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FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« on: April 25, 2012, 10:25:21 PM »


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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 10:26:21 PM »
Still the greatest.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 10:26:37 PM »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 10:26:49 PM »

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 10:27:07 PM »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 10:27:28 PM »
God bless our Bob!
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 10:27:32 PM »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 10:27:53 PM »
aww yeahhh

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 10:29:47 PM »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 10:30:44 PM »
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 10:30:55 PM »
brilliant! Got to laugh though when the commentator said about maureen becoming the first manager to win the champions league three times...then almost as afterthought mentioned that Bob did actually win the European Cup three times! Love it!

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 10:33:31 PM »
Made it look easy!
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 10:33:53 PM »
He won it 3 times
He won it 3 tiiiimes
There's only one Bob Paisley
And he won it 3 times
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 10:34:12 PM »
First thing I thought of when they showed Morewhinio's face.........nice swan loco! :scarf
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2012, 10:36:25 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley. Carlo Ancelotti


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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2012, 10:38:49 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2012, 10:39:38 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2012, 10:40:03 PM »
Thats one of the best posts in the history of online forums.
Can't disagree with that..........but he missed out Moyes and Hodgson........twat.........
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2012, 10:41:23 PM »
Well, realistically speaking, Mourinho will probably get another one or two over the next 20 years. Guardiola might get another one within a couple of years if he stays at Barca. 

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2012, 10:41:57 PM »
Can't disagree with that..........but he missed out Moyes and Hodgson........twat.........

and allardyce.  he'd have won it three times if he had been appointed madrid or barcelona manager three years ago.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2012, 10:42:45 PM »
Bob Paisley - Liverpool legend
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2012, 10:44:18 PM »
Where's Harry Redknapp? I thought he'd won it at least five or six times. No?

Gee, I'm such a gullible one for British journalism.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2012, 10:44:49 PM »
Yeah, but it was easy to win the European cup then wasnt it?



























Cos we were so fucking Brilliant!!!

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2012, 10:44:59 PM »
Bob Paisley - Liverpool & Football legend

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2012, 10:45:42 PM »
Well, realistically speaking, Mourinho will probably get another one or two over the next 20 years. Guardiola might get another one within a couple of years if he stays at Barca. 

Or, they may not

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2012, 10:46:04 PM »
He won it 3 times
He won it 3 tiiiimes
There's only one Bob Paisley
And he won it 3 times
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2012, 10:48:07 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2012, 10:48:37 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2012, 10:57:14 PM »
Just to simpify, Juan Loco.




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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2012, 11:00:24 PM »
pep and mourinho are nailed on too get there though.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2012, 11:00:57 PM »
Thats one of the best posts in the history of online forums.


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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2012, 11:01:12 PM »
It's a disgrace how little the British media make of his achievements,I remember something on the radio about Brian Clough where they said that he's the "only British manager to win back to back European Cups" Fucking disgraceful

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:01 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:59 PM »
like a boss
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2012, 11:04:33 PM »
Here is a list of managers who have won less than three European Cups:

Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, Carlo Ancelotti. Marcelo Lippi, Giovanni Trappatoni, Jupp Heynckes, Guus Hiddink, Johan Cruyff, Louis Van Gaal, Ottmar Hitzfeld, Arrigo Saachi, Frank Rijkaard, Brian Clough, Colin Wanker, Bela Guttmann, Vicente Del Bosque, Rinus Michels, Ernst Happel, Helenio Herrera, Valery Lobonovsky, Fabio Capello and many many more.

Here is a list of managers who have won the European Cup three times:

Bob Paisley.
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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2012, 11:04:42 PM »
With him being 49 Jose will beat get at least 2 more easily.

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2012, 11:05:06 PM »
 :)

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Re: FAO Shitcoat, Ferguson, Guardiola et al
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2012, 11:05:12 PM »
Even though one would be confident that both Mourinho and Pep Guardiola have a chance to equal Paisley's record of 3 titles, here's a little a record that should remind people how good we were.

Despite Barcelona being labelled the best team ever, Guardiola can only equal Paisley's record of 3 CL titles in 5 seasons. Don't think they'll do it either.