We're getting take away, you didn't give me enough notice to collect the ingredients for the usual gourmet I'd whip up.What's the 'polite cut off point' for ringing someone at night?
10 o'clock for meAre you watching any of the 6 nations this weekend?
She has one big tit, you...
Finish this sentence: It will be a cold day in Hell when I......
...allow my missus to put make-up on me. She,s forever banging on at me to do it. Strange bloody woman...Have you ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
I'd say an ambitious 3 against a pro keeper and maybe 5 against the sunday league stopperYou find a purse in a supermarket car park. £50 inside plus i.d. of an old woman (in her 70's or so). What do you do with it ?
If her adress was in the purse I'd go straight to her and give it back. If not i'd give it to the police without removing anything from the purse.have you ever been to a concert that left you with ears ringing for days?
No, but saw PIL live and the bass in the song Religion made the venue vibrate.Will we finish above Everton?
I don't think we will.When do you reckon we'll be back in European competitions?
Crosby Nick never fails.
Yes. When I think you're not looking.Are you an addict?
Do you like our manager?
You should literally be skinned for such a fucking daft answer
Rice and tinned stewed steak... (I'm poor)Which football teams do you 'support' other than Liverpool?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
A sausage and bean pastie thing, a banana and a banoffee cake thing.If there was another world war, would you fight if you weren't forced to?
No. If you could only take 1 drug for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Xmas time. Not because I celebrate it but because work days are shorter and everyone takes days off so I have the office to myself. And it's generally a cheery timeGet mauled to death by a grizzly bear or drown while trapped inside a car?
Springtime is when all things come to life again. Trees, flowers, the grass turns green etc. But also the bugs come out. What is your favorite hate-bug?
Wasps. Hate the fuckers. Is Denzel Washington overrated?
Yes.Will Gareth 'Ronaldo' Bale score tonight?
you mean Gareth 'MessiMaradona' Bale? Sure, he'll score two.Will Luis still be here next season?
Yes!Do you eat meatballs in the IKEA restaurant?
No. Would rahter eat my own meaty balls.Whats your dream holiday destination ?
Mount Everest.Why did you skip my question?
Yep, Spurs just equalised. Reasonably pleased that O'Brien got an assist, he's cheap filler in my fantasy team.What's the easiest way to meet people?
Move to a new city.Why won't people on here give Gareth Bale the credit he deserves?