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Ask the next person a question
« on: July 21, 2011, 12:03:51 AM »
Next person answers then leaves a question

What did you have for breakfast?
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"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons."

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2011, 12:06:32 AM »
Shreddies.

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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2011, 12:10:28 AM »
Because I have an idea for a sitcom.

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2011, 12:12:20 AM »
Because I have an idea for a sitcom.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2011, 12:14:35 AM »
I have bonjela.

Will that suffice?
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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2011, 12:15:47 AM »
I have bonjela.

Will that suffice?

Depends what you're going to be doing exactly.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2011, 12:18:55 AM »
When I was 13. She was the trophy wife of a professional footballer. That was when footballers had to slum it in middle class housing estates in Surrey.

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2011, 12:20:10 AM »
Never tried it so cannot give you an answer there

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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2011, 12:21:35 AM »
Never tried it so cannot give you an answer there

Have you ever been arrested

Yes. Possession of four joints. Master criminal, I know.

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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2011, 12:23:21 AM »
Yes, actually 2 of them, when i was younger a more carefree and they were drunk and no it wasn't at the same time!

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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2011, 12:23:58 AM »
Yes Man City Away 2007, Friend of a Friend got me a ticket in their end and gave me it for free so i took it

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2011, 12:27:57 AM »
Yes Man City Away 2007, Friend of a Friend got me a ticket in their end and gave me it for free so i took it

Have you ever sold out a mate for a woman?

Depends what you mean by 'sold out'?

Have you ever sold out your woman for a mate?
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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2011, 12:28:23 AM »
My current gf my best mate liked her first, does that count?

ever done a runner from a taxi/restaurant etc?
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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2011, 12:28:44 AM »
Depends what you mean by 'sold out'?

Have you ever sold out your woman for a mate?
I've sold many a woman for a quick buck, but never for a mate.

How profusely do you sweat?
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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2011, 12:29:35 AM »
Make myself omnipotent for more than a day. Obvious really.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2011, 12:32:58 AM »


Make myself omnipotent for more than a day. Obvious really.

Which Tomorrow's World presenter gave you the horn?



Liz Bonnin.

Have you ever killed something deliberately? (Bigger than insects)

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2011, 12:34:16 AM »

Liz Bonnin.

Have you ever killed something deliberately? (Bigger than insects)

An Oracle process.

Who was the fittest member of the Blake's 7 cast?

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2011, 12:46:25 AM »
An Oracle process.

Who was the fittest member of the Blake's 7 cast?

Never watched it.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2011, 01:56:23 AM »
Never watched it.

How many fora are you a member of?

RAWK is the only forum I post on and visit daily.

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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2011, 02:00:44 AM »
RAWK is the only forum I post on and visit daily.

What's the worst job you've ever had?

Telesales.

The company I worked for was actually part of an "expose" on shite welsh tele the other week.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2011, 02:03:56 AM »
Stare at my tits.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2011, 02:05:14 AM »


If you were a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?
I'd pretend my name was Loola and post a load of shite on here..

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2011, 02:12:34 AM »
I'd pretend my name was Loola and post a load of shite on here..

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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2011, 02:38:43 AM »
Most animals don't drink alcohol.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2011, 02:51:57 AM »
I took it when I was leaving yer mum's...was lashing out yer know.....

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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2011, 03:28:25 AM »
Yeah but the nasty pubic cheese

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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2011, 03:32:32 AM »
Water, natures own elixir. 

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2011, 07:19:05 AM »
No, Bonos self righteousness would prevent you.

Tea or coffee?

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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2011, 08:05:03 AM »
coffee. tea makes me ill.

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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2011, 08:05:13 AM »
Hot chocolate.

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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2011, 08:12:03 AM »
coffee. tea makes me ill.

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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2011, 12:30:16 PM »
DC. No point having air con in England.

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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2011, 12:33:03 PM »
I stand. Recently though I have been trying the technique of clenching my bum cheeks together with a piece of loo roll inbetween. Really find it gets everything in one good clench. Although you do have to use the right amount of toilet paper, otherwise it can just get nasty.

Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo?
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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2011, 12:49:56 PM »
I stand. Recently though I have been trying the technique of clenching my bum cheeks together with a piece of loo roll inbetween. Really find it gets everything in one good clench. Although you do have to use the right amount of toilet paper, otherwise it can just get nasty.

Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo?

Nope, I just spit on it.

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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2011, 12:52:03 PM »
Nope, I just spit on it.

If I gave you 10 would you lick a bus?
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2011, 01:11:11 PM »
on a scale on 1-10 i'de give er 5...

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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2011, 01:21:27 PM »
Nope, I just spit on it.

If I gave you 10 would you lick a bus?

double my money & I'll chow down on one of the numerous squashed flies that it's twatted.

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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2011, 01:26:59 PM »
double my money & I'll chow down on one of the numerous squashed flies that it's twatted.

If you suddenly had a ludicrously large amount of money (billions) what would you do right now? Limit yourself to realistically the next hour.

Go on a spending spree. Clothes, property, you name it, and I'll pay Poulsen's wages for the next 5 years.

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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2011, 01:27:04 PM »
double my money & I'll chow down on one of the numerous squashed flies that it's twatted.

If you suddenly had a ludicrously large amount of money (billions) what would you do right now? Limit yourself to realistically the next hour.


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Re: Ask the next person a question.........
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2011, 01:30:05 PM »
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