Author Topic: Andy Robertson (Andrew Henry Robertson MBE)  (Read 805609 times)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4160 on: December 19, 2020, 05:22:15 pm »
He's the full chocolate digestive. Dunked in tea, and all
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4161 on: December 19, 2020, 05:29:15 pm »

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4162 on: December 19, 2020, 09:30:26 pm »
My Player of the Season so far. 

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4163 on: December 19, 2020, 09:42:55 pm »
My Player of the Season so far. 

I think he's mine too. And it's some stiff competition with the seasons that Gini, Hendo, Fab, and Mo are each having.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4164 on: December 19, 2020, 09:49:34 pm »
Mines Fabinho, but Robbo has been superb.  Piss take he wasn't in that FIFA side.

Robertson never has a bad game, easily 8/10 every week.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4165 on: December 19, 2020, 09:55:38 pm »
Since August 2018, no player has more Premier League assists than Andy Robertson (28, level with Kevin De Bruyne).
That's some record, when he's sharing his assist tally with his mate on the other side. How many's Trent got?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4166 on: December 19, 2020, 10:00:44 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4167 on: December 19, 2020, 10:14:50 pm »
That's some record, when he's sharing his assist tally with his mate on the other side. How many's Trent got?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4168 on: December 19, 2020, 10:14:51 pm »
what a fucking player this lad is, alongside VVD, henderson, wijnaldum, mane and firmino, he's a mentality monster, incredible talents like Trent and Salah add the gloss to this side but those 6 players are the ones who set the standards every single week

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4169 on: December 19, 2020, 10:15:00 pm »
That's some record, when he's sharing his assist tally with his mate on the other side. How many's Trent got?

I think Trent's got 27.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4170 on: December 19, 2020, 11:41:53 pm »
Has to be the most consistent player in the league

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4171 on: December 19, 2020, 11:46:56 pm »
Robbo/TAA assists aren't the same as they're just kicks into the box, rather than defence-splitting, slide-rule passes by KDB (According to our Man City following family friend).

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 for the first Firmino goal was “to no-one in particular.” The dopey get!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4172 on: December 22, 2020, 09:58:45 am »
Most consistent player in the team, 9/10  almost every match. 10/10 for effort regardless. Legend already and if the trophies keep coming will be considered our best ever left back. Even Neville admits he is the best in the world on both sides. Guy has a left foot like Trent but the defensive skills better than anyone at the moment,
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4173 on: December 22, 2020, 10:20:54 am »
Not to mention his banter and overall attitude is probably the best I have ever seen. Just seen the latest Liverpool hospital trip and the joy and laughter he spread brought a tear in my eye.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4174 on: December 22, 2020, 10:34:07 am »
Between him and Salah for my favourite Liverpool player

I think it's Klopp best ever signing. Everyone else that could fall into that category (Fabinho, Salah, Mane, VVD, Allison etc) all came as known quantities, the latter twocoming at then world record prices (bargains, considering who beat them both for the world record).


He is the best in the business as he is but I think there is a 5+ goal a season player here with the way he strikes the ball and the positions he gets into. That would almost be unfair though.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4175 on: December 22, 2020, 10:48:11 am »
His assist stats could become even better now that he is taking more corners etc. He had just one assist from a set piece in the last 2 PL seasons, but is already on 2 this year.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4176 on: December 22, 2020, 10:53:41 am »
I've always been a fan of the whipped in corner. Would love to see TAA and him swap sides once in a while

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4177 on: December 22, 2020, 10:56:30 am »
Between him and Salah for my favourite Liverpool player

I think it's Klopp best ever signing. Everyone else that could fall into that category (Fabinho, Salah, Mane, VVD, Allison etc) all came as known quantities, the latter twocoming at then world record prices (bargains, considering who beat them both for the world record).


He is the best in the business as he is but I think there is a 5+ goal a season player here with the way he strikes the ball and the positions he gets into. That would almost be unfair though.
Yeah, my only little complaint is that he should shoot more. He gets into great positions.
Fantastic player though, best full back ive seen for Liverpool.
Those numbers are insane when you consider that he hasnt taken set pieces, and that we don't even play with a target man in the box.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4179 on: December 22, 2020, 11:09:37 am »
what a fucking player this lad is, alongside VVD, henderson, wijnaldum, mane and firmino, he's a mentality monster, incredible talents like Trent and Salah add the gloss to this side but those 6 players are the ones who set the standards every single week

Not sure about that but yes Robertson is amazing

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4180 on: December 22, 2020, 12:02:18 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4181 on: December 22, 2020, 12:07:38 pm »
Between him and Salah for my favourite Liverpool player

I think it's Klopp best ever signing. Everyone else that could fall into that category (Fabinho, Salah, Mane, VVD, Allison etc) all came as known quantities, the latter twocoming at then world record prices (bargains, considering who beat them both for the world record).


He is the best in the business as he is but I think there is a 5+ goal a season player here with the way he strikes the ball and the positions he gets into. That would almost be unfair though.

Firmino wasn't a Klopp signing..
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4182 on: December 22, 2020, 12:52:05 pm »
Firmino wasn't a Klopp signing..

Hence why I didn't mention him as one of Klopp's best ever signings

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4183 on: December 22, 2020, 01:26:44 pm »
Underrated. Probably one of the best Scots that we had. Thats no small feet considering we had King Kenny, Souness, Hansen, Nicol etc. plus  other older generation of Scottish players that I never seen like Liddell, Busby, Lawrence, Yeats , St John etc
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4184 on: December 22, 2020, 01:59:08 pm »
Underrated. Probably one of the best Scots that we had. Thats no small feet considering we had King Kenny, Souness, Hansen, Nicol etc. plus  other older generation of Scottish players that I never seen like Liddell, Busby, Lawrence, Yeats , St John etc

Did they all have big feet?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4185 on: December 22, 2020, 02:03:08 pm »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4186 on: December 22, 2020, 02:22:13 pm »
Steve Nicol size 12 apparently.

Big shoes to fill then.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4187 on: December 25, 2020, 09:40:49 am »
Got his book for Christmas, can't wait to sit down and read it.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4188 on: January 31, 2021, 06:43:44 pm »
Not only the best LB in the world, but I've never seen a player as good clearing crosses facing his own goal

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4189 on: January 31, 2021, 06:48:18 pm »
Not only the best LB in the world, but I've never seen a player as good clearing crosses facing his own goal

He did get a flick that took it away from Phillips for the West Ham goal, but generally, yep.  And as soon as it's cleared, he's tearing off up the pitch after it, he must be an absolute nightmare to defend against as a winger because you're running back to your goal all day long.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4190 on: January 31, 2021, 06:50:58 pm »
Brilliant game from him. Did a few clearances - the header off the line, out for corner with a ball between two attackers...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4191 on: February 8, 2021, 05:32:03 am »
He looks knackered, but then not surprised, he's played the most minutes out of all our players so far this season


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4192 on: February 8, 2021, 10:21:49 am »
He looks knackered, but then not surprised, he's played the most minutes out of all our players so far this season

He's been dreadful for quite a while now. One of the things which infuriates me about him is he never puts the ball across the box first time. Mane is always in the middle waiting for the curved ball across, but he becomes a lot more difficult to find because Robertson insists on taking not one, but two touches to shift the ball out of his feet before having the confidence in firing the ball across.

I'd probably drop him next weekend and give Tsimikas a chance.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4193 on: February 8, 2021, 11:23:31 am »
Can see he gave up on the last goal by Foden. Not even closing down or put his body in the line of the shot. After 3-1, he was hoping the full time whistle blew.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4194 on: February 8, 2021, 11:25:12 am »
He looks knackered, but then not surprised, he's played the most minutes out of all our players so far this season
I think him and Fabinho were our best 2 players until Christmas but has fallen off a cliff since then.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4195 on: February 8, 2021, 11:44:24 am »
Definitely needs resting v Leicester. The lad looks out on his feet.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4196 on: February 8, 2021, 12:11:10 pm »
A large reason for why our form has dropped off a cliff. If he doesn't play well, then the left side is effectively dead and we become really easy to defend against.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4197 on: February 8, 2021, 03:50:32 pm »
Problem has been the guy who should have been used to rest him gets injured. And now with an already makeshift defence it's extra risky to play Tsimikas. It's the season that keeps on shafting.
Regardless he's gonna need a breather.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4198 on: February 8, 2021, 03:59:45 pm »
I think him and Fabinho were our best 2 players until Christmas but has fallen off a cliff since then.

We prioritised a left back over a centre back in the summer (knowing the risks) purely so Robertson could share his workload, have competition for his place and also to cover any injury issues which he'd played through in previous years.  Instead Tsimikas has played about 20 minutes all season because he's been injured himself through most of it. Now Robbo has been ran into the ground again. Totally sums the season up.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4199 on: February 9, 2021, 09:16:45 pm »
Definitely needs resting v Leicester. The lad looks out on his feet.


Would you rest him for Leicester then bring him back for Leipzig?
I think he clearly needs it, possibly with a few more games off when we get past this tricky run of games with Tsimikas starting against Sheffield United. My concern is changing it too much at the back, we need to integrate the new CB lads as well.
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