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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26080 on: April 21, 2019, 02:33:14 pm »
I heard rumours years ago that growing up Woodward was a Liverpool fan.

I really think these rumours are true, has to be with the clusterfucks under him since Fergie and Gill left.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26081 on: April 21, 2019, 02:34:03 pm »
I know Pogba's not proved a great signing given the money they paid for him, but Lukaku at 90 million could be the most absurd big money deal of all time. An absolute flop for United.
It’s £35m for big Caz levels of unfathomableness, except there was at least some chance he was going to turn out amazing.  Lukaku’s been absolutely what was expected.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26082 on: April 21, 2019, 02:34:10 pm »
What a shambles. I was holding out hope for Wednesday, but no. They are getting thumped.

According to comms, they’ve already conceded more than in any previous PL season.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26083 on: April 21, 2019, 02:34:33 pm »
The state of this fucking club.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26084 on: April 21, 2019, 02:35:35 pm »
At least they still have a great fanbase which will be right behind them next game
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26085 on: April 21, 2019, 02:36:52 pm »
Strangely enough, their bus-parking plus counterattacking might actually help them more against City. In a game where they could hope to have near equal possession or even have the bulk of the possession, they're absolute garbage.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26086 on: April 21, 2019, 02:37:09 pm »
These useless fuckers are not taking points off City! Need Rodgers to step up to the challenge.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26087 on: April 21, 2019, 02:38:11 pm »
God they're bigjobs.

I wish I could more thoroughly revel in quite how shit they are.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26088 on: April 21, 2019, 02:38:49 pm »
It’s incredible watching this team - you wouldn’t believe they actually have something to fight for.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26089 on: April 21, 2019, 02:39:04 pm »
The problem with this United team is where would you start rebuilding the team? They have holes everywhere in that line up, the defence, the midfield the likes of Rashford and Martial (especially since he earned a new contract) have gone backwards. Rumours are De Gea is fed up with his pay as well. Just an awful, awful average team.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26090 on: April 21, 2019, 02:40:00 pm »
The problem with this United team is where would you start rebuilding the team? They have holes everywhere in that line up, the defence, the midfield the likes of Rashford and Martial (especially since he earned a new contract) have gone backwards. Rumours are De Gea is fed up with his pay as well. Just an awful, awful average team.

They need a Klopp and patience. They have neither.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26091 on: April 21, 2019, 02:40:46 pm »
These useless fuckers are not taking points off City! Need Rodgers to step up to the challenge.

Time for Brendan to finally get Liverpool the league title after being cruelly denied five years back!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26092 on: April 21, 2019, 02:43:08 pm »
Pass it around a few times. Hoof it to Lukaku. Rinse & repeat  ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26093 on: April 21, 2019, 02:44:42 pm »
What a shower of absolute bums. Quite spectacularly awful.

City will stick 4 or 5 past them without breaking sweat. And the home crowd will cheer every goal.

Enjoy Thursday nights next season, you gutless wankers.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26094 on: April 21, 2019, 02:45:28 pm »
3-0 FFS  ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26095 on: April 21, 2019, 02:46:32 pm »
15 points from the last 4 games should get them in the Champions League next season.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26096 on: April 21, 2019, 02:46:37 pm »
This is grounds for dismisal, surely!

They honestly cannot afford to keep him on as coach next season.

They'll have to pay off a 3 year contract he's not even started.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26097 on: April 21, 2019, 02:46:37 pm »
Nobody can be realistically hoping to bet on these next week lol  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26098 on: April 21, 2019, 02:47:27 pm »
Wow. :lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26099 on: April 21, 2019, 02:47:45 pm »
Give it Ole 10 year contract Ed!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26100 on: April 21, 2019, 02:48:07 pm »
This is grounds for dismisal, surely!

They honestly cannot afford to keep him on as coach next season.

They'll have to pay off a 3 year contract he's not even started.
It’s a three year plan.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26101 on: April 21, 2019, 02:48:18 pm »
15 points from the last 4 games should get them in the Champions League next season.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26102 on: April 21, 2019, 02:50:17 pm »
They need a Klopp and patience. They have neither.
Above all they need an Edwards. Their recruitment has been catastrophic for years. Big money on big names who don't deliver. Their last big signing that worked for them was van Persie - at least he won the title for them before his legs went. That was 7 years ago.
Their last value for money transfer was de Gea in 2011.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26103 on: April 21, 2019, 02:51:28 pm »
Three year project.

Give him the time.


Don’t sack him before Christmas

Wooooah. Just had a Major Deja Vu  ;D What year is it again?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26104 on: April 21, 2019, 02:52:26 pm »
Wooooah. Just had a Major Deja Vu  ;D What year is it again?
For gods sake don’t say a thing.

They haven’t noticed
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26105 on: April 21, 2019, 02:53:18 pm »
Fecking hell 4-0. :lmao. GIve it ole 20 yr contract ed!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26106 on: April 21, 2019, 02:53:29 pm »
4-0  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26107 on: April 21, 2019, 02:53:53 pm »
 :lmao :lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26108 on: April 21, 2019, 02:54:09 pm »
This is what you get when you appoint Maureen. No sympathy.

In some ways the next match can't be that bad performance wise can it?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26109 on: April 21, 2019, 02:54:28 pm »
Just checked. They're still 6th.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26110 on: April 21, 2019, 02:55:04 pm »
They should sack Ole and get Mourinho in for Wednesday. Only chance of scraping a point.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26111 on: April 21, 2019, 02:55:40 pm »
Just checked. They're still 6th.

they should change their logo to this:


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26112 on: April 21, 2019, 02:55:49 pm »
They are in such a hilariously bad position.

Do they sack Olé and embarrass a club hero? Or ride it out and sink further behind the standards City and us are setting?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26113 on: April 21, 2019, 02:56:12 pm »
IT'S A CALAMITEH!!! :no


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26114 on: April 21, 2019, 02:56:36 pm »
Just checked. They're still 6th.

Could be 6 - 0 too.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26115 on: April 21, 2019, 02:56:39 pm »
Not had a shot on target all match. Saving them for Wednesday...
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26116 on: April 21, 2019, 02:57:12 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26117 on: April 21, 2019, 02:57:51 pm »
Martial in diving shocker

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26118 on: April 21, 2019, 02:58:50 pm »
Martial in diving shocker

Unbelievable effort. He even spun the wrong way...

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26119 on: April 21, 2019, 02:58:55 pm »
3 more years!


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