What eer happens that will surely be the best game of the entire Premier league history never mind the first 20 years
I will eat my own shit if city win this...
I'll save the ejaculation for when we win the Premier League.
Managers who have won fewer than three European Cups: Ferguson, Mourinho, Guardiola, Saachi, Hiddink, Hitzfeld, Clough, Happel, Trapattoni, Cruyff, Michels, Lobanovsky, Capello, and many more.Managers who have won three or more European Cups: Bob Paisley
Fergusons fucking face
Errr... you're going to have a hell of a case of blue balls, lad.
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
He wasn't perfect, he made mistakes. But he was genuine. He had the best interests of the club at heart, and gave us a plethora of successful teams that we should have been thankful for.
Martin Tyler shouts at the City game - 'EVERYONES A WINNER!' - apart from Bolton you feckin bellend.
Things to regret saying...
As I said - man up you fucking fannies.
Google messi topless on holiday. Now look at david silva, villa, iniesta, xavi, they have the upper bodies of little boys.