice - just be careful mate.
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« Reply #42003 on: March 15, 2018, 01:53:42 pm »
Keep up the good work Leo. Never easy taking on the lying  bastards with the power in this world.
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« Reply #42004 on: March 15, 2018, 08:39:13 pm »
Leo. Mutton Geoff and Jonno have it right. I can't imagine (or maybe I can) the barriers you've come up against or the lies they've told and evidence they've destroyed over the years. I don't understand how people don't see it, or worse still, don't want to see just what these bastards who appear on our screens on a daily basis are really capable of, to any decent fair minded person it's gut wrenching. Good luck mate, be safe in what you do and keep us posted.
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« Reply #42005 on: March 18, 2018, 08:42:55 pm »
" Great night out, went to The Mill Pub in Salisbury, woke up to being told Putin had poisoned everyone in there.  I'm writing this stood in the shower, wearing my marigolds and wellies, still no mention on Bill Clinton and what I should do about that. But, hey ho, life goes on. "    :)
 
Ey up FS Its good to see that despite the genuinely outrageous crimes committed against you and  thousands like you... You've managed to hold on to your sense of humour in the Age of Outrage.
 
Anyway we got 4 foot snow drifts up here so I thought I might brave the weather and go check on all the OAP's, make sure they're alI rite and that....Then again it's that cold I had to snap the dog off a lampost this morning ... So here I am.
 

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« Reply #42006 on: March 18, 2018, 09:54:33 pm »
" Great night out, went to The Mill Pub in Salisbury, woke up to being told Putin had poisoned everyone in there.  I'm writing this stood in the shower, wearing my marigolds and wellies, still no mention on Bill Clinton and what I should do about that. But, hey ho, life goes on. "    :)
 
Ey up FS Its good to see that despite the genuinely outrageous crimes committed against you and  thousands like you... You've managed to hold on to your sense of humour in the Age of Outrage.
 
Anyway we got 4 foot snow drifts up here so I thought I might brave the weather and go check on all the OAP's, make sure they're alI rite and that....Then again it's that cold I had to snap the dog off a lampost this morning ... So here I am.
 

Marigolds and Wellies such a turn on, got any pics.

Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42007 on: March 19, 2018, 11:59:37 am »
Marigolds and Wellies such a turn on, got any pics.

Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.
Christ, lad! TMI.  You're making it less and less appealing to come on this thread, so I'll try and up the mood.
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« Reply #42008 on: March 19, 2018, 12:07:17 pm »
Me ma was over t'other day.  She's 94.

I introduced her to the delights of my fave bitch Alexa.

Started her off tapping her foot to Hank Williams, with me Taffy yodeling along.

Then onto Glenn Miller.  She sewed parachutes and served officers mess to the Yanks at Burtonwood and danced to him for yonks till I was born, so it really resonated with her.

Then I took her back to George Formby, the little fucking genius. 

She was made up.  Hadn't heard half his stuff before.  Nor had I.

Marvelous lyricist.  Universal appeal.  Riding the edge of that envelope.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42009 on: March 19, 2018, 12:15:18 pm »
...Then I took her back to George Formby, the little fucking genius. 

She was made up.  Hadn't heard half his stuff before.  Nor had I.

Marvelous lyricist.  Universal appeal.  Riding the edge of that envelope.

He was brilliant.

George Harrison was a fan and was even president of the GF Club for a while.

Frank Skinner made a programme a few years ago that was pretty good, or at least it turned out nice in the end.... ;)

It's here.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ-7bYFmM18
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« Reply #42010 on: March 19, 2018, 02:32:04 pm »
Marigolds and Wellies such a turn on, got any pics.

Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.
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« Reply #42011 on: March 19, 2018, 07:09:46 pm »
He was brilliant.

George Harrison was a fan and was even president of the GF Club for a while.

Frank Skinner made a programme a few years ago that was pretty good, or at least it turned out nice in the end.... ;)

It's here.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ-7bYFmM18


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I saw the Concert for George again yesterday and there's Joe Brown doing the stuff that got the Beakles into showbiz.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42012 on: March 20, 2018, 09:28:53 am »
Great to see you back, Leo. I admire you for standing up for truth and justice.


As Edmund Burke, the 18th century philosopher,  said : "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"


Well done, Leo.

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« Reply #42013 on: March 20, 2018, 10:44:18 am »
Great to see you back, Leo. I admire you for standing up for truth and justice.

As Edmund Burke, the 18th century philosopher,  said : "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

Well done, Leo.

The recent revelations regarding Cambridge Analytica shows how wickedly corrupt the whole mess is. The trouble is that these days the bastards dig themselves so far in you've got to move a mountain of rubble (and then they'll pinch your spades) to pull the fuckers out, but as you say, good luck to Leo, he doesn't give up easily.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42014 on: March 20, 2018, 02:52:29 pm »
Marigolds and Wellies such a turn on, got any pics.

Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.

Thanks for sharing Yorky . . . . and just before I was gonna have me lunch too . . .
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« Reply #42015 on: March 20, 2018, 02:58:15 pm »
The recent revelations regarding Cambridge Analytica shows how wickedly corrupt the whole mess is.

And of course the vast majority will just tut, shrug their shoulders and do nothing.
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« Reply #42016 on: March 20, 2018, 02:59:39 pm »

...Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.

Seriously Geoff, crouch down and catch them in a bucket, it's so much simpler and less messy than trying to catch it your hand like they suggest.
It also enables you to get the samples from two different places on it a whole lot easier.
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« Reply #42017 on: March 20, 2018, 03:47:04 pm »
Seriously Geoff, crouch down and catch them in a bucket, it's so much simpler and less messy than trying to catch it your hand like they suggest.
It also enables you to get the samples from two different places on it a whole lot easier.

A small bucket that rests in the toilet bowl so that you can turd sample safely in accordance with the relevant EN sampling technique.

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« Reply #42018 on: March 20, 2018, 03:58:09 pm »
Anyway i have just started my turn of poke the turd with a mini cardboard stick or catch the turd for the next three sessions, two to go now.

Seriously Geoff, crouch down and catch them in a bucket, it's so much simpler and less messy than trying to catch it your hand like they suggest.
It also enables you to get the samples from two different places on it a whole lot easier.


A small bucket that rests in the toilet bowl so that you can turd sample safely in accordance with the relevant EN sampling technique.

At what age do you have to start doing this stuff?
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« Reply #42019 on: March 20, 2018, 04:10:09 pm »
At what age do you have to start doing this stuff?

Sixty. Just to get you used to the fact that eventually you will be incontinent.

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« Reply #42020 on: March 20, 2018, 06:19:32 pm »
Sixty. Just to get you used to the fact that eventually you will be incontinent.

Every two years.
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« Reply #42021 on: March 21, 2018, 12:06:19 am »
Right sorry about lowering the tone, and this i believe will be my 30,000 post in Rawk God i need a life it seems, anyway best wishes to you all.
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« Reply #42022 on: March 21, 2018, 07:18:51 am »
Right sorry about lowering the tone, and this i believe will be my 30,000 post in Rawk God i need a life it seems, anyway best wishes to you all.

Geoff mate, hope all is well with you and yours and congratulations on reaching a highly commendable 30K milestone post.

What a shame though that it just happened to be about shit . . . . ;D ;D ::) ::)
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« Reply #42023 on: March 21, 2018, 10:36:18 am »
Geoff mate, hope all is well with you and yours and congratulations on reaching a highly commendable 30K milestone post.

What a shame though that it just happened to be about shit . . . . ;D ;D ::) ::)

I refer you to Eric Idle with an immortal line from his greatest song , " Life is full of shit when you think of it"

As for me and mine, as well as we should be i reckon, the missus is going deaf but wont admit it, i spent a few hours on the allotment yesterday but i pace myself now rather than overdo it, and also i have rekindled my love for Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker etc on vinyl.

so life is good Johnno, I hope you and yours are in good spirits.
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« Reply #42024 on: March 21, 2018, 10:40:57 am »
Eh Geoff I saw your post about that Norwegian TV series. I haven't got around to watching it yet, even though we watch tons of Scandinavian TV (there's tons on Covenant/kodi and me and the missus are addicts), so, is it any good then?
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« Reply #42025 on: March 21, 2018, 06:00:04 pm »
Eh Geoff I saw your post about that Norwegian TV series. I haven't got around to watching it yet, even though we watch tons of Scandinavian TV (there's tons on Covenant/kodi and me and the missus are addicts), so, is it any good then?

Yes Series one was better than Series two though.
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« Reply #42026 on: March 21, 2018, 10:17:51 pm »
I refer you to Eric Idle with an immortal line from his greatest song , " Life is full of shit when you think of it"

As for me and mine, as well as we should be i reckon, the missus is going deaf but wont admit it, i spent a few on the allotment yesterday but i pace myself now rather than overdo it, and also i have rekindled my love for Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Charlie Parker etc on vinyl.

so life is good Johnno, I hope you and yours are in good spirits.

Getting there thank you - wherever there is Geoff . . .
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« Reply #42027 on: March 22, 2018, 07:54:59 pm »
Right sorry about lowering the tone, and this i believe will be my 30,000 post in Rawk God i need a life it seems, anyway best wishes to you all.
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« Reply #42028 on: March 22, 2018, 11:09:50 pm »
Say what you like about getting older......  it beats the fuck outta the alternative.
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« Reply #42029 on: March 23, 2018, 05:55:14 pm »
Say what you like about getting older......  it beats the fuck outta the alternative.

It sure does:
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« Reply #42030 on: March 24, 2018, 06:18:32 am »
Say what you like about getting older......  it beats the fuck outta the alternative.

According to Brad Pitt (aka Benjamin Button) there is the other opposite alternative - which I wouldn't particularly fancy either tell you the truth. . . .
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42031 on: March 24, 2018, 08:51:18 pm »
According to Brad Pitt (aka Benjamin Button) there is the other opposite alternative - which I wouldn't particularly fancy either tell you the truth. . . .


Poor bastard.  Was born so ugly he didn't get laid until he was 42.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42032 on: March 25, 2018, 02:17:16 am »
Poor bastard.  Was born so ugly he didn't get laid until he was 42.

42 eh? That's the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything according to Douglas Adams isn't it?  :o :o ::)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42033 on: April 1, 2018, 08:16:04 pm »
HELLO !!

Anybody in?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42034 on: April 2, 2018, 11:09:34 am »
After a lovely din-din yesterday for all our kids,their partners and their kids, 14 of us in total, just finished me last bit of choccy so bobbed in to wish all the auld arses (and some not-so-auld arses!) who are known to frequent this hallowed haunt a very Happy Easter. :jester :jester
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42035 on: April 2, 2018, 02:39:56 pm »
Wedding Saturday night.

Drinking tequila.

Spiflicated.

Headed home for next three matches.  (The derby in Kenwright's box if you can believe it!).

Life is good.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42036 on: April 2, 2018, 10:15:45 pm »
Was going to go on my allotment but would have needed an Aqualung with the rain, so had lunch at my eldest daughters and played 'Game of Life' instead very enjoyable day in the end.

Off work now till the 18th happy days.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42037 on: April 2, 2018, 10:19:01 pm »
Wedding Saturday night.

Drinking tequila.

Spiflicated.

Headed home for next three matches.  (The derby in Kenwright's box if you can believe it!).

Life is good.

So what have you done wrong to deserve Boys Pen Bill's company? ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42038 on: April 2, 2018, 10:20:02 pm »
I stick my head in here to find Geoff has been collecting his own shit.

I’m running out of here very fast.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #42039 on: April 2, 2018, 10:22:44 pm »
I stick my head in here to find Geoff has been collecting his own shit.

I’m running out of here very fast.

;D

Result came back no bowel cancer so i guess i won.
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