Mother rang me last night.
'Did you watch Man Utd wednesday?'
'No I didn't.'
'They were brilliant, really good'
'I heard Leverkusen were really bad'
'No, Man Utd were really good, I think I might start following them'
' But but but' I stuttered, 'they are Man Utd and they are managed by
David Moyes'
'ha ha, I know how to wind you up' she said.
At 86 she can still intentionally wind me up. I should have learnt by now