A barman looked up to see a mobius strip walk in, sobbing bitterly"Hey mate," said the bartender, "what's up?""Where do I even begin...?"
More to the point, where will it ever end......?
That's twisted...
Sad news to report today.My pet mouse, Elvis, has been killed.He was caught in a trap.
I saw that on the news - happened outside Heartbreak Hotel apparently. how ironic.
Crosby Nick never fails.
What was that song he wrote when bingeing on a large dessert?Ah yes, In The Gateau.
Who would have thought liverblokes no draws idea would not be his worst idea of the weekend
he also had a penchant for candy when he was in prisonhe liked a bit of jailhouse rock
I've just been accused of being a plagiarist.Their words, not mine!
My mate told me "icy" is the easiest word to spell and, looking at it now, I see why.
I went to Knowsley Safari Park today and saw a monkey holding a banana and a tin opener. I shouted. “You don’t need a tin opener for that mate!” And he shouted back. “I know, it’s for the custard, Dickhead!”