Author Topic: Louis Van Gaal was the Manager of Mourinho United (Read 3908182 times)

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RedSince86 · « **Reply #42367 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:17:06 pm »

He needs another season.

He hasn't had the time to show his Filoshofee yet.

soxfan · « **Reply #42368 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:18:16 pm »

mattD · « **Reply #42369 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:18:29 pm »

Christ, I think Martin Tyler is going to slit his wrists here for his beloved United. Poor bloke - no Rashford/Origi induced orgasms for him tonight.

MancEunuchian · « **Reply #42370 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:18:50 pm »

Sack the useless c*nt!

Samie · « **Reply #42371 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:21:12 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:18:50 pm

Sack the useless c*nt!

No, not yet.

Sent from Woddy Woodpeckers office.

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #42372 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:24:26 pm »

Quote from: mattD on April 10, 2016, 06:18:29 pm

Christ, I think Martin Tyler is going to slit his wrists here for his beloved United. Poor bloke - no Rashford/Origi induced orgasms for him tonight.

Origi?

Don't you mean Martial?

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42373 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:25:18 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:18:50 pm

Sack the useless c*nt!

No ,no , no - Louis will turn it around !!

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Stussy · « **Reply #42374 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:25:59 pm »

poor sportsmanship from the United players trying to get their manager sacked and disrupt our entertainment

MancEunuchian · « **Reply #42375 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm »

Piss taking fucking wanker has turned the club into a joke.

Samie · « **Reply #42376 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:28:09 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm

Piss taking fucking wanker! Turned the club into a fucking joke.

Mate what about Giggseh and The Nevile brothers as the new coaching staff?

Cantona · « **Reply #42377 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:28:17 pm »

I'm so surprised Ashley Young as centre forward didn't work out.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #42378 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:28:56 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm

Piss taking fucking wanker has turned the club into a joke.

Well he did start it by appointing Moyes to be fair.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #42379 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:29:43 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm

Piss taking fucking wanker has turned the club into a joke.

He's doing a great job, I don't know what you're complaining about. He just needs more time and another £300m to implement his philosophee

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42380 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:29:48 pm »

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Ziltoid · « **Reply #42381 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:30:13 pm »

Quote from: Cantona on April 10, 2016, 06:28:17 pm

I'm so surprised Ashley Young as centre forward didn't work out.

Yep, always thought 3m Springboard would be his forte

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42382 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:30:40 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm

Piss taking fucking wanker has turned the club into a joke.

Quote from: Cantona on April 10, 2016, 06:28:17 pm

I'm so surprised Ashley Young as centre forward didn't work out.

Motty · « **Reply #42383 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:31:54 pm »

As much as I wanted that to be a draw, it's still great to see them get stuffed like that

Ste08 · « **Reply #42384 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:33:04 pm »

I havent particapated in this thread all year as i have found it hard to laugh when they are ahead of us but fuck it. May aswell enjoy the last month of Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal reign.

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42385 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:34:28 pm »

Quote from: MancEunuchian on April 10, 2016, 06:27:31 pm

Piss taking fucking wanker has turned the club into a joke.

planet-terror · « **Reply #42386 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:35:52 pm »

H@aaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sent from Stoke

the good half · « **Reply #42387 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:38:18 pm »

Quote from: Shady Craig on April 10, 2016, 06:31:54 pm

As much as I wanted that to be a draw, it's still great to see them get stuffed like that

Correct.
Leicester from here...but fair play to Tottenham

thisyearisouryear · « **Reply #42388 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:39:12 pm »

Quote from: Terry_Tibbs on April 10, 2016, 12:44:19 pm

https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/719117758105948161

funniest shit I have seen in a while !

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #42389 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:41:35 pm »

Quote from: Samie on April 10, 2016, 06:28:09 pm

Mate what about Giggseh and The Nevile brothers as the new coaching staff?

Oh pleassse, pleasse yes, can we have Scholesy on board too, would be fantastic.

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42390 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:43:42 pm »

TepidT2O · « **Reply #42391 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:44:01 pm »

Oh please don't let him be sacked... Please please please...

It's the despair, it's just so sweet

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the good half · « **Reply #42392 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:54:38 pm »

Quote from: thisyearisouryear on April 10, 2016, 06:39:12 pm

funniest shit I have seen in a while !

Only Fools repeated as nauseam on UK Gold.

XabiAlonsosBeard · « **Reply #42393 on:** April 10, 2016, 06:56:46 pm »

Have they turned that corner yet?

Sent from 2013 when Moyes was the gaffer and they told us that they'd "be back" the following season.

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42394 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:05:42 pm »

Quote from: XabiAlonsosBeard on April 10, 2016, 06:56:46 pm

Have they turned that corner yet?

Sent from 2013 when Moyes was the gaffer and they told us that they'd "be back" the following season.

Magz50 · « **Reply #42395 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:12:19 pm »

Just came in here for:

soxfan · « **Reply #42396 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:13:46 pm »

What United fans fail to understand is that it would have been 12-0 today if not for Van Gaal's genius.

He needs more time:

One year to have scribes put his philoshofee on parchment.
A 2nd year to have it published.
A 3rd year to get Neymar, Ronaldo, Muller, Pogba, Pele and Maradona meshing.
A 4th year get Phil Jones healthy and wearing the captain's armband.
A 5th year to get Jazzyjizz back playing to the promise of his early days.
A 6th year for world domination.

Kashinoda · « **Reply #42397 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:17:21 pm »

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XabiAlonsosBeard · « **Reply #42398 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:19:12 pm »

I wanted to watch the conclusion of the Masters tonight. But, now I just absolutely have to multi-task and watch the Full Time Devils after match fan cams too.

Bobbins!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #42399 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:24:13 pm »