10 year old daughter: I'll have sausage on toast for my breakfast.
Me: There's no sausages, do you want bacon or cereal.
Daughter: You're no good at making bacon. You never make it nice.
Me: What do you want then.
long silence.
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Me: What do you want, bacon or cereal.
Daughter: *groan* but you can't make bacon.
Another long pause.
Daughter: OK, I'll give you one last chance to make bacon!
Me: