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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1080 on: February 13, 2020, 09:29:28 AM »
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They were usually brilliant.



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1081 on: February 13, 2020, 11:59:08 AM »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1082 on: February 13, 2020, 04:39:59 PM »
There's an ad on lately about selling off any old watches you have lying around, they show this big spider walking across a watch and it's horrible.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1083 on: February 13, 2020, 04:49:31 PM »
There's an ad on lately about selling off any old watches you have lying around, they show this big spider walking across a watch and it's horrible.

Yet another reason to avoid daytime TV.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1084 on: February 13, 2020, 05:23:41 PM »
He's got a tattoo on his wrist that says "I hate blackie blackie blackie blacks, and I fucking love handballing it into the opponent's goal and away from my own goal, and biting people, and kicking young kids in the bollocks when they ask for autographs. And diving. I fucking love that."

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1085 on: February 14, 2020, 02:15:10 PM »
I like Clive Owen. Why is he walking round market stalls, picking up bits of fruit and telling me to gamble? Was the money really that good?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1086 on: February 14, 2020, 04:56:16 PM »
Yet another reason to avoid daytime TV.

Im on long term garden leave at the moment, I didnt realise how awful the adverts are during the day. Carol fucking Voderman  :puke2

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1087 on: February 14, 2020, 05:00:12 PM »
Im on long term garden leave at the moment, I didnt realise how awful the adverts are during the day. Carol fucking Voderman  :puke2

It's scary how they target the elderly and confused. I'm amazed there aren't adverts extolling the virtues of Brexit and the Daily Express.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1088 on: February 14, 2020, 05:28:39 PM »
It's scary how they target the elderly and confused. I'm amazed there aren't adverts extolling the virtues of Brexit and the Daily Express.

Im probaIbly making a mountain out of a molehill, but in this advert she constantly changes the direction of her stare. I keep thinking she's talking to both members an elderly couple to get them to discuss the save for a funeral crap.  Seems a bit sinister

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1089 on: February 14, 2020, 06:14:16 PM »
They were usually brilliant.



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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1090 on: Yesterday at 05:31:09 AM »
The My Builder advert using My Delilah as its tune.

Utter rubbish.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1091 on: Yesterday at 09:12:48 AM »
Im on long term garden leave at the moment, I didnt realise how awful the adverts are during the day. Carol fucking Voderman  :puke2

I hope you aren't around 50 or older, I was off with depression a couple of years ago and every fucking advert was over 50's funeral plans.

I hate Vorderman and that other lying c*nt Schofield. She is a maths genius, she fucking well knows that equity release will fuck people over, yet the greedy c*nt happily takes the coin to wreck peoples retirements. As for that grey haired bell splash, he knows wbac rip you off, yet again, he's happy to add to the disgusting £1.7 million he already earns - fucking despise them both

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1092 on: Yesterday at 09:28:59 AM »
I hope you aren't around 50 or older, I was off with depression a couple of years ago and every fucking advert was over 50's funeral plans.

I hate Vorderman and that other lying c*nt Schofield. She is a maths genius, she fucking well knows that equity release will fuck people over, yet the greedy c*nt happily takes the coin to wreck peoples retirements. As for that grey haired bell splash, he knows wbac rip you off, yet again, he's happy to add to the disgusting £1.7 million he already earns - fucking despise them both


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The WBAC ad is very partonising.  Not everyone can take a hit on their sale to stroke puppies.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1093 on: Yesterday at 11:33:48 AM »

Not yet

The WBAC ad is very partonising.  Not everyone can take a hit on their sale to stroke puppies.

Ooh er, Matron!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1094 on: Yesterday at 11:36:08 AM »
Ooh er, Matron!

Haha, a deliberate choice of words

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1095 on: Yesterday at 01:34:38 PM »

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The WBAC ad is very partonising.  Not everyone can take a hit on their sale to stroke puppies.

Fella I used to work with had a Jag XF, all the bells and whistles - he was selling it so we put it on WBAC to see what they offered, £12k under what Jag gave him !!!!!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #1096 on: Yesterday at 06:06:05 PM »
Fella I used to work with had a Jag XF, all the bells and whistles - he was selling it so we put it on WBAC to see what they offered, £12k under what Jag gave him !!!!!

There's a similar advert for houses, I'd hate to think how much they underpay.

Now the rip off loan companies and their 10,000% interest rates have all been sacked off a new threat appears.
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