Topic: Louis Van Gaal was the Manager of Mourinho United

[Hymer Red]

If they lose to Villa this weekend, I can't see Louis keeping his job.

Villa getting beat and Louis keeping his job would be just fine by me

[TheTeflonJohn]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

haha that`s a belter.

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

even better 

Get this madman off the channel!

Or we can give the mad man a prime time slot on this channel, this is a thread on a Liverpool website about our most hated rivals.

[Brian Blessed]

I still want to know Tony's decision; does he want it in the face or the flakes?

[Ziltoid]

They're Grrrrrrrrreaattt

[reddebs]

It was funnier with Moyes to be honest, they didn't have a clue what was ahead of them after that season. It's starting to dawn on them this time that you can't just get a big name manager, spend a load of money and be successful 

Yet that's exactly what they're all pleading for again. 

They've clearly not recognised the sinkhole they're already swirling down into and want the tap turned on more.

It's quite fabulous to watch 

[rawcusk8]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

You sir are hilarious. More more more..

[rawcusk8]

If they lose to Villa this weekend, I can't see Louis keeping his job.

Villa wouldnt beat 11 of us off here let alone UTD. One way or the other he's a dead man walking, he'll most likely make it to the end of the season and then get the boot.

[Busby]

That sounds easy mate but it isn't. In fact if you look at yours and our transfer history we have always been trying to sign up and comers and players on the verge. The trouble is only about two in five make any kind of a mark in terms of regular first team places, and maybe one in five in terms of being real impact players.

To get from where you are today, to being a regular contender for the title and a top European side, you'd need to sign and attempt to bed in probably twenty five of that type of player.

The math doesn't work, and time is not on your side.

So, it's fantasy cheque book time, or you need a manager who can work miracles with average players.

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

[Hij]

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

Most teams in the division will be saying something similar (well at least about 3 quality new players).

[Miltonred]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

You might be onto something. But I'm confused will those three players be up and comers or with they be....

Varene, Messi and Lewandowski.

You're talking about Mourinho aren't you?

[Busby]

You might be onto something. But I'm confused will those three players be up and comers or with they be....

Varene, Messi and Lewandowski.

You're talking about Mourinho aren't you?

We've never been the most attractive for 'galacticos' nor has any english club really and I don't want Mourinho (although it looks certain).

Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying this is easy (it's not) but that is what we need to do. Just the same as Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal etc.. all need changes as well.

None of the 'big' clubs are where they want to be and with the league as open as it is this summer is going to be huge for everyone. 

[CHOPPER]

Its rubs the Mourinho on its skin, it does this when its told.

[Busby]

Its rubs the Mourinho on its skin, it does this when its told.

I'd rather have Clarice in charge than Van Gaal to be honest. She got the job done.

[CrasherKid79]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

And a new keeper, and a midfield bar Schneirdalen ... and a right fullback.

Its adding up to more than 3 players.

[Schmidt]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

I don't see a lot of players worth keeping in your squad though. Schneiderlin, Smalling and Martial are good players, de Gea too but he seems likely to leave, who else?

[Statto Red]

If they lose to Villa this weekend, I can't see Louis keeping his job.

No way are United are going to lose at home to Villa, even a much changed Chelsea side managed to win comfortably against Villa a the other week without breaking sweat, Villa's players have long given up on this season.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

It's not going to be unpopular on here. How can something as witty and hilarious as you claiming that be unpopular.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

what about a goalkeeper, you'll need one of them too

[Hazell]

You were supposed to be an upgrade THIS season yet you've gone backwards.

All we heard last year was "Get into top four then buy again and let the manager take us to a title challenge ... each year will get gradually better, guaranteed"

Isn't that a quote from RedHopper?

[4pool]

No way are United are going to lose at home to Villa, even a much changed Chelsea side managed to win comfortably against Villa a the other week without breaking sweat, Villa's players have long given up on this season.

Yeah i know.

But the bottom team always has that one result towards the end of the season.

[Terry de Niro]

 

[Red Beret]

It's not going to be unpopular on here. How can something as witty and hilarious as you claiming that be unpopular.

TBF Hodgson did a fine job of that with us.

[Solomon Grundy]

 

[Statto Red]

Yeah i know.

But the bottom team always has that one result towards the end of the season.

That does happen, however i cannot see Villa winning any of there remaining games they are that bad, it'll be a major earthquake if Villa win at The Theatre Of Modern Comedy on Saturday.

[Mr Dilkington]

Given the Poch is unlikely to jump the steady Spurs ship for the directionless mess at United and there is a split in the boardroom over whether to appoint Mourinho or Giggs, perhaps appointing someone like Roger Schmidt would be the best possible alternative. I'm not sure if he speaks English, but if he does I think it would be a smart and progressive move by United. Smart and progressive aren't words you associate with Woodward however.

Just seems like a young manager who believes in fast football with lots of pressing and counter pressing is the sort of manager United should be targeting.

[Fitzy.]

It's odd, my utter distaste for United was at a peak around 4/5 years ago. Just hated their relentless winning. But that's dwindled considerably over the past three years to a point that they don't really register in anything like the same way.

I still enjoy them losing but yesterday was just a bit meh...

[Hymer Red]

So the Mancs want us to believe that they can install a new manager goalkeeper and several other outfield players next season and all their problems will be solved. All they have to do is ensure those newcomers are the perfect choice for the position they occupy. Fuckin good luck with that! 

[Hazell]

So the Mancs want us to believe that they can install a new manager goalkeeper and several other outfield players next season and all their problems will be solved. All they have to do is ensure those newcomers are the perfect choice for the position they occupy. Fuckin good luck with that! 

Next year is their year.

[Hymer Red]

Next year is their year.

Nah mate.  Dont think their main sponsor is gonna budge until he gets his virgins up front and the hard shoulder shitter is not ready to pass them his number yet

[deFacto please, you bastards]

So the Mancs want us to believe that they can install a new manager goalkeeper and several other outfield players next season and all their problems will be solved. All they have to do is ensure those newcomers are the perfect choice for the position they occupy. Fuckin good luck with that! 

Every side in the league can say that, it is a bit delusional to think that [what the manc said].

[rocco]

Don't Utd lose a huge part of their sponsorship money if they don't qualify for the champion league ?

[Gerry83]

Don't Utd lose a huge part of their sponsorship money if they don't qualify for the champion league ?

Probably lose a little this year but is it not two years consecutively?

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Don't Utd lose a huge part of their sponsorship money if they don't qualify for the champion league ?

How are they not going to qualify for the Champions League?

They're the Biggest, Bestest Football Club on Earth!!

[lionel_messias]

It'll be unpopular on here; but I think our squad is better than our performances make it look. The manager is so important however and ours is letting us down big time.

That's not to say that we don't have weaknesses however (we really, really do) but I don't think we need an entire new squad or anything.

Get Shaw back, bring in a centre-back; right-winger and striker and a manager who knows the league and everything looks much better.

No I agree with you actually. United's squad is not that bad. Van Gaal has sucked the life and joy out of them. He's managing them like they are the youth team of Ajax, all discipline, no joy, no creativity.

But United's midfield is a dead zone, nowhere enough pace, power or creativity.

Big job for someone. If it's Mourinho, I don't see him turning them round too quickly.

[Ziltoid]

[soxfan]

How are they not going to qualify for the Champions League?

They're the Biggest, Bestest Football Club on Earth!!

You forgot the ^TM

Biggest, Bestest Football Club on Earth^TM

There ya go.

[C]

bahahahahaha

[Lofty Ambitions]

That capitulation at White Hart Lane seems to have the potential to have the opinion to definitively turn against him 

Here's hoping for a famous win vs West Ham!

[Statto Red]

I want West Ham to win simply West Ham will be tougher opposition for the Ev, i can see the Ev beating United in the semi, if United beat West Ham, the Ev have done it before.

[Ziltoid]

That capitulation at White Hart Lane seems to have the potential to have the opinion to definitively turn against him 

Here's hoping for a famous win vs West Ham!

Fuck that - don't want them anywhere near Wembley. They can win the last game of the season 5-0 and everything will look rosy for next season.