Author Topic: Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez (Read 94654 times)

Benitez · « **Reply #360 on:** April 7, 2006, 08:05:11 pm »

Quote from: eurochamps05 on April 7, 2006, 07:32:30 pm

that's Lopez Rekarte I think.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #361 on:** April 7, 2006, 08:12:04 pm »

Quote from: Scoobydoo on April 7, 2006, 02:35:39 am

Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez, fa la la la la, la la la la
He's Faster then a speeding bullet, fa la la la la, la la la la
He Makes the ball go supersonic, fa la la, la la la, la la la
Crossing balls and scoring crackers, fa la la la la, la la la la

Could change the second line to
Faster then a fucking rocket

Had this stuck in my head all day at work

John Arne Riises hat · « **Reply #362 on:** April 7, 2006, 10:02:27 pm »

Quote from: Glofut on April 7, 2006, 09:09:17 am

Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez   fa la la la la, la la la la
Is he related to Rafa Benitez?   fa la la la la, la la la la

He's a Red but plays in Spain   fa la la la la la la la la la
Getting a visa's such a pain fa la la la la, la la la la

He'll be here, soon next year fa la la la la la la la la
Skinning your whole team, have no fear fa la la la la la la la la

He hits a rocket, moves like lightenin fa la la la la la la la la
From what we've seen he's fuckin frightenin fa la la la la la la la la

He'll terrorise you, our Latin geezer fa la la la la la la la la
Just as long as he gets his Visa fa la la la la la la la la

Awesome that, would love it if it caught on

SteeleRED · « **Reply #363 on:** April 8, 2006, 12:50:34 am »

Quote from: Glofut on April 7, 2006, 10:05:48 am

Who the hell is Virtudes Fernandez?

I feel a song comin on...

I think this was covered earlier in this thread. That was the name of the commentator on Spanish television who called Gonzalez' goal. We'd also clearly established earlier that it WAS in fact Gonzalez who scored that candidate for "Goal of the Year".

Scarlet` · « **Reply #364 on:** April 8, 2006, 03:07:56 pm »

Quote from: marc le rouge on April 7, 2006, 09:25:06 am

who the hell is mark gonzalez fa la la la la la la la la

super signing by benitez fa la la la la la la la la

hits the ball as hard as rise ,fa la la la la la la la la

took a while to get his visa fa la la la la la la la la la

coat

Nice

Quote from: Glofut on April 7, 2006, 09:09:17 am

Who the hell is Mark Gonzalez   fa la la la la, la la la la
Is he related to Rafa Benitez?   fa la la la la, la la la la

He's a Red but plays in Spain   fa la la la la la la la la la
Getting a visa's such a pain fa la la la la, la la la la

He'll be here, soon next year fa la la la la la la la la
Skinning your whole team, have no fear fa la la la la la la la la

He hits a rocket, moves like lightenin fa la la la la la la la la
From what we've seen he's fuckin frightenin fa la la la la la la la la

He'll terrorise you, our Latin geezer fa la la la la la la la la
Just as long as he gets his Visa fa la la la la la la la la

Looks like my Fa la las have caught on

Hope to hear it next season......

I love the line about Visas

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #365 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:08:28 pm »

He's in the Squad on SS2 playing against Real.

bjb7223 · « **Reply #366 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:08:32 pm »

he's on sky 2

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #367 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:09:13 pm »

Quote from: bjb7223 on April 8, 2006, 07:08:32 pm

he's on sky 2

Snap!

medley · « **Reply #368 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:21:49 pm »

Hes got one of those arm band thingies riise wears. The new craze!

nevermind closer inspection looks like something for his wrist

bjb7223 · « **Reply #369 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:26:48 pm »

just shot it high over the bar

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #370 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:41:51 pm »

He should have got that header on target.

Buster 'Hook Hand' Bluth · « **Reply #371 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:45:50 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on April 8, 2006, 07:41:51 pm

He should have got that header on target.

Fantastic leap, and absolutely bulleted the header, but a couple of yards wide. Should have scored, but it was a good effort.

Varmenni · « **Reply #372 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:46:03 pm »

He's doing pretty well on the left wing ...

bjb7223 · « **Reply #373 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:46:25 pm »

lol cincinho got bollocked

The-Reds · « **Reply #374 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:46:52 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on April 8, 2006, 07:41:51 pm

He should have got that header on target.

He's crap, get rid.

Buster 'Hook Hand' Bluth · « **Reply #375 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:47:01 pm »

Excellent free-kick from Gonzalez. Saved...

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #376 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:47:29 pm »

Great free kick, good save.

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #377 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:48:41 pm »

Quote from: The-Reds on April 8, 2006, 07:46:52 pm

He's crap, get rid.

I won't even dream of thinking that.

Can't wait until he joins us.

SwedeKenny · « **Reply #378 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:50:44 pm »

A great 1st half vs Real Madrid. Surely a good buy. Cheap, young & talented.

hooded claw · « **Reply #379 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:51:23 pm »

Quote from: The-Reds on April 8, 2006, 07:46:52 pm

He's crap, get rid.

Said it before, say it again.

Quote from: hooded claw on March 18, 2006, 08:15:54 pm

One or two glimpses on highlights and you're all frothing at the mouth. He's simply the Spanish Bernard Diomede.
Nothing more, nothing less.

The-Reds · « **Reply #380 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:52:00 pm »

Bit too tanned and good looking for us, though. We like em tall or pasty faced.

The-Reds · « **Reply #381 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:52:36 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on April 8, 2006, 07:51:23 pm

Said it before, say it again.

Sell him now. Get rid of PAXO while too you're there.

hooded claw · « **Reply #382 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:53:26 pm »

Quote from: The-Reds on April 8, 2006, 07:52:00 pm

Bit too tanned and good looking for us, though. We like em tall or pasty faced.

Pair of gold boots, twatty sumo topknot hairstyle, he'll be sorted.

jiky · « **Reply #383 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:54:15 pm »

hes all over the pitch...diving header and he just nearly took off zidanes head with a 40 yarder...casillas had 2 knock it over the bar...he was rubbin his hands in a bit of pain!!!! Riises got some competition

The-Reds · « **Reply #384 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:55:09 pm »

Quote from: jiky on April 8, 2006, 07:54:15 pm

hes all over the pitch...diving header and he just nearly took off zidanes head with a 40 yarder...casillas had 2 knock it over the bar...he was rubbin his hands in a bit of pain!!!! Riises got some competition

I don't rate him.

The-Reds · « **Reply #385 on:** April 8, 2006, 07:57:45 pm »

Ballauge saying the Gonzalez passport/permit saga is still not sorted. And Rafa HOPES to have him here next season.

jiky · « **Reply #386 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:03:53 pm »

hes tan
hes grand
his left foot
goes BAM

The-Reds · « **Reply #387 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:08:43 pm »

He's injured

AnotherSpanishfan · « **Reply #388 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:09:03 pm »

Cicinho just fucked him up apparently

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #389 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:11:21 pm »

Quote from: medley on April 8, 2006, 07:21:49 pm

Hes got one of those arm band thingies riise wears. The new craze!

nevermind closer inspection looks like something for his wrist

Least ain't following the Jimmy Bullard trend of wearing an unnecessary headband, although I think Bullard's getting himself the continental look for when Wigan goes to Europe or as he believes when he goes to Germany

WorldChampions · « **Reply #390 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:12:33 pm »

Quote from: The-Reds on April 8, 2006, 07:57:45 pm

Ballauge saying the Gonzalez passport/permit saga is still not sorted. And Rafa HOPES to have him here next season.

Somethings seriously wrong if the deal doesnt get done, he looks a real prospect

The-Reds · « **Reply #391 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:16:21 pm »

The deal is done, it's just whether he can sort out the red tape.

WorldChampions · « **Reply #392 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:16:45 pm »

sitter by mikel alonso

The-Reds · « **Reply #393 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:04 pm »

Yeeeeeees!!!

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #394 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:12 pm »

And he scores

red number 9 · « **Reply #395 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:16 pm »

Scored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

animal666 · « **Reply #396 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:17 pm »

who the man. goal . gonzalezzzzzzzzzzz.

y2w902 · « **Reply #397 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:55 pm »

GONZALEZZZZZ SCORES!

Carra'sPoundCoin · « **Reply #398 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:19:55 pm »

Mark with an opportunist goal

Rob K · « **Reply #399 on:** April 8, 2006, 08:20:15 pm »

Gamble paid off for him there, he's deserved a goal tonight, has been very impressive.