Topic: Liverpool 4-0 Everton (Origi 42', Sakho 47', Sturridge 61', Phil 75')

[Harinder]

Listen children. A new adjective for you this morning.

To "Everton": When you can't even get a shot on target and want the champagne on ice



I've never laughed so hard at Evertonians like I have tonight at Anfield. Will find some more tomorrow:D

[SerbianScouser]

Listen children. A new adjective for you this morning.

Another new adjective as well - " bush league " when you`re really really shite.

[juan1001]

It's the kid crying which is glorious.

I like the bald guy behind crying kid. The perfect expression of acceptance and familiarity.

[Black Bull Nova]

I suspect some people may be missing from work for the rest of this week, apparently a bad case of weresoshitiitis has justbroken out

[SerbianScouser]

Sturridge was hilarious for Phil`s goal.

He raises his hand to say he scored and was like " Guys, I scored I swear, everyone run to me!!, oh fuck you`re all running to Phil..."

[LiverBirdKop]

Another new adjective as well - " bush league " when you`re really really shite.

Nah, let's not.

That's something Hicks would say to be honest (yes, I know who "tweeted" that today).

[Skidder.]

Seriously that was a missed opportunity to hit double figures there tonight. Sort of annoying.

Don't be greedy son - there's always next season.

[Justanotherfan]

  

[elsewhere]

Great performance but gutted that we didn't win 15-0.

[jckliew]

Bloody he'll. ......Origi out....hope he recovers soon.  Stupid toff defender!

[Redcap]

So we're actually only 4 points behind City (currently 3rd) if we win our game in hand. Arsenal are one behind City right now but they also have that game in hand.

City have Stoke (h), Saints (a), Arsenal (h), Swansea (a).

If we win all our remaining 5 games, we would only need them to lose once and draw once, and for United to draw once, to finish 4th.

I'm getting ahead of myself again - finishing the season by winning the last 5 games would give us an 8 game league winning streak. But unlikelier things have happened. Spurs are further away from Leicester and no one's written them off for the title.

[Marty 85]

Sat rubbing my eyes throughout. Regardless of quality or tactics where was Evertons pride? Even under Hidgeson we beat Chelsea and turned it on ourselves on the pitch. Embaressing from them.

Majestic from us though eh!

[Lfsea]

   

[elsewhere]

Most pathetic Everton derby performance I can remember in my 30 years

Come on man, we won 4-0 and you think our performance was pathetic?










 

[kcbworth]

Bit annoyed we didn't match Barca's goal return today. Should have scored 8 no question

[deFacto please, you bastards]

The Toon will give us a much bigger fight than these lot.

[mersey_paradiso]

What the fuck?

That performance was SEX.

[mersey_paradiso]

Listen children. A new adjective for you this morning.

To "Everton": When you can't even get a shot on target and want the champagne on ice



I've never laughed so hard at Evertonians like I have tonight at Anfield. Will find some more tomorrow:D

[Fiasco]

It's funny that we've waited 2 years for a Sakho goal and he then scores 2 in 3 games. Life and football is weird like that.



I really like our style of play under Jurgen. It's not always the same and we can attack through many ways. Clyne and Moreno have a big part to play with their runs and overlaps; Coutinho and Firmino getting in between the lines and creating things; Sturridge and Origi being on the shoulder of the last man and the latter now bullying defenders like a seasoned veteran with his strength; Gegenpressing forcing turnovers and deadly counter-attacks. We're also much more of a threat in the air now too (even though our corners still can't beat the first man).

It's all good. Klopp's made me love football again.

[Ken-Obi]

The Toon will give us a much bigger fight than these lot.

Rafa Beneatheverton is not that good of a coach compared to Bobby you know.

[TravisBickle]

The Toon will give us a much bigger fight than these lot.

 Oh without a shadow of a doubt. That Everton side was the worst team I've seen at Anfield all season by a long, long way. Maybe even for the last two seasons. They were totally unorganised, had no spirit, no work ethic... Unbelievable given some of the players they have.

 It's weird. We just twatted them 4-0 and I've been sat in bed drinking tea since I got back. No urge to get on the ale, no urge to text the Blues I know rubbing it in... Just a smug sense of satisfaction. That result and performance was visible from a long way off tonight.

 Sturridge is loving playing footy again, and that makes me a very happy man indeed. James Milner is a fucking great player as well. There are lots of games which are simply too fast for him (Dortmund away being a fine example) but when he has the time to use the ball, he's absolutely lethal.

 Up the strolling Reds.

[jckliew]

We have now 22 different goal scorers this season. Very nice to see goals shared out.

[Statto Red]

Most importantly since our demolition of Villa, our goal difference has sky rocketed upwards, before Villa think our GD was -2, it's now plus 13.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Most importantly since our demolition of Villa, our goal difference has sky rocketed upwards, before Villa think our GD was -2, it's now plus 13.

That fucking Soton game.....

[JSteve]

I hope someone breaks the leg of that badge-waving wanker.

Anyway good win, but gutted for Origi.

[jckliew]

Don't worry. Four weeks ago he was nowhere. We still however have the god loving Daniel Sturridge

Is that a problem?

Is that necessary?

[Redcap]

That fucking Soton game.....

I strongly suspect it will be the difference between 4th and 5th this season. If we won this game, and win our game in hand, we would only be behind City by 1 point.

[elbow]

The Roberto Martinez Last Merseyside Derby Testimonial Match.

this. As soon as that appeared on the screen, I knew it'd be immortalized as a gif. Glorious.

Same! 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Fumes Mori with as cowardly an attempt to deliberately injure a fellow pro as you're likely to see, that was beyond shithousery.

[jckliew]

That from Brendan Rodgers?   

[Kopenhagen]

Fumes Mori with as cowardly an attempt to deliberately injure a fellow pro as you're likely to see, that was beyond shithousery.

Has previous with this behaviour as well.

Fucking yard dog.

[deadsetred]

So we're actually only 4 points behind City (currently 3rd) if we win our game in hand. Arsenal are one behind City right now but they also have that game in hand.

City have Stoke (h), Saints (a), Arsenal (h), Swansea (a).

If we win all our remaining 5 games, we would only need them to lose once and draw once, and for United to draw once, to finish 4th.

I'm getting ahead of myself again - finishing the season by winning the last 5 games would give us an 8 game league winning streak. But unlikelier things have happened. Spurs are further away from Leicester and no one's written them off for the title.

That's just City. Arsenal would have to lose at least twice also.

[Redcap]

That's just City. Arsenal would have to lose at least twice also.

No they wouldn't.

City and Arsenal are third and fourth right now. If City drops those points, Arsenal would just be third if they won all their games.

We don't need to overtake City and Arsenal. We just need to overtake City and United.

[deadsetred]

Oh true, but my point is that it seems far more likely Arsenal dropping significant points from here on in, and they have the largest buffer.

[deadsetred]

Funny how Coutinho is scoring those outside the box curlers every game now, and it almost seems so routine no one comments after the game of batters an eye lid.

[elbow]

Emperor Palpatine without his hood bottom middle!

[deFacto please, you bastards]

I expect that Firminio will start up front against Newcastle and that we'll see the following against Villareal:

---------------------------Lucas------------Allen------------------


---Milner----------------Lallana-----------------------Coutinho-------


----------------------------Sturridge------------------------------------

[jooneyisdagod]

The green striped t-shirt guy is the best. It's the unfazed, nonchalant look that does it for me. It's as if he's saying 'What, this shit again? Yeah, I've seen it many times before. No fucks given'.

[mersey_paradiso]

The green striped t-shirt guy is the best. It's the unfazed, nonchalant look that does it for me. It's as if he's saying 'What, this shit again? Yeah, I've seen it many times before. No fucks given'.

 

[Chakan]

Who knew Andy Dick was a Bitter.