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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2018, 08:10:03 AM »
I try to use the disabled trap in our work, its much more spacious and the bog is higher up so my poor old back doesn't suffer crouching down.

Another thing regarding this subject that annoys me is our cleaners in work just walk into the urinals and shout "ANYONE IN HERE!", well yes actually, you can see us all stood there pissing away, so how about shouting from the doorway!

Although not really a 'toilet story',  I once went to Sayers on Great Homer Street to buy a pasty and when I pulled up outside the lady who worked there was stood outside smoking away. Imagine my fucking disgust when she stubbed the fag out in a bin and proceeded to go back into the shop and pick the pasty out of the display and put it in a bag, without even washing her hands!

I don't smoke and it literally turned my stomach, the pasty got lashed in the bin and I found a chippy instead.  :-\

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2018, 09:50:12 AM »
I try to use the disabled trap in our work, its much more spacious and the bog is higher up so my poor old back doesn't suffer crouching down.

Another thing regarding this subject that annoys me is our cleaners in work just walk into the urinals and shout "ANYONE IN HERE!", well yes actually, you can see us all stood there pissing away, so how about shouting from the doorway!

Although not really a 'toilet story',  I once went to Sayers on Great Homer Street to buy a pasty and when I pulled up outside the lady who worked there was stood outside smoking away. Imagine my fucking disgust when she stubbed the fag out in a bin and proceeded to go back into the shop and pick the pasty out of the display and put it in a bag, without even washing her hands!

I don't smoke and it literally turned my stomach, the pasty got lashed in the bin and I found a chippy instead.  :-\



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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2018, 10:13:42 AM »
Not the most unhygienic thing to have happened outside Greggs on RAWK.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2018, 10:18:48 AM »
Mind you, I really hate it when I see people licking their fingers having just clumsily ate something and then going on to handle stuff that you have to handle, it's equally disgusting, but they seem to rarely realise. I mean if I yocked on my fingers and the picked up a pen and handed it to them what would they think?...


I hate that disgusting thing where people lick there fingers while turning the pages of paper, my Ma used to do it, father in law did and people at work do it too. The pages will turn without your saliva thanks.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2018, 10:19:46 AM »
Not the most unhygienic thing to have happened outside Greggs on RAWK.

He never did say if he washed his hands after.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2018, 11:15:02 AM »
What the fuck is up with gents pissing all over the toilet seat as well? Is it that hard to lift it up you inconsiderate c*nt?
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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2018, 11:22:13 AM »
What the fuck is up with gents pissing all over the toilet seat as well? Is it that hard to lift it up you inconsiderate c*nt?

Why do men even go in the cubicle when there are urinals available?

Best thing I've seen was in Bruges, went in the toilet of this restaurant, no urinal just a bog. Before you sat down, you pressed a button and the seat revolved through this washer, so nice clean fresh seat.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2018, 11:34:22 AM »
Why do men even go in the cubicle when there are urinals available?

Best thing I've seen was in Bruges, went in the toilet of this restaurant, no urinal just a bog. Before you sat down, you pressed a button and the seat revolved through this washer, so nice clean fresh seat.

Worked in some offices where there were no urinals, just cubicles. Although maybe I was just using the Ladies.

Some badly designed urinals can cause some bad splashback though which nobody wants.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2018, 11:49:52 AM »
Home: just avoid handles, I use a sleeve or something.
At work, self contained toilets are best. i.e. a room with lock with just 1 bog/basin in.
For number 2: clean the toilet&bidet using Dettol spray and paper towel, line toilet with paper towel, use paper towel to touch soap dispenser/taps/door handles etc.

If using a public toilet, only number 1s and use paper towel or bog roll for taps/open door.

Wash hands at least twice.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2018, 11:51:11 AM »
Home: just avoid handles, I use a sleeve or something.
At work, self contained toilets are best. i.e. a room with lock with just 1 bog/basin in.
For number 2: clean the toilet&bidet using Dettol spray and paper towel, line toilet with paper towel, use paper towel to touch soap dispenser/taps/door handles etc.

If using a public toilet, only number 1s and use paper towel or bog roll for taps/open door.

Wash hands at least twice.

Christ, what dirty bastard do you live with?!

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2018, 11:52:18 AM »
Christ, what dirty bastard do you live with?!

Work Nick, home is the first one. I don't trust the kids so still avoid touching the handles!

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2018, 12:12:21 PM »
Worked in some offices where there were no urinals, just cubicles. Although maybe I was just using the Ladies.

Some badly designed urinals can cause some bad splashback though which nobody wants.

We are now allowed to wear shorts at work (no air con the tight fisted twats) so you have to be really really careful when wearing light coloured shorts...

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2018, 12:12:35 PM »
Why do men even go in the cubicle when there are urinals available?

Best thing I've seen was in Bruges, went in the toilet of this restaurant, no urinal just a bog. Before you sat down, you pressed a button and the seat revolved through this washer, so nice clean fresh seat.

Plot twist: the seat washer was piss
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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2018, 12:28:12 PM »
We are now allowed to wear shorts at work (no air con the tight fisted twats) so you have to be really really careful when wearing light coloured shorts...

Unhealthy splashbacks

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2018, 01:21:40 PM »
I live in Spain and weirdly thereís some bogs that have a shitter and a urinal next to each other with no cublicle. Itís odd Iím yet to walk in to take a piss in the urinal whilst some fella is there taking a dump thankfully.
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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2018, 01:33:26 PM »
I live in Spain and weirdly thereís some bogs that have a shitter and a urinal next to each other with no cublicle. Itís odd Iím yet to walk in to take a piss in the urinal whilst some fella is there taking a dump thankfully.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2018, 03:10:09 PM »
Home: just avoid handles, I use a sleeve or something.
At work, self contained toilets are best. i.e. a room with lock with just 1 bog/basin in.
For number 2: clean the toilet&bidet using Dettol spray and paper towel, line toilet with paper towel, use paper towel to touch soap dispenser/taps/door handles etc.

If using a public toilet, only number 1s and use paper towel or bog roll for taps/open door.

Wash hands at least twice.


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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2018, 03:20:39 PM »

How are the plans for the Spruce Goose coming along?



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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2018, 03:22:11 PM »
I live in Spain and weirdly thereís some bogs that have a shitter and a urinal next to each other with no cublicle. Itís odd Iím yet to walk in to take a piss in the urinal whilst some fella is there taking a dump thankfully.

there are a few toilets like that in New York, especially in bars

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2018, 03:30:17 PM »

How are the plans for the Spruce Goose coming along?
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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2018, 03:35:50 PM »
I live in Spain and weirdly there’s some bogs that have a shitter and a urinal next to each other with no cublicle. It’s odd I’m yet to walk in to take a piss in the urinal whilst some fella is there taking a dump thankfully.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2018, 04:14:10 PM »
I live in Spain and weirdly thereís some bogs that have a shitter and a urinal next to each other with no cublicle. Itís odd Iím yet to walk in to take a piss in the urinal whilst some fella is there taking a dump thankfully.

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2018, 10:44:53 PM »
Just depends if I piss on my hands if I wash them. Otherwise I'm off. 1 in 5, which looks to be above average. ;D

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Re: The Etiquette Of The Gentlemens' Public Bathroom
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2018, 01:58:13 AM »
That's utopia for soxfan.
I'd stand at the urinal and swing my giant dong from side to side to intimidate the poor sap sitting down. It would be an immaculately clean dong though of course. ;)
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