Liverpool Football Club is the heartland of football folklore... Liverpool are one of the dynasties of the game... I will fight for my life for the supporters and the people of this city
I wonder how we line up. Kuyt upfront, with Bellamy left wing; Downing on the right?
Cry more you big fanny
Steady...Mike Bassett
there's been a few nights ive had to relieve myself with her beside me in the bed, in fairness to her, she made some sex noises which helped me along the way
Doni? Thought he had a dislocated finger.
Don't fuck with Sheryl Crow. Or Russel Crow. Or the guy from the crow. Or crows.Best staying away from Leslie Crowther, too.... just in case.
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?
More likely Kuyt RM, Downing LW, Bellamy up front. Playing just off Suarez probably.
Fuck off and die ya thundercunting fucktron
Elsewhere for Liverpool, Steven Gerrard continues in midfield following their 1-1 draw against Manchester United, while Stewart Downing replaces the suspended Lucas Leiva and Glen Johnson comes in for Martin Kelly at right-back.
Controversially, if it came down to a choice between selling Suarez and selling Carroll, Id sell Suarez.
Not a subtle at all hint for Carroll to get his shit in orderGood to see [Dear bellend, please insert name of Craig Bellamy here.] start, even though I wouldn't be a major fan
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.
ESPN don't half chat some cobblers.
How tough is Doni. I have seen grown ass men cry when they have sprained an ankle badly. He is back on the bench. Respect.
Still piss myself everytime I see that auto correct
Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll, where's Andy Carroll? What's Andy Carroll thinking? Why's Andy Carroll Andy Carroll? How many Carol's does Andy Carroll know? Is Andy Carroll handy with those carol's? Andy Carroll? Andy Carroll? Where?? Where's Andy Carroll? Andy who? Andy Carroll. Where is he? What's he thinking? Andy Carroll.
He's a quality keeper as well, too good to be sitting on the bench where ever he is
Most people in this world are tits. The fact they have an allegiance with Liverpool Football Club doesn't change that.
Managers who have won fewer than three European Cups: Ferguson, Mourinho, Guardiola, Saachi, Hiddink, Hitzfeld, Clough, Happel, Trapattoni, Cruyff, Michels, Lobanovsky, Capello, and many more.Managers who have won three or more European Cups: Bob Paisley
Will our finishing be upto scratch today?
Carroll being dropped, is the best thing really for him and the team. Shielding him while he is in bad form is really good management.
Really liking that line up and I hope Adam proves my worries wrong about having him in a 2 man midfield. A good start is key here, let them know they're up against it and scare them with high pressure.