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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26040 on: April 21, 2019, 12:02:33 pm »
Or subsidize their salaries like they did with Rooney when they sold him to the Ev.

Thats kinda what I meant by a payoff. It’s likely these payments are made in a lump sum rather than over the course of what would have been their contract.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26041 on: April 21, 2019, 12:08:07 pm »
The funniest thing will be to see them try to flog their shite - the likes of Lukaku & Sanchez who were bought for big money / big wages. I can’t see anyone coming in with decent offers and certainly not offering anywhere near what they paid or are paying them wage wise.

Could end up in a position of being forced to keep them or give them big payoffs.

Sanchez has to be up there with one of the worst signings in living memory.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26042 on: April 21, 2019, 12:18:03 pm »
Sanchez has to be up there with one of the worst signings in living memory.

Dreadful. Wonder why so many South American footballers when they approach 30 and above down tools. Brazillians are especially bad for it. Then again, if I was a super star and loaded, I'd probably be tempted to pack it in too and f*ck off back to South America and enjoy the spoils.  ;D

They will be able to recover at least 50 million for Lukaku, you'd imagine.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26043 on: April 21, 2019, 12:18:45 pm »
We need these to win today.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26044 on: April 21, 2019, 12:19:54 pm »
I’ve got visions of them blowing over £150m on Bale,Rice and Trippier. They will be 6th come December and manager less again after sacking that guy who’s name I can’t spell or be arsed too google  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26045 on: April 21, 2019, 12:25:21 pm »
We need these to win today.

Why? Them losing means they need to be going for it more on Wed.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26046 on: April 21, 2019, 12:27:00 pm »
Their transfer record of personnel under Woodward and the current board is such that Bale absolutely seems the next logical step.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26047 on: April 21, 2019, 12:36:38 pm »
We need these to win today.
Wednesday. Having to want them to win once, ever, is nauseating enough.
I'm going to have to have another shower just for having thought about it.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26048 on: April 21, 2019, 12:41:25 pm »
Why? Them losing means they need to be going for it more on Wed.
We need them in with a chance of fourth. Lose today they’re going to be fucked
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26049 on: April 21, 2019, 12:44:19 pm »
Sanchez has to be up there with one of the worst signings in living memory.
Absolutely. It's not just that he's poor, all teams buy poor players, but his insane salary has set a new and completely unsustainable precedence for the rest of the players. If they would have paid 30M and a normal salary it would have been less of a problem. He's also unsellable of course, since he'd be lucky to get a quarter of that salary somewhere else. I think they'll end up paying for him to leave, and that's probably the smart thing to do for the squad.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26050 on: April 21, 2019, 12:49:06 pm »
Yep. See also Özil's contract at Arsenal.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26051 on: April 21, 2019, 01:10:18 pm »
So when they finish 6th, and the squad takes a 25% pay cut, and they all say they want to leave, what does Ole do?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26052 on: April 21, 2019, 01:13:12 pm »
So when they finish 6th, and the squad takes a 25% pay cut, and they all say they want to leave, what does Ole do?

When Woodward goes to top players and says come to United, play for the world renowned manager Oleh, and by the way, you’ll have to take a 25% cut in wages if (when) we don’t make the top 4. What do you think they’ll say?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26053 on: April 21, 2019, 01:16:55 pm »
So when they finish 6th, and the squad takes a 25% pay cut, and they all say they want to leave, what does Ole do?

Might be a blessing in disguise.  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26054 on: April 21, 2019, 01:18:41 pm »
Why? Them losing means they need to be going for it more on Wed.

I'd probably prefer them to win. A loss, coupled with an Arsenal win leaves them 5 points behind with only 4 to play. Arsenal's fixtures mean it's unlikely they win out, but with United being so shit, they are unlikely to haul back 5 points over 4 games.

There's no right and wrong though. Either way, they can't really afford to lose on Wednesday
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26055 on: April 21, 2019, 01:25:27 pm »
When Woodward goes to top players and says come to United, play for the world renowned manager Oleh, and by the way, you’ll have to take a 25% cut in wages if (when) we don’t make the top 4. What do you think they’ll say?
Which is why this talk of United intentionally losing against city is ridiculous. The fans have mixed emotions, but the players and Oleh don't care about that.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26056 on: April 21, 2019, 01:54:46 pm »
enjoy Europa League you useless c*nts  :wave

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26057 on: April 21, 2019, 01:58:07 pm »
City will destroy them. I mean, absolutely destroy them.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26058 on: April 21, 2019, 02:00:09 pm »
Sleeping at the wheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26059 on: April 21, 2019, 02:03:24 pm »
City will destroy them. I mean, absolutely destroy them.

It’s going to be a freaking massacre. Fuckin hell. To think we’ve got to hope these are gonna be the ones to stop city. Jesus wept.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26060 on: April 21, 2019, 02:05:47 pm »
You’d like to hope United have a derby day pick up in form. Like small sides like Everton occasionally do.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26061 on: April 21, 2019, 02:07:34 pm »
These are pure shit and haven't got what it takes to get something from City. But at least they'll have to try.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26062 on: April 21, 2019, 02:08:27 pm »
Their impressive start under OGS will fizzle out, but they will have a decent second half of the season, maybe miss out on fourth but see 'signs of improvement', he will get the permanent job and it will all go wrong. It's quite predictable really.
He got the job earlier than I predicted and everything fell apart earlier than I predicted, but the point remains that the whole OGS project going to shite is the least surprising thing ever.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26063 on: April 21, 2019, 02:08:55 pm »
Man utd are no worse than they were last season.

The difference is David De Gea. He saved them all the time last season. Now he's playing awful. Maybe he's having a Reina like drop?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26064 on: April 21, 2019, 02:09:09 pm »
So when they finish 6th, and the squad takes a 25% pay cut, and they all say they want to leave, what does Ole do?

Some of their fanbase seem to be under the impression they can buy their way out of this situation, bless. Yeah like players the ilk of Bale or Modric will want to come and play Europa league football under Ole  ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26065 on: April 21, 2019, 02:09:12 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26066 on: April 21, 2019, 02:09:20 pm »
He got the job earlier than I predicted and everything fell apart earlier than I predicted, but the point remains that the whole OGS project going to shite is the least surprising thing ever.

He has the Hodgson touch.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26067 on: April 21, 2019, 02:17:32 pm »
Wow, simply wow, this literally could not have turned out better, the new manager bounce > Oleh gets his contract > straight away they revert to type, just a shame we drew with them, if it wasn't for the 'bounce' I doubt they'd be top 6 now, a truly awful team, and it's beautiful to see.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26068 on: April 21, 2019, 02:18:10 pm »
I know Pogba's not proved a great signing given the money they paid for him, but Lukaku at 90 million could be the most absurd big money deal of all time. An absolute flop for United.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26069 on: April 21, 2019, 02:20:06 pm »
I know Pogba's not proved a great signing given the money they paid for him, but Lukaku at 90 million could be the most absurd big money deal of all time. An absolute flop for United.
To be fair to Lukaku, he went there with pedigree, scored goals at WBA then the bitters, looked a solid signing for Yinited at the time.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26070 on: April 21, 2019, 02:20:30 pm »
I know Pogba's not proved a great signing given the money they paid for him, but Lukaku at 90 million could be the most absurd big money deal of all time. An absolute flop for United.

Yeah but who saw that coming?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26071 on: April 21, 2019, 02:20:31 pm »
He's gone in the summer I reckon. What a clusterfuck this has all been for them lot. Couldn't have happened to a nicer club
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26072 on: April 21, 2019, 02:20:39 pm »
Three year project.

Give him the time.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26073 on: April 21, 2019, 02:21:17 pm »
I know Pogba's not proved a great signing given the money they paid for him, but Lukaku at 90 million could be the most absurd big money deal of all time. An absolute flop for United.

He's regressed a lot from the prospect he was whilst on loan at Everton and West Brom. Big fish in a small pond syndrome maybe? Sorry I mean Fat Fish.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26074 on: April 21, 2019, 02:22:39 pm »
This crappy little team is as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26075 on: April 21, 2019, 02:23:52 pm »
Hope they get their ass handed to them today, means they have to win vs Shitty.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26076 on: April 21, 2019, 02:24:04 pm »
They are not very good, are they.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26077 on: April 21, 2019, 02:28:24 pm »
They're dogshit. Pathetic. They must feel so good about the Solskjaer appointment now. Fucking idiots.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26078 on: April 21, 2019, 02:30:50 pm »
They need an entire new back four, an entire new midfield, and a proper centerforward. It's glorious.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26079 on: April 21, 2019, 02:31:21 pm »
Just seen the 2 goals, wow these fuckers are on the beach arnt they? De Gea looks like hes gone already dropping clangers all over the place. City will murder them.
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