Topic: Louis Van Gaal was the Manager of Mourinho United

[RedSince86]

Get the same feeling about Martial. Reckon he thinks he made a horrible decision. Which disgusts me cause I can't really disagree with him.

So that's both off in the summer to Madrid then.

[tonysleft]

So that's both off in the summer to your feeder club in Madrid then.

You mean our parent club. Who we have sold 2 players to in 30 years

[RedSince86]

Simeone supposedly is learning English. No doubt he's quality.

Simeone's football is as nauseating and boring as Maureen's though,would that go down well at OT.

[MiddleMan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z50MLy2Wp4Q

[4pool]

Simeone isn't leaving Atletico Madrid.

[JackWard33]

My first choice too and I honestly think he's the best coach in the world when you weigh up the quality of his teams, the quality of his signings, the youth players he brings through, the stability he breeds, and the absolutely awful time every good team has trying to beat them. I don't for a second think he'd come here, but he's the dream.

I don't get this to be honest. Atheltico oftenemploy a low block, they rarely have tons of the ball and often play on the counter etc
Not sure what about the way Simeone (or Mourinho) setup his teams make him right for United and the football their fans want

[Terry de Niro]

"What a pity"

[Schmidt]

He'll be off and I wouldn't blame him. I swear I see a look of disgust on his face recently watching us struggle to create a chance.

I'm assuming it doesn't really matter what happens this season and he was always going to leave, Real held on for him all summer and seemingly never went for a second target, I wouldn't be surprised if it's all a formality at this point and the contract was just to get a last season out of him, sort of similar to Suarez with us.

[rawcusk8]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

Someone please post that Fabio Aurelio gif.

[Samie]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

Someone please post that Fabio Aurelio gif.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Rant of the century ?

[Kopenhagen]

I don't get this to be honest. Atheltico oftenemploy a low block, they rarely have tons of the ball and often play on the counter etc
Not sure what about the way Simeone (or Mourinho) setup his teams make him right for United and the football their fans want

They care about winning. The whole "Utd style" thing is bogus.

[Miltonred]

Attracting players won't be a problem for us as long as we're not going after silly targets like Neymar.

Even at our very best we couldn't get 'galacticos' so no idea why we think we can now. Up and comers and players on the verge.. that's the way.

That sounds easy mate but it isn't. In fact if you look at yours and our transfer history we have always been trying to sign up and comers and players on the verge. The trouble is only about two in five make any kind of a mark in terms of regular first team places, and maybe one in five in terms of being real impact players.

To get from where you are today, to being a regular contender for the title and a top European side, you'd need to sign and attempt to bed in probably twenty five of that type of player.

The math doesn't work, and time is not on your side.

So, it's fantasy cheque book time, or you need a manager who can work miracles with average players.

[Raaphael]

Then again, it`s about building teams, like Leicester and Tottenham do. And that`s  what I hope Klopp will do.

[harleydanger]

Sent from my ex girlfriend

Deserves more credit

[mersey_paradiso]

Vote on Redcafe has 75% of em fearing a West Ham win , with the most common predicted scoreline being either 2 or 5 nil .

SWAGGER   







Sent from Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal's BBC Acorn Microcomputer

[Advil]

You mean our parent club. Who we have sold 2 players to in 30 years

2? Off the Top of My Head:

Heinze
Beckham
Nistelroy
Ronaldo

[Peabee]

2? Off the Top of My Head:

Heinze
Beckham
Nistelroy
Ronaldo

Hernandez

[tonysleft]

2? Off the Top of My Head:

Heinze
Beckham
Nistelroy
Ronaldo

Well that's what I get for trying to give snidey answers on the booze

[Nessy76]

He'll be off and I wouldn't blame him. I swear I see a look of disgust on his face recently watching us struggle to create a chance.

Says a lot that even when United are attacking, their fans are watching their own keeper...

[thelinnen]

It was funnier with Moyes to be honest, they didn't have a clue what was ahead of them after that season. It's starting to dawn on them this time that you can't just get a big name manager, spend a load of money and be successful 

[RedSince86]

2? Off the Top of My Head:

Heinze
Beckham
Nistelroy
Ronaldo

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

You leave Manchester United alone, you  big bully. Little unicorns are crying rainbow tears

[Felch Aid]

Slightly off topic but do this lot still hold out hopes that Pochetino will go there? Deluded if this is the case.

[BarryCrocker]

Slightly off topic but do this lot still hold out hopes that Pochetino will go there? Deluded if this is the case.

No. Even with the objections of club legends like Carlton, it appears that if APMVG were to go then JMDSMF is locked in.

[Red_Rich]

From Redcaf ...


"It's like Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal's on life support and every time they're about to switch the machine off his eyelid twitches or he wriggles a toe."


Hahahaha!

[Red_Rich]

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

You were supposed to be an upgrade THIS season yet you've gone backwards.

All we heard last year was "Get into top four then buy again and let the manager take us to a title challenge ... each year will get gradually better, guaranteed"


Do you realise how close you are to that becoming "Next year will be our year"?

Oh the irony

[Andy @ Allerton!]

You were supposed to be an upgrade THIS season yet you've gone backwards.

All we heard last year was "Get into top four then buy again and let the manager take us to a title challenge ... each year will get gradually better, guaranteed"


Do you realise how close you are to that becoming "Next year will be our year"?

Oh the irony

[MNAA]

They should go for the obvious ... Get Slaven Bilic!

[the good half]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

Get this madman off the channel!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

[gazzalfc]

So they are up to the Anger stage of the grief process.

The longer it takes them to get to acceptance can only be good for us.

[RedSince86]

It was funnier with Moyes to be honest, they didn't have a clue what was ahead of them after that season. It's starting to dawn on them this time that you can't just get a big name manager, spend a load of money and be successful 

It's been great viewing and there has been so many popcorn moments in the last 3 seasons you could write a book and long may it continue.There is no end in sight with their confusing scattergun transfer policy and lack of direction in the club from top to bottom.They look like a ship without a rudder going in circles devising ways to bring back the whisky nose glory years ,even more funnier is their fanbase think Maureen will be the one to steady the ship and bring back the glory days,when he is the most shortism manager in football who never plans ahead and lives for the moment until he falls out with someone or Jorge Mendes decides his next lucrative managing career path.

Whereas we'll be on a heavy metal football tour home and abroad  with Klopp for the next 6-7 years.

[idontknow]

Simeone supposedly is learning English. No doubt he's quality.

So not Manchester then.

[kaz1983]

They need to go for the next Pochettino, they ain't getting this Pochettino.

[markedasred]

So, last night I watched the Man Utd game on match of the day 2. Have avoided their games for 15 years unless against us of course. I will admit I knew the score beforehand, but I did enjoy the game. Probably for the wrong reasons.

[gamble]

15 years? how did you do that? the fuckers are always on TV

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

It's why he lost his Frosties endorsement.

dammit

[4pool]

If they lose to Villa this weekend, I can't see Louis keeping his job.