Topic: Louis Van Gaal was the Manager of Mourinho United

[Ziltoid]

D'you think he'd stumble? D'you think he'd break down and cry?

Nice!

[elsewhere]

Look, it's cheap and low, but I had a sneak peek on red cafe....

And this took my eye


"We shouldn't have got rid of Moyes"


Just a beautiful thing to savour there... How far they have fallen...

We warned them about sacking Moyes, they never listen

[TepidT2O]

We warned them about sacking Moyes, they never listen

They just thought we were taking the piss.....

Fuck 'em, they didn't take our well meant advice

[mersey_paradiso]

Twenty plus years of ridiculous success will do that. It'll make it all the more unbearable for them now it's gone though so it's great in that regard

Haha , exactly Hij , like that sole smug United fan that dared brave the pub in Brighton for the second leg the other week - bet he loved the celebration for Coutinho's goal and the ribbing he got all night

More of that to come for them - lots more !!   

[Solomon Grundy]

Twenty plus years of ridiculous success will do that. It'll make it all the more unbearable for them now it's gone though so it's great in that regard

 True.

[elsewhere]

 

They just thought we were taking the piss.....

Fuck 'em, they didn't take our well meant advice

  And it's never late for them to take our advice. If Van Gaal is leaving, at least replace him with  Giggsy, Neville or
Sherwood. That's their recipe to success.

[Hij]

Haha , exactly Hij , like that sole smug United fan that dared brave the pub in Brighton for the second leg the other week - bet he loved the celebration for Coutinho's goal and the ribbing he got all night

More of that to come for them - lots more !!   

I had forgotten about that. Was absolutely immense!

[Hymer Red]

Best one yet lol.  Here's the youtube link-

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/sZD8XDqxf9M" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/sZD8XDqxf9M</a>

Best Ive seen so far. 

Owl next for them I hope

Sent by snail mail after typing up on my Commodore Pet

[zero zero]

This year is hardly the best estimate when Pep, Klopp's first full season, and probably Mourinho are coming in next year.

Let's see. After watching United's performance today he's been back in touch about the Syria job


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[Anthony]

When you think how close we came...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=294035.msg10398356#msg10398356

Appointing Van Gaal into any role at Anfield would be disastrous. I don't care what his CV reads like, the man is not right in the head and he'd have the same impact as Souness, except within a shorter period of time. Really odd link too given reports that FSG had sounded out Cruyff who recently blackballed Van Gaal from Ajax. What the fuck has happened to the Txiki Begiristain links?

[Crosby Nick]

Let's see. After watching United's performance today he's been back in touch about the Syria job


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Why wouod he go to hell on earth, with numerous factions fighting for power while oil rich neighbours look on menacingly...when he could just take the Syria job.

[Macphisto80]

Can't stand this guy. Comes across as a right smug twat. So does McKola. So do all the full time devil presenters.

"I've not been to the new Wembley enough. I've only been a handful of times. It's not good enough."

Entitled fucking quilt.

[Tommy_W]

I was gutted when we didn't get Van Gaal. and furious when we gave the job to someone with as little experience as Pochettino. It's safe to say I know feck all.

[mersey_paradiso]

I had forgotten about that. Was absolutely immense!

Haha it was indeed . I sent you a PM that night to say I couldn't find you after the mayhem to say bye , dunno if you ever got it - no worries like !

[tonysleft]

Clyne would get in any team in this league apart from Arsenal with Bellerin.

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

[Chris~]

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

With those three clubs clubs perfect recent transfer record I'm sure all three will get it right.

[beardsleyismessimk1]

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

Did Tony have a wank in your cereal?

[tonysleft]

Your deluded , really are, didnt you just buy darmiandini ? what makes you think you are going to sell him and buy someone else ? Moreover you are down playing how good clyne is, and how much is improving and growing in to the role of being LIVERPOOL FC's  right full back. just fuck off , fuck right off , i curse you to 26 years misery, at lest we were still picking up trophies here and there, your lot arent going to win anything for a decade and then some. Get it ? Your shit , it takes years to get back to being good, doesnt happen over night, your whole team is shit, just a keeper who is going to "feck" off to madrid int summer, then you are really going to be in the shit, you could always resign tiabi

Sent from my ex girlfriend

[Hymer Red]

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

Starting to dawn on you all now that you are finished? Bad news (for you) is its gonna get a lot worse. Next season you could be looking at bedding in a new manager and a shit load of new but average players and that attract problem works both ways as De Gea will be repelled all the way to Spain

Etched with a laser bounced off saturn from the dark side of the moon

[beardsleyismessimk1]

Did Tony have a wank in your cereal?

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

[Titi Camara]

Your deluded...
Your shit...

You're deluded...
You're shit...

Anger leads hatred, hatred leads to shite grammar!

[tonysleft]

Starting to dawn on you all now that you are finished? Bad news (for you) is its gonna get a lot worse. Next season you could be looking at bedding in a new manager and a shit load of new but average players and that attract problem works both ways as De Gea will be repelled all the way to Spain

Etched with a laser bounced off saturn from the dark side of the moon

Well finished for a couple of years at least I'd say. 2017 could bring some nice things. But I've accepted that next season will be dire too.

[Rattleduser]

jif lemon sent from pancake

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

Take a deep breath

[sms1986]

I read a comment on Redcafe earlier about how our "obsession" with our history is beginning to make more and more sense.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

What the fucks sake? You must be his ex, surely.

[Hymer Red]

Well finished for a couple of years at least I'd say. 2017 could bring some nice things. But I've accepted that next season will be dire too.

If Van Gaal stays next year and with all the good managers in good jobs you could be left with a choice of Giggseh Ratboy The Owl Arry Fat Sam or Maureen and you will be lucky to get a choice of them IF when you are shit again next season.

Off to watch MOTD for a laugh

Sent from my TV via teletext

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Take a deep breath

Several deep breaths.

[soxfan]

In all seriousness, who can they get that will give them the best chance of success?

Mourinho would likely get them playing really well for 2 years, but then he'll go off like a time bomb.

Giggs? Please.

Pochettino probably won't leave Spurs. He's going to finish 2nd and has set up a good situation.

Simeone? Great manager but would he leave Atletico?

Tuchel needs to win something first at Dortmund. 

De Boer would be a big risk.

If I were in their shoes I'd offer a king's ransom to Simeone.

[tonysleft]

In all seriousness, who can they get that will give them the best chance of success?

Mourinho would likely get them playing really well for 2 years, but then he'll go off like a time bomb.

Giggs? Please.

Pochettino probably won't leave Spurs. He's going to finish 2nd and has set up a good situation.

Simeone? Great manager but would he leave Atletico?

Tuchel needs to win something first at Dortmund. 

De Boer would be a big risk.

If I were in their shoes I'd offer a king's ransom to Simeone.

My first choice too and I honestly think he's the best coach in the world when you weigh up the quality of his teams, the quality of his signings, the youth players he brings through, the stability he breeds, and the absolutely awful time every good team has trying to beat them. I don't for a second think he'd come here, but he's the dream.

[Schmidt]

Any word on whether de Gea has a get out clause in his contract? I assumed when he signed a new deal earlier in the season it was one of those 'sign this to quiet the media and you can go next summer' kinds of deal but I haven't seen many rumours since.

[Busby]

Not next season when City and Chelsea upgrade and probably ourselves too. Though fuck knows who we'll be able to attract let alone sign.

Attracting players won't be a problem for us as long as we're not going after silly targets like Neymar.

Even at our very best we couldn't get 'galacticos' so no idea why we think we can now. Up and comers and players on the verge.. that's the way.

[RedSince86]

No, he was trying to be a smug prick

Furthermore, he is a Man united supporter, so i couldnt care less what he was doing on here, or how many friends he has made, he aint no friend of mine, and never will be, but go head you embrace him, why dont you go game with him as well, or invite round to cum in your face , i mean flakes

[Crosby Nick]

Did Tony have a wank in your cereal?

It's why he lost his Frosties endorsement.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

It's why he lost his Frosties endorsement.

 

[Skeeve]

  And it's never late for them to take our advice. If Van Gaal is leaving, at least replace him with  Giggsy, Neville or
Sherwood. That's their recipe to success.

All good suggestions, but you are missing the obvious management dream team for next season, Roy as manager with Giggs as his assistant.

[Cantona]

Any word on whether de Gea has a get out clause in his contract? I assumed when he signed a new deal earlier in the season it was one of those 'sign this to quiet the media and you can go next summer' kinds of deal but I haven't seen many rumours since.

He'll be off and I wouldn't blame him. I swear I see a look of disgust on his face recently watching us struggle to create a chance.

[tonysleft]

He'll be off and I wouldn't blame him. I swear I see a look of disgust on his face recently watching us struggle to create a chance.

Get the same feeling about Martial. Reckon he thinks he made a horrible decision. Which disgusts me cause I can't really disagree with him.

[soxfan]

My first choice too and I honestly think he's the best coach in the world when you weigh up the quality of his teams, the quality of his signings, the youth players he brings through, the stability he breeds, and the absolutely awful time every good team has trying to beat them. I don't for a second think he'd come here, but he's the dream.

Simeone supposedly is learning English. No doubt he's quality.