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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #240 on: March 27, 2006, 02:28:29 am »
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #241 on: March 27, 2006, 02:39:20 am »
Well, u helped me with ur links of the goals when i can´t see them on TV; so i tried to help u now ;)
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #242 on: March 27, 2006, 03:19:01 am »
Well, u helped me with ur links of the goals when i can´t see them on TV; so i tried to help u now ;)

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #243 on: March 27, 2006, 03:55:58 am »
Thanks for the downloads, people......cracking goal. Can't believe the permit laws stopped Gonzalez from playing for us this year: he looks like a talent of which any league in the world would be proud of.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #244 on: March 27, 2006, 06:44:24 am »
fuck me.......   What the fuck was that all about!!!

If he doesnt give a fuck about shooting from there - he must have tones of confidence.

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Gonzales Scores again
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Re: Gonzales Scores again
« Reply #246 on: March 27, 2006, 11:40:15 am »
doesn't work

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Re: Gonzales Scores again
« Reply #247 on: March 27, 2006, 11:41:07 am »
oh yes it does!

what a prospect....

40 yard free kick...BOOM



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Re: Gonzales Scores again
« Reply #248 on: March 27, 2006, 11:43:58 am »
What a fuckin SCREAMER
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #249 on: March 27, 2006, 11:47:19 am »
I can just see him scoring one of them at Old Trafford in the 98th minute.

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #250 on: March 27, 2006, 11:52:23 am »
I can just see him scoring one of them at Old Trafford in the 98th minute.

What a hit son, what a hit.

Well they always give at least 4 minutes extra-time when things aren't going well for United. Hence Rio's goal which wasn't even a freekick in the 94th minute.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #251 on: March 27, 2006, 11:56:10 am »
With Riise, Kewell, Gonzalez, Fabio Aurelio, and Zenden, our left side will be amazingly strong next year...

Hope we have something of that quality on the right :)

how things change so quickly.  up until recently our left side was so weak.  now it would appear that we have more than just quality but true depth. 

said it before but i look forward to a back five of carson, kronkamp, paletta, agger, and aurelio keeping a clean sheet down in the big smoke
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #252 on: March 27, 2006, 12:12:22 pm »
What a goal! When someone said 40-yards, they weren't lying.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #253 on: March 27, 2006, 12:15:24 pm »
Fantastic goal!

Thanks for the link Spanish-Red.  :wave

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #254 on: March 27, 2006, 12:18:13 pm »
opens up in winamp as just commentary and wont play in anything else :sad
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #255 on: March 27, 2006, 12:19:40 pm »
Looks like he's got a bit of Laurent Robert in him (at least the big that decides that any freekick in the opposition half is a scoring opportunity).

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #256 on: March 27, 2006, 12:19:41 pm »
opens up in winamp as just commentary and wont play in anything else :sad

Think you need some codecs. I know I do, as this is a shitty work machine, so I'll have to watch it when I get home.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #257 on: March 27, 2006, 12:21:45 pm »
I wonder how fast that ball was travelling?? A 40 YARD SCREAMER!!

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #258 on: March 27, 2006, 12:30:09 pm »
http://www.burnedalive.co.uk/markgonzalez.gif

Even Ginge would have been proud of that. What a humdinger of a strike  8)
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #259 on: March 27, 2006, 12:31:43 pm »
http://www.burnedalive.co.uk/markgonzalez.gif

Even Ginge would have been proud of that. What a humdinger of a strike  8)

Bloody hell.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #260 on: March 27, 2006, 12:34:36 pm »
http://www.burnedalive.co.uk/markgonzalez.gif

Even Ginge would have been proud of that. What a humdinger of a strike  8)


Seeing as Riise has only ever scored one hard-hit free-kick for us (yes, that goal), I'd bet he'd be proud!

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #261 on: March 27, 2006, 12:44:39 pm »
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I hate to be sceptical but are we sure that's Mark Gonzalez?

reason 1) it looks absolutely nothing like the fella that was in the pics training with us months ago

reason 2) the words "Virtudes Fernandez" don't look like they sound like Mark Gonzalez

 ??? :wave

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #262 on: March 27, 2006, 12:48:12 pm »
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I hate to be sceptical but are we sure that's Mark Gonzalez?

reason 1) it looks absolutely nothing like the fella that was in the pics training with us months ago

reason 2) the words "Virtudes Fernandez" don't look like they sound like Mark Gonzalez

 ??? :wave

It was 100% without doubt Mark Gonzalez who scored that thundering free-kick, the very Mark gonzalez who will be in the RED of Liverpool next season.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #263 on: March 27, 2006, 12:49:25 pm »
It was 100% without doubt Mark Gonzalez who scored that thundering free-kick, the very Mark gonzalez who will be in the RED of Liverpool next season.

can you prove it?
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #264 on: March 27, 2006, 12:50:17 pm »
There is no Fernandez in Real Sociedad and Sky Sports say, it was Gonzales.

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #266 on: March 27, 2006, 12:52:49 pm »
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #267 on: March 27, 2006, 12:56:23 pm »
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #268 on: March 27, 2006, 12:56:42 pm »
Why was he celebrating after the goal then?

Real Sociedad's Mark Gonzalez equalised with a spectacular free kick before Daniel Guiza spun clear to fire the winner after 55 minutes. John Viafara of Real Sociedad was sent off 22 minutes from time.

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #269 on: March 27, 2006, 12:56:46 pm »
can you prove it?
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 i think Virtudes Fernandez is the commentator...
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #270 on: March 27, 2006, 01:01:00 pm »
I have just watched the gif, and that Virtudes Fernandez must be the TV presenter. BTW, didn't he score with his right foot ?  (the gif image is very small) He is left footed though.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #271 on: March 27, 2006, 01:02:53 pm »
it's a conspiracy I tellsyer !!

good stuff
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maybe Fernandez was the fella who uploaded the clip then...? 'virtudes' might mean 'courtesy of' or 'thanks to'...

that seriously looks absolutely nothing like the fella who was pictured training with us in the winter, he looked about 5 foot nothing and was strongly built, short of Maradona-ish in stature

I'm starting to wonder if that "Mark Gonzalez" was maybe the Costa Rican fella who came over for a trial ?

the fella who's belted that free-kick in looks quite tall and wiry, which ties in with him being rumoured to be v good in the air...

my gut feeling about this fella gets stronger the more I read/see, I'm convinced he is gonna be genuine edge-of-the-seat and is gonna kick some fucking arse in the Premiership, hopefully starting with Paulo Ferreira or Gary Inbred...
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #272 on: March 27, 2006, 01:03:12 pm »
Even web pages can be modified. Inclusive evidence ;)

Ok, then. A Taxi driver who was at Liverpool airport last night got told by one of the cleaners that her son works with a girl who goes out with a guy who works at the Post Office in Old Swan and HE said it was Mark Gonzalez that scored the free-kick.

Now you cannot get better proof than that ;)
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #273 on: March 27, 2006, 01:03:54 pm »
BTW, didn't he score with his right foot ?  (the gif image is very small) He is left footed though.

Well the gif starts just as he hits it but I've watched it a few times and it's definitely the left foot following through. If you look again you can just about make out his right leg crosses his left in the foreground after he's hit it.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #274 on: March 27, 2006, 01:06:56 pm »
Well the gif starts just as he hits it but I've watched it a few times and it's definitely the left foot following through.

what?

he scored with his standing foot? from 40 yards?

now that's impressive !

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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #275 on: March 27, 2006, 01:08:21 pm »
what?

he scored with his standing foot? from 40 yards?

now that's impressive !

Dunno what yer on about but you're scaring me. Are we all watching the same gif?
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #276 on: March 27, 2006, 01:08:32 pm »
Ok, then. A Taxi driver who was at Liverpool airport last night got told by one of the cleaners that her son works with a girl who goes out with a guy who works at the Post Office in Old Swan and HE said it was Mark Gonzalez that scored the free-kick.

Now you cannot get better proof than that ;)
it's a conspiracy I tellsyer !!

good stuff
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maybe Fernandez was the fella who uploaded the clip then...? 'virtudes' might mean 'courtesy of' or 'thanks to'...

that seriously looks absolutely nothing like the fella who was pictured training with us in the winter, he looked about 5 foot nothing and was strongly built, short of Maradona-ish in stature

I'm starting to wonder if that "Mark Gonzalez" was maybe the Costa Rican fella who came over for a trial ?

the fella who's belted that free-kick in looks quite tall and wiry, which ties in with him being rumoured to be v good in the air...

my gut feeling about this fella gets stronger the more I read/see, I'm convinced he is gonna be genuine edge-of-the-seat and is gonna kick some fucking arse in the Premiership, hopefully starting with Paulo Ferreira or Gary Inbred...
 8)

I saw the picture you are mentioning and the first impression I got was that he can't be Mark Gonzalez. In that picture he looked fatter and shorter, but then he was next to Crouch and the whole Liverpool team, the tallest team in a league of tall players. Definitely it wasn't Bolanos and his ridiculous hair style and head band.
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #277 on: March 27, 2006, 01:11:16 pm »
what?

he scored with his standing foot? from 40 yards?

now that's impressive !


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Can you confirm that it was with his right foot?
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #278 on: March 27, 2006, 01:13:45 pm »
I saw the picture you are mentioning and the first impression I got was that he can't be Mark Gonzalez. In that picture he looked fatter and shorter, but then he was next to Crouch and the whole Liverpool team, the tallest team in a league of tall players. Definitely it wasn't Bolanos and his ridiculous hair style and head band.

the thick plottens

the fella looked Amerindian, like a Paraguayan or sumpn...

hang on, didn't Maradona say he'd fallen in love with Liverpool after Istanbul.........?
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Re: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez
« Reply #279 on: March 27, 2006, 01:21:48 pm »
the thick plottens

the fella looked Amerindian, like a Paraguayan or sumpn...

hang on, didn't Maradona say he'd fallen in love with Liverpool after Istanbul.........?
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Yes, he looked more Amerindian than Mark Gonzalez does, though Mark may have some Amerindian blood too. It had to be him. Who else?

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