Topic: Liverpool 4-0 Everton (Origi 42', Sakho 47', Sturridge 61', Phil 75')

[Red-Soldier]

Leighton Baines.

Was the only one who put a shift in tonight for them.

[Samie]

Has this been posted? John W Henry getting in on the act. 

https://twitter.com/John_W_Henry/status/722895591970201601

Bush league against Divock

[jillcwhomever]

He should get a two games extra ban for his cowardly reaction.

[Wabaloolah]

Did they get in our half during the second half? I honestly cant remember once.

they only touched the ball 3 times in our area the whole game!

[vicar]

Magnificent. Really enjoyed that can't believe it was only 4, they rode their luck and Joel made a few decent saves, Sturbridge finish was excellent.

That 'tackle' was shocking, can't believe that Martinez tried to say he was going for the ball, utter crap.

[stockdam]

The referee touched the ball more in our half than the entire Everton team.

[iAnfieldRoad]

liverpool are magic everton are tragic   

[FlashingBlade]

To win a football match just over a week ago the team had to dig deep to the very core of our identity, stretch every sinew and muscle to overcome the odds ....tonight, they just turned up , scratched their arses and had a bit of a kick about.

[John C]

Mignolet's gloves were cleaner than a nuns conscience after that walloping of a pretty pathetic Everton side. Our lads were brilliant all over the pitch.

The Kop were in fine fettle on a massive piss take about everything Everton.

It was a joy to be there as the crisp evening sun disappeared while Liverpool's dominance took a foothold for the night.

[Statto Red]

 Total crosses us 33, Everton 4, successful crosses, us 45.5%, Everton 0%. 

Everton shot accuracy 0%, ours 48.1%

[Ziltoid]

Mignolet's gloves were cleaner than a nuns conscience after that walloping of a pretty pathetic Everton side. Our lads were brilliant all over the pitch.

The Kop were in fine fettle on a massive piss take about everything Everton.

It was a joy to be there as the crisp evening sun disappeared while Liverpool's dominance took a foothold for the night.

 

[SwissV]

Was the only one who put a shift in tonight for them.

their keeper too. He had a good game & did everything he possibly could. I mean normally if you were to make that many saves a game youd keep a clean sheet and be MOTM. He got an absolute battering tonight. Couldve easily been 10 had he not had a good game.

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

To win a football match just over a week ago the team had to dig deep to the very core of our identity, stretch every sinew and muscle to overcome the odds ....tonight, they just turned up , scratched their arses and had a bit of a kick about.

Best summary of the game

[Millie]

That is the worse I have ever seen them play against us - they were absolutely pathetic

[DonkeyWan]

Worst.porno.movie.ever.

[Cracking Left Foot]

We're fucking brilliant, they're shit, Sturridge is back to his best, all is good in the world. Only the injury to Big Divi puts a bit of a shadow on things.

Bring on Rafa and the Geordies!

[telekon]

Absolute shite house. Walked off waving the badge like he'd just scored a goal for them.

Shite player, shite attitude.

That irritated the fuck out of me too.

"Robert Madley had no hesitation in showing a straight red card yet Funes Mori had the temerity to protest before walking off while pulling at his Everton crest in some pathetic show of pride. An immediate three-match suspension follows."

Totally embarrassing himself and his club.

[andy07]

Anyone else pick up on their renditions of "Murderers"?   Was on Annie Rd before the game and it was loud, clear and continuous.   They carried on in the ground on a couple of occasions in the first half before the late double salvo put them into a shell shocked trance.    If any of them claim to be Scousers they should be given a banning order from The City and forced to take up residence in downtown Salford with their blood-brothers where they will be more than welcome.

[GregCharrua]

Total annihilation of the enemy, the victory spoiled by that fucking argentine c*nt and his dirty fucking tackle. Feel so terrible for Origi. He was doing so well, growing into the role, scoring every game... I guess that's sport, though. Hope he comes back stronger than ever.

[Zaffarious]

did an everton fan write the bbc match report ?? Origi twisted his ankle did he??

[GregCharrua]

To win a football match just over a week ago the team had to dig deep to the very core of our identity, stretch every sinew and muscle to overcome the odds ....tonight, they just turned up , scratched their arses and had a bit of a kick about.

 

[Alonso_The_Assassin]

Mignolet's gloves were cleaner than a nuns conscience

I like.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

I suppose that's Origi's season over.

What a fucking cunto of a tackle. Firmino will be needed to rotate with Sturridge as striker between PL and El games I suppose.

[Always_A_Red]

'You haven't won a trophy, since 1995!' 

That period of 'Ole' in the 2nd half was just class

Had so much fun tonight - 'Oh Everton, we're all laughing at you!'

 

[Samie]

[Trada]

Just starting on LFCTV

[Crosby Nick]

That spell of oles around the 80 minute mark had me kissing myself. So fucking easy!

[Bobinhood]

Are we to take it as a given that Klopp will suggest Lucas does some more shooting lessons this week? 

Ha-Ha! !00%  Probably in a press conference.

[BobOnATank]

Worst.porno.movie.ever.

Patrick Stewart has just done "cry baby" while "arms in the air" is recovering??? The rest don't really want to watch.

[exiledintheUSA]

Anyone know how close Benteke is to a return?  Having him available for a few league games might be helpful if Divock is out.

[stevieG786]

That spell of oles around the 80 minute mark had me kissing myself. So fucking easy!

I couldn't stop laughing! Imagine being a blue seeing that tho 

[Red_Irishman]

Seriously that was a missed opportunity to hit double figures there tonight. Sort of annoying.

[Sammy5IsAlive]

They have massive problems. One of the worst displays I've seen against us in a very long time. Completely lacking in desire and quality all over the pitch. Martinez looks utterly bewildered.

Long may it continue 

[rushyman]

I couldn't stop laughing! Imagine being a blue seeing that tho 

The clapping at the end was beautiful

The humiliation was so good

[exiledintheUSA]

Seriously that was a missed opportunity to hit double figures there tonight. Sort of annoying.

Its bugging me too, had we scored 8 or more they could have had no complaints.  We absolutely destroyed them, it was like watching Brazil of the 70's play against my Friday night rec team. 

[Crosby Nick]

That spell of oles around the 80 minute mark had me kissing myself. So fucking easy!

Pissing even. I'm not that pretty.

[Samie]

https://twitter.com/Squawka

Daniel Sturridge has now scored 42 goals in 66 Premier League games for Liverpool.

[Kenny's Jacket]

That spell of oles around the 80 minute mark had me kissing myself. So fucking easy!

What part of the body?

[Zoomers]

i was forced to completely miss the game but I fucking saw this coming!!! EAT SHIT BLUESHITE.

[BEAST]

Hope Origi is ok.

Not sure whether we were good or Everton were woeful

What the fuck?

That performance was SEX.