Bono and Robbie Williams are a pair of twats! I don't get the "Robbie is sexy" brigade. He looks like fucking Norman Wisdom, pre evolution, the little chimp faced fucker. As musically talented as a song writer as someone who got a bontempi organ and a My First Rhyming Dictionary for Christmas. Rudebox? Shit box more like.
And Bono? I get the whole music thing because some of their music is good, but it's Bono himself that i just don't get. Why oh why does the conceited cu
nt have to go around thinking he's God and telling everyone that he's going to save the world from poverty and free 20 million Africans from starvation? With a fucking Red ipod and a 12 berth multi million pound yacht? Yeh, fucking right you will!! Take a lot of lunchtime sittings to sort that one out won't it, so you probably haven't thought through that plan properly have you Bono?
But my biggest AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHIJUSTDONTFUCKINGGETYOU!
moment goes to Coldplay.
Fucking Coldplay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Martin is the most whiniest, bedwetting, foreskin callous on God's Earth! If you look in a dictionary, assuming they were in there in the first place, for the definition of such colourful words as bellend, cu
nt, wankshaft, motherfucker, cocksucker, chocolate starfish, ringpiece and others, it would probably include the words See Chris Martin. I'm pretty much eclectic when it comes to music and it's very seldom I hate anything. But ever since the first time I heard them, I think the song was Yellow, I felt like simultaneously like ripping out my own auditory canals with Chef Tony's Samurai Kitchen Knives, slicing my own cock off with the blunt lid off a Tomato soup tin, and jumping into the telly to beat him to death. Without doubt, he's the most punchable man in pop music. The music is just so fucking gloomy, but not in a gritty urban melancholy way like The Smiths or The Verve, more in a way that makes you think the singer is more depressed than a suicidal Leonard Cohen after taking enough Valium to bring down an Indian Elephant, washed down with two bottles of Jack Daniels, with a side order of Fluoxetine, and a Lithium flambe dessert!! He is the epitome of everything that is bad about music and human nature to me. How the fuck do they sell so many records?? It's like the entire depressive society of the world all united at the same time to try to get one of their own elected as Leader of The World to try and make everyone feel as fucking glum as possible. Chris Martin is probably the most arrogant, conceited twat I've ever had the misfortune to hear, and his head is so far up his own sphincter, he could lick the inside of his own eyelids. Speed of Sound isn't bad though!
