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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9200 on: May 18, 2024, 10:08:50 pm »
I'll just add this to their dreams, ADFC losing, Everton scoring a 99th minute equaliser to deny them.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9201 on: May 18, 2024, 10:12:04 pm »
He’s done ok but what has he won? We keep hearing that Arsenal are a massive club;  they’ve spent obscene amounts of money , but have nothing to show for it. Klopp got a lot of credit early on before we started winning trophies because aswell as being a great manager, he is a likeable guy who sends his teams out to play the right way. Like Jürgen said recently, we don’t go out to cheat our way to success, we do it the right way.
Arteta is a horrible snide little c*nt, and he sends out his teams to play in his image, so he and the team will never be liked.

Arsenal are a massive club and the 3rd biggest in England.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9202 on: May 18, 2024, 10:16:13 pm »
I'll just add this to their dreams, ADFC losing, Everton scoring a 99th minute equaliser to deny them.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9203 on: May 19, 2024, 12:38:12 am »
Think it’s nailed on he ends up at Abu Dhabi when Ped leaves.

You are so naive

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9204 on: May 19, 2024, 01:50:02 am »
He’s done ok but what has he won? We keep hearing that Arsenal are a massive club;  they’ve spent obscene amounts of money , but have nothing to show for it. Klopp got a lot of credit early on before we started winning trophies because aswell as being a great manager, he is a likeable guy who sends his teams out to play the right way. Like Jürgen said recently, we don’t go out to cheat our way to success, we do it the right way.
Arteta is a horrible snide little c*nt, and he sends out his teams to play in his image, so he and the team will never be liked.
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I just have never been able to take to him and never will. c*nt

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9205 on: May 19, 2024, 07:26:59 am »
Just saw a video of these on field cheats doing a practice run of a trophy lift ahead of today. Is this a usual thing?

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9206 on: May 19, 2024, 07:50:39 am »
Just saw a video of these on field cheats doing a practice run of a trophy lift ahead of today. Is this a usual thing?
Never heard of that before but they prob just want to know what it feels like to lift a trophy, as they won’t get to do it for real.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9207 on: May 19, 2024, 08:04:24 am »
This is it!

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9208 on: May 19, 2024, 08:09:15 am »
This is it!

Moysie , Danny Dyer , Pwopa Naughty, Ray Winstone, LETS BE AVIN YOU . WEST AAAAM!!

We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9209 on: May 19, 2024, 08:11:46 am »
We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9210 on: May 19, 2024, 08:20:06 am »
I'll just add this to their dreams, ADFC losing, Everton scoring a 99th minute equaliser to deny them.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9211 on: May 19, 2024, 08:38:06 am »
We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9212 on: May 19, 2024, 09:01:13 am »
We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
They must he secret Liverpool fans.
I must admit, when we were going for them titles, it didn’t occur to me to start my day on an Arsenal forum.  Bizarre isn’t it.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9213 on: May 19, 2024, 09:03:01 am »
They must he secret Liverpool fans.
I must admit, when we were going for them titles, it didn’t occur to me to start my day on an Arsenal forum.  Bizarre isn’t it.

He's building up to asking how you deal with the crushing disappointment of losing out to financial cheats and no-one giving a flying fuck
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9214 on: May 19, 2024, 09:05:29 am »
He's building up to asking how you deal with the crushing disappointment of losing out to financial cheats and no-one giving a flying fuck
Ahh, fair enough.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9215 on: May 19, 2024, 09:09:42 am »
He posts on here all the time, he’s not going to stop today or all days. Would be stranger if he didn’t.


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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9216 on: May 19, 2024, 09:13:24 am »
He posts on here all the time, he’s not going to stop today or all days. Would be stranger if he didn’t.



It'd be like you not making a pun.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9217 on: May 19, 2024, 09:42:47 am »
It'd be like you not making a pun.

I’ll make an exception today Rob, just for you. As long as you don’t comment on the traffic and the poor state of driving.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9218 on: May 19, 2024, 09:52:30 am »
So all it needs ....is for Man city to draw a game... and


Fucking hell, its on!!!

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9219 on: May 19, 2024, 09:53:53 am »
So all it needs ....is for Man city to draw a game... and


Fucking hell, its on!!!

I really wouldn't get your hopes up sadly.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9220 on: May 19, 2024, 09:56:01 am »
I’ll make an exception today Rob, just for you. As long as you don’t comment on the traffic and the poor state of driving.

Traffic is the furthest thing from my mind today, I'm chilling watching my lad doing circuits at Blackpool airport, he's almost ready to solo on his 16th

So all it needs ....is for Man city to draw a game... and


Fucking hell, its on!!!

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9221 on: May 19, 2024, 10:05:25 am »
Go.nna be fun when weat ham score first later
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9222 on: May 19, 2024, 10:09:35 am »
There’s a point when every team’s luck changes. Might be today.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9223 on: May 19, 2024, 10:17:19 am »
There’s a point when every team’s luck changes. Might be today.

Replacement goalie to make a howler and hand it to Arsenal.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9224 on: May 19, 2024, 10:33:24 am »
We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9225 on: May 19, 2024, 10:37:06 am »
West Ham will get a draw today. Arsenal will twat the Bitters.

Odegaard will be lifting the trophy in approx 8 hours.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9226 on: May 19, 2024, 10:46:05 am »
West Ham will get a draw today. Arsenal will twat the Bitters.

Odegaard will be lifting the trophy in approx 8 hours.
What do they do about the trophy in these circumstances? Fella in a Ferrari at Corley or Watford Gap services? (They always feel like halfway-ish). Or is he more like Keele based on the odds?

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9227 on: May 19, 2024, 10:49:08 am »
We have a lot in common. In 18/19 and 21/22 when my team took the title to the last day, I went on to a Liverpool forum first thing in the morning as well  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Is that 1918/19 and 1921/22? 
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9228 on: May 19, 2024, 10:49:21 am »
There’s a point when every team’s luck changes. Might be today.

Replacement goalie to make a howler and hand it to Arsenal.

He looked more than capable when he came on for Ederson at Anfield, he's not a stiff like the Villa keeper ADFC had to face this season and two years ago.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9229 on: May 19, 2024, 10:49:50 am »
So all it needs ....is for Man city to draw a game... and


Fucking hell, its on!!!

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9230 on: May 19, 2024, 10:50:16 am »
What do they do about the trophy in these circumstances? Fella in a Ferrari at Corley or Watford Gap services? (They always feel like halfway-ish). Or is he more like Keele based on the odds?

Corley would be the best bet, can batter up the M6 toll if need be.

They have one at each ground - the real one will be at the Etihad more than likely
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9231 on: May 19, 2024, 10:51:23 am »
He looked more than capable when he came on for Ederson at Anfield, he's not a stiff like the Villa keeper ADFC had to face this season and two years ago.

It was a good save, but you can't ignore the context around that game. Any other game he scores that, but the atmosphere would have affected him in that moment.
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9232 on: May 19, 2024, 10:51:30 am »
He looked more than capable when he came on for Ederson at Anfield, he's not a stiff like the Villa keeper ADFC had to face this season and two years ago.
True, he looked decent. But I bet Pep would rather have Ederson between the sticks.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9233 on: May 19, 2024, 10:57:45 am »
What do they do about the trophy in these circumstances? Fella in a Ferrari at Corley or Watford Gap services? (They always feel like halfway-ish). Or is he more like Keele based on the odds?

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9234 on: May 19, 2024, 10:58:05 am »
Just try and enjoy the day, what will happen, will happen.

As long as we win our game, all that matters

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9235 on: May 19, 2024, 10:59:25 am »
There’s a point when every team’s luck changes. Might be today.

Replacement goalie to make a howler and hand it to Arsenal.

EMI Martinez has actually signed fir City? :o

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9236 on: May 19, 2024, 11:00:20 am »
He looked more than capable when he came on for Ederson at Anfield, he's not a stiff like the Villa keeper ADFC had to face this season and two years ago.

Olsen. So poor even Everton got rid.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9237 on: May 19, 2024, 11:05:31 am »
Olsen. So poor even Everton got rid.

And yet he ended up being in goal on the one day we needed Martinex to play :no
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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9238 on: May 19, 2024, 01:13:47 pm »
Knew someone would come up with this.
Milner went there are the very beginning before most people knew what they were up to.
Arteta went there when most people knew what Abu Dhabi FC were.

That’s just an excuse to be honest.

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Re: Arsenal: Top of the divers league
« Reply #9239 on: May 19, 2024, 01:18:34 pm »
That’s just an excuse to be honest.
It’s a decent one tho.