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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26200 on: April 21, 2019, 06:31:22 pm »
Get the laughs in now.  This season will end in tears for both United and Liverpool fans alike.
Ah, the old 'we know we are shite, but it's ok because you won't win anything either' post.

Thing is, our season has been joyous all the way through. It's been fantastic and may even get better yet.

Your season? .....
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26201 on: April 21, 2019, 06:43:04 pm »
How's ole's overall win ratio now? Must be approaching Moyes level.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26202 on: April 21, 2019, 06:46:48 pm »
Ah, the old 'we know we are shite, but it's ok because you won't win anything either' post.

Thing is, our season has been joyous all the way through. It's been fantastic and may even get better yet.

Your season? .....

The great thing is, he was here in January bragging about how Ole ‘struggled at Cardiff because he’s a star and you wouldn’t put a star F1 driver in a shit car’ :lmao

Imagine being that shite and your one saving grace is ‘I know you’re in a CL semi and bang in a title race with 3 games left, but you might not win anything so there’. It might actually be more Everton than Everton. They should get used to that.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26203 on: April 21, 2019, 06:47:52 pm »
The great thing is, he was here in January bragging about how Ole ‘struggled at Cardiff because he’s a star and you wouldn’t put a star F1 driver in a shit car’ :lmao

Imagine being that shite and your one saving grace is ‘I know you’re in a CL semi and bang in a title race with 3 games left, but you might not win anything so there’. It might actually be more Everton than Everton. They should get used to that.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26204 on: April 21, 2019, 06:48:25 pm »
Anyone just see the OGS post game interview, the one they do for all the press after the game? He went into pretty much full meltdown, and I am pretty sure there was actually a tear in his eye I kid you not.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26205 on: April 21, 2019, 06:48:26 pm »
That goldbridge fella is a genius, talk about footy like partridge in his pomp, create a fan account to rip himself to pieces and have absolute thousands watching every single video he creates. Fair play to him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26206 on: April 21, 2019, 06:51:00 pm »
Jesus Christ Solskjaer prattling on about Sralex Giggseh becks and Neville in his press conference

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26207 on: April 21, 2019, 06:59:40 pm »
He's losing it


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26208 on: April 21, 2019, 07:07:30 pm »
How is the statue coming along?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26209 on: April 21, 2019, 07:08:00 pm »
Brilliant result today in hindsight after Arsenal losing. They were embarrassed today. Arsenal losing though gives them hope for 4th. So now they will need to give their all against City after that woeful performance. The fans won't accept another 4 or 5 nil.

Its set up perfectly for them to get something. They are just a bit shit though, so probably will fall short.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26210 on: April 21, 2019, 07:11:21 pm »
https://twitter.com/beINSPORTS/status/1103424689844543488

What a ride the last month has been!  ;)

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26211 on: April 21, 2019, 07:13:05 pm »
This is exactly the result we needed today. Top QUALITY sides always seem to bounce back immediately after a heavy defeat, oh wait.  ???
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26212 on: April 21, 2019, 07:19:44 pm »
How is the statue coming along?

It's done and will double up for Moyes so they saved some dough.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26213 on: April 21, 2019, 07:20:32 pm »
The United way?

We spoke of the Liverpool way a lot in the 90s.

Sadly we forget that this was having the best group of players and coaching them really well.  We didn’t have the best coaches or players in the 90s sadly.

And it’s the same at Manchester United.  The United way? It’s about being better..... and they’re shite.  There’s no way they get anything on Wednesday, not some single chance. It’s a horrendous run of form to take into next year and this virtually always causes a handover in the autumn.

Their best players are greedy premaddonnas who only perform when they want, and they have a dozen squad players  who could stay or leave and no one would know.

It’s horrendous mismanagement, their recruitment is atrocious.  They have no plan, no playing style and when they do have a target, they move slowly and sloppily and often end up paying more than they needed to.

Then their manager.  Last year’s second?  That was a fluke.  We have to credit Maureen for it.  It was quite the result.

He had to be sacked this season of course, he’d lost them. 

So who do they hire?  The manager of a Norwegian club.

Imagine that anywhere else? He’s only been hired because he used to play for them.  He has no their credentials, no other strings to his bow. He’s not a noted coach, he isn’t widely regarded.  That’s it.

And it’s fucking brilliant isn’t it?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26214 on: April 21, 2019, 07:20:37 pm »
Bunch of useless c*nts.

Chalk the game off on Wednesday, lads, because these shit c*nts have already lubed themselves up.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26215 on: April 21, 2019, 07:22:22 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26216 on: April 21, 2019, 07:25:32 pm »
greedy premaddonnas

When she dies will such players be greedy post-madonnas?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26217 on: April 21, 2019, 07:25:55 pm »
That goldbridge fella is a genius, talk about footy like partridge in his pomp, create a fan account to rip himself to pieces and have absolute thousands watching every single video he creates. Fair play to him.
His real name is Brett Di Cesare (not sure if that's the correct spelling) he said he created the character/persona of Mark Goldbridge as he couldn't use his real name due to whoever his employers were at the time, fair fucks to him, he's making a few quid out of it.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26218 on: April 21, 2019, 07:27:49 pm »
His real name is Brett Di Cesare (not sure if that's the correct spelling) he said he created the character/persona of Mark Goldbridge as he couldn't use his real name due to whoever his employers were at the time, fair fucks to him, he's making a few quid out of it.
wasnt he a cop or something? The man is somehow 40!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26219 on: April 21, 2019, 07:28:45 pm »
Ole deserves a statue! How many teams can you name that put in a shit performance like today and not lose their place in the table? We would We would have dropped a place today had we even drawn.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26220 on: April 21, 2019, 07:31:12 pm »
So our best hope is some kind of mass brawl where they both get docked points 😥
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26221 on: April 21, 2019, 07:32:02 pm »
This is a genuine question, did Moyes, van Gaal or Mourinho ever have such a disastrous week as Solskjaer has just had?  The 3-0 defeat in Barcelona looks like a great result in comparison after getting taken to the cleaners by Everton!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26222 on: April 21, 2019, 07:33:32 pm »
Playing under Ferguson must have made management seem like a piece of piss.  "Out you go lads, don't worry, we'll win."  But seriously, you can't judge everything through the prism of your playing days.  Can Ole do that?  No, I strongly suspect he can't.  Which is a shame.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26223 on: April 21, 2019, 07:34:30 pm »
wasnt he a cop or something? The man is somehow 40!!
I don't know what his job was mate, I saw him on The True Geordie podcast.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26224 on: April 21, 2019, 07:38:03 pm »
His real name is Brett Di Cesare (not sure if that's the correct spelling) he said he created the character/persona of Mark Goldbridge as he couldn't use his real name due to whoever his employers were at the time, fair fucks to him, he's making a few quid out of it.
He's supposed to be a Forest fan as well. :D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26226 on: April 21, 2019, 07:52:01 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26227 on: April 21, 2019, 07:52:13 pm »
Utd have not made a decent managerial appointment since 1986.

They are an absolute shambles on and off the pitch, but please just find one performance or dodgy refereeing decision to get something against City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26228 on: April 21, 2019, 07:52:28 pm »
If they lose the next two then that is 8 defeats from 10
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26229 on: April 21, 2019, 07:54:18 pm »
give it to Kanchelskis until the end of the year!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26230 on: April 21, 2019, 07:55:55 pm »
The Solskjaer appointment is exactly why board level decisions should not be influenced by fans and media.

The wankfest after they beat PSG  and won a few against dross in the league was fantastic timing for anybody who wants Utd to continue to be a shadow of what they were on the pitch.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26231 on: April 21, 2019, 07:56:18 pm »
If they lose the next two then that is 8 defeats from 10

What was Mourhnio's record? Didn't he have a similar run? Maybe it's not the manager.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26232 on: April 21, 2019, 08:01:27 pm »
What was Mourhnio's record? Didn't he have a similar run? Maybe it's not the manager.

It is a whole club thing from top to bottom.

Weird bunch of players and with an ego in the team like Pobga, he will bring the dressing room down.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26233 on: April 21, 2019, 08:03:51 pm »
You'd love to draw them in a cup at minute wouldn't ya 😋

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26234 on: April 21, 2019, 08:04:00 pm »
What was Mourhnio's record? Didn't he have a similar run? Maybe it's not the manager.

Don't think he was anywhere near that. A few draws too many with shite footie thrown in behind the parked bus.  But this is the United Way playing now.

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« Reply #26235 on: April 21, 2019, 08:08:55 pm »
Don't think he was anywhere near that. A few draws too many with shite footie thrown in behind the parked bus.  But this is the United Way playing now.

But Ole also parks the bus, which somehow seems to get glossed over. Hope he turns it round, really need him to keep the job.
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« Reply #26236 on: April 21, 2019, 08:13:06 pm »
They are tragic. I hate those combined teams discussions but its laughable that when we played them they had Rashford and Matic ahead of Fabinho and Mane.

Matic expired as a footballer in 15/16.

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« Reply #26237 on: April 21, 2019, 08:27:56 pm »
Just thinking about their result today, I'd be absolutely mortified if Liverpool got beat 4-0 at Woodison fucking park! It would take me along time to get over it, that really is an incredibly low point for them. I can't remember them taking a caning there even when the Ev were good about 35 years ago.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #26238 on: April 21, 2019, 08:30:49 pm »
Playing under Ferguson must have made management seem like a piece of piss.  "Out you go lads, don't worry, we'll win."  But seriously, you can't judge everything through the prism of your playing days.  Can Ole do that?  No, I strongly suspect he can't.  Which is a shame.

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« Reply #26239 on: April 21, 2019, 08:31:27 pm »
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