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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4320 on: June 20, 2021, 11:37:00 am »
Oh yes,I thought you meant yesterday.

He should have done much better with that chance against Czech.

I think he has it in him to be a consistent 4-5+ goal a season fullback

Yes, I would agree with that. You would think that Klopp would give all the players challenges season to season and that's where I would like to see Robbo improve further. He should be well capable of that.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4321 on: June 20, 2021, 02:13:13 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4322 on: June 20, 2021, 04:03:36 pm »
The “I don’t have a clue so I’m going to have a hearty laugh to cover it up” laugh.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4323 on: June 23, 2021, 01:17:26 am »
Unlucky Robbo lad. Thought he played very well in the Euros.

Have a well earned break and come back ready to fight hard for the next season  :scarf
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4324 on: June 23, 2021, 04:08:14 am »
REST PLEASE.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4325 on: June 24, 2021, 05:29:48 pm »
@SimonBrundish
Robbo finished his season last night having played 5962mins of football

An increase of 20% on his previous career high

During this time he covered more high speed metres than any footballer in the world


How much of a break is too long for him at this point?  Take off until 2022?  I'm joking but do think that if he looks physically done for at 28 then we'll know why.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4326 on: June 24, 2021, 10:24:28 pm »
@SimonBrundish
Robbo finished his season last night having played 5962mins of football

An increase of 20% on his previous career high

During this time he covered more high speed metres than any footballer in the world


How much of a break is too long for him at this point?  Take off until 2022?  I'm joking but do think that if he looks physically done for at 28 then we'll know why.

We really need to use Tsimikas more next season. Or we could just run Robertson into the ground and then sign a new left back when he is done.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4327 on: June 24, 2021, 11:27:58 pm »
We really need to use Tsimikas more next season. Or we could just run Robertson into the ground and then sign a new left back when he is done.
Maybe he won't be run into the ground, maybe he's a player who can fairly easily withstand the demands put on him. Some players just naturally seem able to play and play and play without it affecting them deleteriously.

I know no-one seems to want to consider this but the club and its sports scientists do keep an eye on these things.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4328 on: June 24, 2021, 11:53:45 pm »
Maybe he won't be run into the ground, maybe he's a player who can fairly easily withstand the demands put on him. Some players just naturally seem able to play and play and play without it affecting them deleteriously.

I know no-one seems to want to consider this but the club and its sports scientists do keep an eye on these things.

Is that something sports science can predict that high amount of minutes wont affect him in the long run?

I guess you could pull him out if things start to degrade or some stats fall, but is it not too late by then?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4329 on: June 25, 2021, 09:56:03 am »
@SimonBrundish
Robbo finished his season last night having played 5962mins of football

An increase of 20% on his previous career high

During this time he covered more high speed metres than any footballer in the world


How much of a break is too long for him at this point?  Take off until 2022?  I'm joking but do think that if he looks physically done for at 28 then we'll know why.

Hopefully Scotland miss out on the World Cup (Qatar World Cup tainted anyway) and he gets a mid-season break in 22/23. It's not cool the way top players are being run into the ground these days. Players with good injury records just play constantly.

It's helped that this is the first summer he's had to play in a tournament. Other players (Brazil etc) have to play tournaments every summer. This is Ronaldo's 5th Euros and he'll play in his 5th World Cup next year.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4330 on: June 29, 2021, 07:04:50 pm »
Maybe he won't be run into the ground, maybe he's a player who can fairly easily withstand the demands put on him. Some players just naturally seem able to play and play and play without it affecting them deleteriously.

I know no-one seems to want to consider this but the club and its sports scientists do keep an eye on these things.

The club and it's sports scientists can predict the future with perfect accuracy?  Wow, when did this happen? 

In actuality they're making the best guess they can and since Robbo has never done this before there is nothing to hang your hat on as far as how his body will respond long term.  There's also the small issue of a once in a 100 year virus with still unknown long term effects.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4331 on: July 4, 2021, 12:53:33 pm »
Watching Luke Shaw last night highlighted to me how good Robertson really is. Shaw receives a pass, turns back to his own goal, then plays the ball backwards. Repeat. He must have played less than 5 forward passes. Robertson is up and down the touch line the whole game and wants to move the ball forward. I haven’t watched enough other teams last season to appreciate how good he is.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4332 on: July 4, 2021, 02:32:49 pm »
Watching Luke Shaw last night highlighted to me how good Robertson really is. Shaw receives a pass, turns back to his own goal, then plays the ball backwards. Repeat. He must have played less than 5 forward passes. Robertson is up and down the touch line the whole game and wants to move the ball forward. I haven’t watched enough other teams last season to appreciate how good he is.

The praise he was getting was ridiculous, you could almost think you were watching a combination of Fachetti, Breitner and our own Crazy Horse. He is a competent full back but nowhere near Robbo.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4333 on: July 4, 2021, 02:56:27 pm »
I couldn’t understand that either. Loads of BBC pundits saying Shaw had a great game. He was solid and predictable but he didn’t DO anything other than hold possession.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4334 on: July 4, 2021, 03:19:56 pm »
I couldn’t understand that either. Loads of BBC pundits saying Shaw had a great game. He was solid and predictable but he didn’t DO anything other than hold possession.

Comparisons between the two are pointless because robbo is boss beyond words, but shaw has been part of a defence not to concede in 10 hours and he's got an assist two games in a row. Pretty random discussion really
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4335 on: July 4, 2021, 04:13:44 pm »
Robbo is still arguably the best left back in Europe but don’t see why you’ve used it as a stick to beat Shaw with. He’s come on a lot in the past few seasons to be honest and has looked solid

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4336 on: July 4, 2021, 04:15:09 pm »
Robbo is still arguably the best left back in Europe but don’t see why you’ve used it as a stick to beat Shaw with. He’s come on a lot in the past few seasons to be honest and has looked solid

Still kind of jiggly, no?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4337 on: July 4, 2021, 04:41:19 pm »
Still kind of jiggly, no?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4338 on: July 4, 2021, 05:51:11 pm »
Don't don't don't don't don't don't.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4339 on: July 4, 2021, 06:11:22 pm »
Robbo is still arguably the best left back in Europe but don’t see why you’ve used it as a stick to beat Shaw with. He’s come on a lot in the past few seasons to be honest and has looked solid

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4340 on: July 4, 2021, 09:32:12 pm »
The Robertson slander i'm seeing on the timeline has been annoying but we know the monster we have so fcuk everybody else

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4341 on: July 5, 2021, 12:40:31 pm »
Why the insecurity?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4342 on: July 5, 2021, 01:54:50 pm »
Oh yes,I thought you meant yesterday.

He should have done much better with that chance against Czech.

I think he has it in him to be a consistent 4-5+ goal a season fullback

It's the only thing I'd be critical of Robbo on. He tends to keep the head down and drive through the ball when in front of goal, almost panicking, without taking a split second to choose a spot. Given his incredible accuracy at crossing, I know he has it in him though.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4343 on: July 5, 2021, 01:56:22 pm »
Why the insecurity?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4344 on: August 4, 2021, 05:56:55 pm »
Thinking he will be next in line for a new extension. Can’t wait to see him lift his pasty white arms in celebration.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4345 on: August 4, 2021, 06:26:40 pm »
Would be a good choice to replace Gini as 4th Captain for me. So consistent, with flashes of brilliance.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4346 on: August 8, 2021, 05:19:49 pm »
Nasty twist of the ankle, hopefully he’s ok. He walked off so can’t be that bad 😢
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4347 on: August 8, 2021, 05:29:08 pm »
The slow motion replays looks awful. Can't watch that again, hope he's okay.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4348 on: August 8, 2021, 05:32:40 pm »
Looks a bad yin.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4349 on: August 8, 2021, 05:33:16 pm »
He walked off Roy...

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4350 on: August 8, 2021, 05:34:54 pm »
Could just be one of those that's initially painful that you don't feel the next morning.

Worst case scenario based just at looking at the replay is a grade 2 sprain which would be 4-6 weeks.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4351 on: August 8, 2021, 05:49:06 pm »
Didn’t look good. Really hoping that is weeks rather than months.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4352 on: August 8, 2021, 05:51:36 pm »
Could just be one of those that's initially painful that you don't feel the next morning.

Worst case scenario based just at looking at the replay is a grade 2 sprain which would be 4-6 weeks.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4353 on: August 8, 2021, 05:58:06 pm »
Having seen Xabi Alonso try to play on with what turned out to be a broken ankle, I'm taking nothing for granted.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4354 on: August 8, 2021, 06:03:26 pm »

What’s not unlucky is failing to building depth behind your best eleven. If we have to play Tsimikas for an extended period it won’t be pretty. Fingers crossed...

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4355 on: August 8, 2021, 06:04:14 pm »
Very disrespectful to Tsimikas that

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4356 on: August 8, 2021, 06:06:22 pm »
What’s not unlucky is failing to building depth behind your best eleven. If we have to play Tsimikas for an extended period it won’t be pretty. Fingers crossed...

What a disrespectful comment.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4357 on: August 8, 2021, 06:07:41 pm »
What’s not unlucky is failing to building depth behind your best eleven. If we have to play Tsimikas for an extended period it won’t be pretty. Fingers crossed...

You've not watched a second of pre season have you? He's been really good.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4358 on: August 8, 2021, 06:09:07 pm »
What’s not unlucky is failing to building depth behind your best eleven. If we have to play Tsimikas for an extended period it won’t be pretty. Fingers crossed...

Have you actually watched any pre-season he’s been one of our best players if he has to play we
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4359 on: August 8, 2021, 06:16:56 pm »
What’s not unlucky is failing to building depth behind your best eleven. If we have to play Tsimikas for an extended period it won’t be pretty. Fingers crossed...

Not like we're relying on a kid is it? Or having to push Milner back there again.

How many clubs have better back up left back options than Tsimikas anyway? The best left backs are going to demand to play every week.
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