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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #280 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:06 pm »
He's absolutely awful on all levels.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #281 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:26 pm »
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #282 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:26 pm »
fills me with hope that I can still make it in professional footy

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #283 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:27 pm »
He runs like my brother when he was 2 years old.  And he had clicky hips.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #284 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:30 pm »
Awful player. Slows the whole game down, wastes the ball and is all round shit
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #285 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:34 pm »
He's very smart on the ball.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #286 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:37 pm »
What the fuck was he waiting for right at the end ? Take the throw in quickly FFS. Its so basic.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #287 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:41 pm »
Fucking hopeless, offered nothing going forward and was caught out of position numerous times. Sooner we terminate the loan the better

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #288 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:50 pm »
At least it's only a loan.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #289 on: January 18, 2014, 07:27:51 pm »
He's abysmal and that's me being kind

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #290 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:00 pm »
Definitely missing flanigan and enrique :(
Aly looks lost at the final end, his delivery into the box is poor!

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #291 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:04 pm »
Slows down the tempo for our attack. So fucking frustrating.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #292 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:05 pm »
Yeah i've defended him before but today i can't.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #293 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:07 pm »
worst player i have seen in an lfc shirt since PFK

Thats being kind, he has the legs of Heather Mills. He is scared to touch the ball when he has it he passes it instantly back, how he is operating in the premier league is beyond me how hes playing for us is just downright insane.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #294 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:12 pm »
He is slow and ponderous on the ball, we need another fullback because I'm afraid he simply isn't up to it. His career has really nosedived hasn't it?

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #295 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:15 pm »
He didn't play as bad as usual but he is fucking brainless. Four minutes injury time and hes taking throw ins at a snails pace or throwing it backwards towards our goal.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #296 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:20 pm »
worst player i have seen in an lfc shirt since PFK
That's a bit over the top no ? He is limited going forward though, doesn't seem to have much ideas other than running towards the byline.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #297 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:22 pm »
Dreadful buy a new lb please Mr Henry
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #298 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:23 pm »
It's grim, grim times. He genuinely barely resembles an athlete, never-mind a professional footballer. If our academy can't produce anything better than that then we're in trouble. Having said that, Brad Smith runs Aly close on that cameo showing, bless him.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #300 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:45 pm »
He is a solid 6/10 performer I think. But in games where we need to come back into the game he just isn't good enough.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #301 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:45 pm »
It's disheartening to see him on the ball.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #302 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:48 pm »
He's fairly terrible.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #303 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:52 pm »
Not good enough. The travesty today was that he saw loads of the ball. Wasted it almost every time. Shit bricks when he's one-on-one defending.
I think the same, can't stand him, but if you could have a £1million pound cheque or steve bruces head hollowed out and filled with pound coins which would you have?

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #304 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:52 pm »
Just absolutely fucking brainless unfortunately. His athleticism made him a professional. He seems unable to run with the ball, a rather basic requirement for a footballer.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #305 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:59 pm »
No point trying to get forward if you're not gonna track back afterwards. Glad he'll be leaving at the end of the season.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #306 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:01 pm »
He isn't really good at playing Association football

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #307 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:03 pm »
Enrique can't come back quick enough.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #308 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:03 pm »
I don't get it -- Kelly is in the subs and why can't he play and we put Johnson in left back? 

If Kelly is not fit enough then why is he on the sub-bench?
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #309 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:05 pm »
Can't wait for Enrique back.  Or Flanagan.  Or Johnson on the left, and Kelly in.

Or just anybody.  Actually, Gerrard was a fantastic right back starting out; maybe he could go back there and play Johnson on the left.  Anything.
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #310 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:06 pm »
He gets the ball and the play just slows down then he never really seems to be in control when he's running with the ball. 

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #311 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:08 pm »
Surely Robinson can't be much worse than Aly.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #312 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:12 pm »
Did Lyon really pay 15 million for him??

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #313 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:12 pm »
I've no idea how a Pro footballer playing for LFC can be such a limited player. Mind boggling how poor he is, actually felt sorry for the lad.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #314 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:17 pm »
Not good at defending, not good at attacking; I wonder what is he good at.
He's reaching Paul Konchesky level here
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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #315 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:21 pm »
Speechless.

When the hell is Flanagan coming back?

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #316 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:22 pm »
The greatest trick Porto ever did in the transfer market was convince the likes of Lyon that he was a €15m player after buying him six months earlier for €300,000.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #317 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:30 pm »
That's a bit over the top no ? He is limited going forward though, doesn't seem to have much ideas other than running towards the byline.

I agree with him.
I think the same, can't stand him, but if you could have a £1million pound cheque or steve bruces head hollowed out and filled with pound coins which would you have?

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #318 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:36 pm »
I've seen terrible full backs over the years at this club;Koncheskey,Dossena,Kromkamp,Josemi,this guy is right up there with them.Utter dross.

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Re: Aly Cissokho
« Reply #319 on: January 18, 2014, 07:29:36 pm »
I'm sure at some stage he must of been a good player but not anymore.  Can't we just send him back early?
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