Author Topic: Liverpool 4-0 Everton (Origi 42', Sakho 47', Sturridge 61', Phil 75') (Read 76977 times)

PIPA23 · « **Reply #560 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:45:09 pm »

Quote from: Lfsea on April 20, 2016, 08:02:42 pm

The EV

#wevegotpyrostillnoparty

that is just sad

Nessy76 · « **Reply #561 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:45:38 pm »

Quote from: youll never walk alone it on April 20, 2016, 10:43:19 pm

For those who have not seen our 5-0 anilahation of forest 87-88? that reminded me of that a bit...

Forest were a decent side at the time, though, weren't they?

IanZG · « **Reply #562 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:46:07 pm »

Quote from: JackWard33 on April 20, 2016, 10:40:43 pm

Did the Sturridge thread get re-opened?? This needs more attention
How the fuck can he be 10 mins/goal quicker than the best strikers that have kicked a ball for us??!!!
Absolutely ridiculous talent

He's insanely good. But I wouldn't be reopening that thread with all the body language experts here

IgoDirk · « **Reply #563 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:46:56 pm »

Quote from: Bakez0151 on April 20, 2016, 10:39:54 pm

Hazell · « **Reply #564 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:47:02 pm »

Quote from: hesbighesred on April 20, 2016, 10:22:58 pm

He wasn't the standout performer but was anyone else loving Lucas' passing today? One great assist and could have had another. Not the player he could have been without that ligament injury but tidy as hell, intelligent and great to have in the squad.

Yep, had an effective game today and terrific play from him for Sturridge's goal.

johnny74 · « **Reply #565 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:47:07 pm »

Utterly shocked and gutted to turn on and see Origi on a stretcher. The 4-0 is no compensation.

Lfsea · « **Reply #566 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:47:43 pm »

Quote from: PIPA23 on April 20, 2016, 10:45:09 pm

that is just sad

Looks like someone just farted out a Smurf.

Roger Federer · « **Reply #567 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:48:07 pm »

Quote from: Sammy5IsAlive on April 20, 2016, 10:39:55 pm

Sorry mate but there is a difference between throwing yourself into a tackle in frustration and a tackle like that with no intention but to badly injure the opponent. One of the most malicious ones I've seen in a while

Yes, it was an awful tackle, and he obviously meant it as well. Only downside on otherwise great night. Don't think I've seen a more onesided derby ever before, it was a pathetic effort from Everton. Laughably bad.

redmark · « **Reply #568 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:48:52 pm »

Quote from: MrRaptorTurtle on April 20, 2016, 10:44:41 pm

Another lil' interesting stat for you guys, we had 773 touches of the ball last night, compared to Evertons 465.
Coutinho has 108 touches of the ball alone.

Aaron Lennon had 15. Think that might be exaggerated.

eyescream · « **Reply #569 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:48:56 pm »

What if the bitters lost all of their games till the end of the season??
They can still go down, can't they?

Red Beret · « **Reply #570 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:50:58 pm »

Stones.

He's got none.

groove · « **Reply #571 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:51:06 pm »

Quote from: JackWard33 on April 20, 2016, 10:40:43 pm

Did the Sturridge thread get re-opened?? This needs more attention
How the fuck can he be 10 mins/goal quicker than the best strikers that have kicked a ball for us??!!!
Absolutely ridiculous talent

Well there's a few things to consider, obviously. Rush (20), Fowler (18), Owen (17) were all younger when they first started playing for Liverpool regularly. Sturridge was 23 and coming into his peak. Suarez arguably played in the worst team (out of this top 10) whilst scoring the 50, although I'd argue Suarez was super raw when he came here and improved his finishing a lot towards the end of his time with us. I think Dan compares well with Torres, as Torres played in as good/possibly better side (on average) and was the absolute number 9 focal point.

But the biggest thing Sturridge has got in his favour is that he's done this despite the stop-start nature of his career here so far. That's the most incredible thing.

Mr_Shane · « **Reply #572 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:51:26 pm »

Sturridge has already got 7 league goals this season, despite spending half the season out. Only 2 behind our top scorer, and he could be our top scorer by the end of the season.

mc_red22 · « **Reply #573 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:51:45 pm »

Quote from: eyescream on April 20, 2016, 10:48:56 pm

What if the bitters lost all of their games till the end of the season??
They can still go down, can't they?

Technically yes, they're 11 points above the drop zone with 4 games left.

Lfsea · « **Reply #574 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:52:19 pm »

below is what a normal xG map might look like in a football match. The size of each blob represents a how good a goalscoring chance was (loosely)

This is what tonight's looked like:

Red_Potato · « **Reply #575 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:52:39 pm »

Quote from: Michaelanscombe on April 20, 2016, 10:44:32 pm

The school of science needs a ofsted inspection.

Worst Everton performance I can remember in the Derby .

They were so Shit, even Lucas fancied getting on the score sheet.

They were so Shit, Klopp was laughing when we MISSED chances.

ShrewKop · « **Reply #576 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:52:50 pm »

Quote from: Romeo Sensini on April 20, 2016, 09:56:15 pm

Having watched this on a loop for a solid eight minutes thirty four seconds, I think the guy just above Patrick Stewart in the upside down AA tshirt getting angry is my favourite. A wonderful gif.

clogandbottle · « **Reply #577 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:53:03 pm »

Quote from: johnny74 on April 20, 2016, 10:47:07 pm

Utterly shocked and gutted to turn on and see Origi on a stretcher. The 4-0 is no compensation.

Don't worry. Four weeks ago he was nowhere. We still however have the god loving Daniel Sturridge

Advil · « **Reply #578 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:53:17 pm »

Allen coming on for Firmino was so Funny. The commentator said 'They call him the Welsh Xavi/Welsh Pirlo, now maybe they will call him the Welsh Firmino. He might be so good at it that Firmino will be called the Brazilian Allen.

TealC · « **Reply #579 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:54:49 pm »

Quote from: mc_red22 on April 20, 2016, 10:51:45 pm

Technically yes, they're 11 points above the drop zone with 4 games left.

So theres a chance!

Johnny B. Goode · « **Reply #580 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:54:52 pm »

Coutinho takes the piss.

surfer. Fuck you generator. · « **Reply #581 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:55:58 pm »

The stats for this game really are ridiculous, looking at the attempted shots graphic it's a struggle to even count ours much less recall which circle was which chance. Most one sided derby I can remember, don't think we ever had one like this all the way back to the 90s.

edit: Not the xG graphic posted earlier, was looking at a different one.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #582 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:56:45 pm »

Are we to take it as a given that Klopp will suggest Lucas does some more shooting lessons this week?

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #583 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:56:58 pm »

Well , that was a nice training match

xRedmanLFCx · « **Reply #584 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:58:25 pm »

Great win. Great to hammer them.

Origi better be ok.

Everton are a shambles.

Roll on Rafa on Sat and the semi next week!

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #585 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:59:14 pm »

Everton fans bang out of order tonight setting off that pyro in the away end

Clint Eastwood · « **Reply #586 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:59:17 pm »

Quote from: Solomon Grundy on April 20, 2016, 10:41:27 pm

Just watched that challenge back in slow-mo. He actually stamps on Divoks ankle twice. There is the initial challenge and he then stamps on it again like he's doing his best to snap it. The fucking c*nt!

Absolute shite house. Walked off waving the badge like he'd just scored a goal for them.

Shite player, shite attitude.

Commie Bobbie · « **Reply #587 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:59:22 pm »

Quote from: ShrewKop on April 20, 2016, 10:52:50 pm

Having watched this on a loop for a solid eight minutes thirty four seconds, I think the guy just above Patrick Stewart in the upside down AA tshirt getting angry is my favourite. A wonderful gif.

It's the kid crying which is glorious.

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #588 on:** April 20, 2016, 10:59:27 pm »

Quote from: Michaelanscombe on April 20, 2016, 10:44:32 pm

The school of science needs a ofsted inspection.

Worst Everton performance I can remember in the Derby .

Most one sided game I can remember, they've got big problems. Put their best team out, for what?

As for playing with 10 men, I think we had 10 men away to Palace and came from 0-1 down to win.

Almost (well almost, almost) feel sorry for the decent Everton fans but I would suggest that this means they are in the market for a new manager now, to go with a new centre forward and centre half. Barkley no longer looks like he can be arsed. Wembley should be fun.

Kennys from heaven · « **Reply #589 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:00:08 pm »

You're a shithouse Mori. Fucking fuming at that c*nt.

Ripped them apart, but feel we should have kept going and utterly obliterated them. I'm of the opinion that they got away lightly there and I for one would like to see us be more ruthless against shite like that.

Hope Divock is not out too long though, but think that's more in hope than anything else. Really thought he'd broken it when it first happened. Has taken the gloss off it a little to be honest though

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #590 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:01:21 pm »

Quote from: Romeo Sensini on April 20, 2016, 09:56:15 pm

I like speccy-four eyes shaking his head " no, this isn't happeing" then looks off into the distance " right, what am I having on my butties for work tomorrow"

Aceldama · « **Reply #591 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:02:51 pm »

Quote from: ShrewKop on April 20, 2016, 10:52:50 pm

Having watched this on a loop for a solid eight minutes thirty four seconds

Only eight minutes thirty four seconds? Eight hours thirty four minutes would be more reasonable.

SwissV · « **Reply #592 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:03:10 pm »

The echo rating Mignolet a N/A

Gnurglan · « **Reply #593 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:03:51 pm »

4-0! Very impressed. Everyone but the groundskeeper will be happy. So many camping in Everton's box will give him something to work with. This was so one sided it's hard to imagine it was a derby. Hope Origi is back soon. Looked bad on the replays. Very impressed with the team. Such a good performance! Once again...

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #594 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:04:37 pm »

Quote from: SwissV on April 20, 2016, 11:03:10 pm

The echo rating Mignolet a N/A

Love it

Nessy76 · « **Reply #595 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:04:50 pm »

Quote from: Romeo Sensini on April 20, 2016, 09:56:15 pm

Really is the gif that keeps giving, this. How is it getting funnier?

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #596 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:05:10 pm »

Quote from: mc_red22 on April 20, 2016, 10:51:45 pm

Technically yes, they're 11 points above the drop zone with 4 games left.

Actually its technically 10 (sunderland have a game in hand) and their last game is against the team 10 points behind. Can't see Norwich winning at Arsenal though so they should be safe but if they had not picked up the last couple of points they might have been in deep shit.

Macphisto80 · « **Reply #597 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:05:20 pm »

I love it when we play Everton. They always provide us with the best gif material, and this game was no exception.

We can add the ones above to this beaut

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #598 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:06:05 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debasting #SAUSAGES on April 20, 2016, 10:59:14 pm

Everton fans bang out of order tonight setting off that pyro in the away end

Gnurglan · « **Reply #599 on:** April 20, 2016, 11:06:32 pm »

Quote from: SwissV on April 20, 2016, 11:03:10 pm

The echo rating Mignolet a N/A