None of you 'jokers' are fit to tie my shoe laces.
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.
BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E.NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth?BUZZ: Nope*5 minutes silence*BUZZ: OK, yep.
Can someone explain this.
You're on the moon playing eye spy.What else can you see that begins with the letter E?
I thought it may have been derived from the moon landing transcript or something.
Well, starting with the moons of Jupiter you've got 10 other options alone:EuropaErsaElaraEuporieEuphemeEuantheErinomeEukeladeEurydomeEireneSaturn's moons include:EpimethusEnceladus andErriapus
Who would have thought liverblokes no draws idea would not be his worst idea of the weekend
^ extra terrestrial?...you never know...
What's Gail Platt got to do with this?
no, i'm on about E T -
i'm in the middle of writing a piece about gentle breezesit's only a light draft at the moment
Delivered with gusto!
'wind' your neck in youhang on - that doesn't work
She has one big tit, you...
What do you call an insect with shite chat?Colin the Patterkiller.
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
Tit Serious times these, Liverpool are going to play with ELO
My pet bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better....but he's not out of the woods yet.
Not if the Earth was in the way you couldn't
oh groan that joke's grizzly - but reminds me of this...how far can a bear walk into the woods?...only half-way as then he's walking out of the woods
You risk polar....ising opinion here with shit like that...
Simply unbearable...