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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3120 on: March 3, 2012, 11:45:09 PM »
Joe hart and Gareth Barry in palm sugar right now, pair of beauts
They have translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebo to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team, so I find the question insulting.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3121 on: March 3, 2012, 11:51:34 PM »
I bumped into Pepe Reina a little while back in Costco, buting a fucking enormous bouncy castle and barbecue. Posed for a pic with the kids and had a little chat with them. Top bloke, but didn't give me an invitation to the obvious barbecue/bounce fest he was planning.

How did Pepe get membership to costco
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3122 on: March 4, 2012, 12:01:49 AM »
How did Pepe get membership to costco

Paid his £15 odd like the rest of us?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3123 on: March 4, 2012, 12:28:52 AM »
Enrique & Skrtel in San Carlo. Skrtel said Carras a "fucking yard dog"
I'm surprised he said it never mind be able to repeat the reasoning.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3124 on: March 5, 2012, 09:58:06 PM »
Joe hart and Gareth Barry in palm sugar right now, pair of beauts
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3125 on: March 5, 2012, 10:03:42 PM »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3126 on: March 6, 2012, 07:16:12 PM »
The City lot were in Playground on Saturday when that total weapon bought the "worlds most expensive round" £205,000! Twat.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3127 on: March 6, 2012, 10:24:43 PM »
My sister iworks in the Virgin store in Debenhams Liverpool 1. She organized the Craig Bellamy signing there tongiht. It was that busy it was either an autograph or a photo. But she sorted it so my lad met him pretty much straight away, and got his ball signed and a photo. Can't wait to get the photo's from the professional photographer there to. Just took the one on my phone.
She said he came across ok, but through a bit of a strop at the end. Also a few fans moaning because he couldn't do both, even though he was there for 2 half hours. Also refused to sign a Newcastle and Man City shirt for someone. Knows where his loyalties are. Good lad!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3128 on: March 6, 2012, 10:30:17 PM »
Paid his £15 odd like the rest of us?

Thought you could only join if you worked in a certain sector or owned a business?

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« Last Edit: March 6, 2012, 10:32:43 PM by buzzing »
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3129 on: March 6, 2012, 11:07:08 PM »
Thought you could only join if you worked in a certain sector or owned a business?

"In order to qualify for membership you must be either self employed, an owner/director of a business or belong to specific employment groups. For further details of our membership types and our qualifying criteria follow the respective link below"

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Pepe, like most footballers, will be a director of a company/foundation in his name. Either for commercial or tax reasons.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3130 on: March 7, 2012, 10:30:37 PM »
tax reasons.

Cheers - Silly question really ;D
"You have to admire animals. Hamster spun round in a wheel three times bigger than him and abruptly lands on his back. Then just gets up and carries on as if nothing happened! If that was a human he'd be helicoptered to hospital, off work for 6 months have back issues for 20 years and then start legal proceedings against the wheels owner"

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3131 on: March 7, 2012, 11:11:38 PM »
My sister iworks in the Virgin store in Debenhams Liverpool 1. She organized the Craig Bellamy signing there tongiht. It was that busy it was either an autograph or a photo. But she sorted it so my lad met him pretty much straight away, and got his ball signed and a photo. Can't wait to get the photo's from the professional photographer there to. Just took the one on my phone.
She said he came across ok, but through a bit of a strop at the end. Also a few fans moaning because he couldn't do both, even though he was there for 2 half hours. Also refused to sign a Newcastle and Man City shirt for someone. Knows where his loyalties are. Good lad!

Haha class, would hate to be on the receiving end of a strop from him  :o No thank you sir.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3132 on: March 7, 2012, 11:31:51 PM »
Who bought a £200k round
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3133 on: March 7, 2012, 11:33:54 PM »
Who bought a £200k round

i genuinly thought it was you paul  :P


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3135 on: March 8, 2012, 12:01:13 AM »
i genuinly thought it was you paul  :P
fuck that , it's your round
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3136 on: March 8, 2012, 12:05:29 AM »
Livbes deffo a stunt, I'll find out now , got a few contacts in the Hilton , it's publicity deffo fella was from London , George is from London , worked though
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3137 on: March 8, 2012, 12:21:36 AM »
^ It looks like that fella who was in dare I say it.. desperate scouswives.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3138 on: March 8, 2012, 11:21:41 AM »
I think we'd have won the league if we'd sold Keane to Man United.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3139 on: March 8, 2012, 05:39:44 PM »
Carra driving down smithdown road on Tuesday lunch time, monster of a overfinch range rover.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3140 on: March 8, 2012, 06:03:16 PM »
Garry Mac at leeds bradford airport last week!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3141 on: March 8, 2012, 07:48:57 PM »
Paul Alcock in Lancaster Waterstones today, around lunch.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3142 on: March 8, 2012, 08:02:00 PM »
Pepe, like most footballers, will be a director of a company/foundation in his name. Either for commercial or tax reasons.

And I suppose hes is technically employed by a Spanish insurance company too.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3143 on: March 9, 2012, 10:38:44 PM »
I work in a wedding venue and tonight Uriah Rennie, Andre Marriner and Howard Webb were there.
Webb wasn't wearing his Utd shirt, probs under his suit though.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3144 on: March 9, 2012, 10:47:27 PM »
Paul Alcock in Lancaster Waterstones today, around lunch.

NO WAY.

I didnt know there was a Waterstones in Lancaster.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3145 on: March 9, 2012, 11:13:09 PM »
NO WAY.

I didnt know there was a Waterstones in Lancaster.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3146 on: March 10, 2012, 02:36:49 AM »
Saw Maxi at the junction of Deysbrook Lane and Town Row, he was in a big white Bm i think, he was waiting to turn right and I crossed the road and said, "alright Maxi", he replied with, "ok mate". He had 'shake it out' by Florence and the Machine playing!  :)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3147 on: March 10, 2012, 10:56:18 AM »
Some 23yr old business prick in town on Saturday.  . . . .obscene although more than likely just some big publicity stunt.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/892242-businessman-spends-200-000-on-the-world-s-most-expensive-ever-round

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/306540/Trader-who-blew-200k-on-bar-bill-gets-ticking-off-from-mum-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110477/Cork-blimey-Businessman-splashes-125-000-ONE-bottle-champagne-spends-200-000-single-round-bar.html


found out, he did pay for the bottle of champers with his own money, but the catch is, he gets a two night stay in a villa in france, flown by private jet, picked up by bentley from his house, thats what comes with buying the bottle for £125k or whatever.

Also , the bottle only cost the playground £30k.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3148 on: March 25, 2012, 01:33:12 PM »
In San Carlo for dinner last night, in walks Martin skrtel as we're standing at the bar waiting for our table, next im sitting down and Jose Enrique walks past, look at the table in front of me and flanno is sitting there with some friends!! Got a photo with skrtel when he left as I happened to be out smoking, never seen any players before  8)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3149 on: March 25, 2012, 01:44:45 PM »
In San Carlo for dinner last night, in walks Martin skrtel as we're standing at the bar waiting for our table, next im sitting down and Jose Enrique walks past, look at the table in front of me and flanno is sitting there with some friends!! Got a photo with skrtel when he left as I happened to be out smoking, never seen any players before  8)
To be fair, if you're in San Carlo and you don't see a player, you can count yourself unlucky. That's what happened to me :(

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3150 on: March 25, 2012, 01:48:36 PM »
its always full of them in san carlo.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3151 on: March 25, 2012, 03:19:44 PM »
In San Carlo for dinner last night, in walks Martin skrtel as we're standing at the bar waiting for our table, next im sitting down and Jose Enrique walks past, look at the table in front of me and flanno is sitting there with some friends!! Got a photo with skrtel when he left as I happened to be out smoking, never seen any players before  8)
Martin Skrtel nearly lives in the San Carlo restaurant. He was also in San Carlo after the game against Stoke a week ago.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3152 on: March 25, 2012, 03:27:19 PM »
Incorrect. They do weight training and a lot of resistance training. They require upper body strength and also they work on their core strength mostly. Apart from Downing and Henderson, our squad are very well built. Reina, Johnson, Agger, Enrique, Kuyt, Suarez etc
And also look at the top two players in the world, Messi and Ronaldo, you dont get their body with no muscle training.
Ha just seen this. Google messi topless on holiday. Now look at david silva, villa, iniesta, xavi, they have the upper bodies of little boys.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3153 on: March 25, 2012, 04:20:20 PM »
Google messi topless on holiday. Now look at david silva, villa, iniesta, xavi, they have the upper bodies of little boys.

This is disturbing

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3154 on: March 25, 2012, 04:25:09 PM »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3155 on: March 25, 2012, 04:28:56 PM »
Ha just seen this. Google messi topless on holiday. Now look at david silva, villa, iniesta, xavi, they have the upper bodies of little boys.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3156 on: March 25, 2012, 04:31:40 PM »
Ha just seen this. Google messi topless on holiday. Now look at david silva, villa, iniesta, xavi, they have the upper bodies of little boys.

Must be the most homosexual post I've ever seen in RAWK. Well done.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3157 on: March 25, 2012, 04:49:24 PM »
Must be the most homosexual post I've ever seen in RAWK. Well done.

Nah. The Torres threads used to be full of comments like that.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3158 on: March 25, 2012, 05:14:00 PM »
Peter Brukner was in the lift in my apartment building the other day. Also saw him and Zaftig Iqbal in town together last week.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #3159 on: March 27, 2012, 01:42:19 PM »
Leaving Liverpool Airport for a stag do few weeks ago sat in the bar before check in and Mick Foley from WWE/WWF wandered in with this proper skanky looking bird. He looks in pain walking but after when we spoke to him he was spot on. Said he's doing stand up now and that WWE keep asking him for a return.
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