Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[redgriffin73]

Must be annoying if he's watching Television X when you're having a game of Dominos with your Aunty.

[redgriffin73]

Fucking hell, whatever happened to actually enjoying the game ?

My nephew wears glasses and I've regularly heard parents scream at their kids to aim for his eyes/glasses on purpose. Beggars belief.

[Alan_X]

Was only joking with lankyguy007, I really don't care which one. 

I know..

[BER]

When fuckers don't rinse out their bowl after weetabix.

[Snail]

When fuckers don't rinse out their bowl after weetabix.

Or, as happened to me frequently at uni, when people use your dishes and cutlery and then don't even bother to so much as rinse it, so you come home to crusty plates piled up by the sink. It eventually led to me having to become one of "those" people who leave a note on the cupboard saying "don't mind you using my stuff, but please wash it up when you're finished".

... They ignored it.

[Motty]

Sturridge's fucking injury prone thigh.

[Elmo!]

Sturridge's fucking injury prone thigh.

This is supposed to be about small things. 

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Steven Naismith the little albino twat

[lauz]

Seeing people who are wearing trousers about 2 inches too short.

[wampa1]

Seeing people who are wearing trousers about 2 inches too short.

When I was at school we would ask those people if their cat had died which to this day I don't understand.

[Mumm-Ra]

When I was at school we would ask those people if their cat had died which to this day I don't understand.

Ha, it's because their kecks are at half-mast. You're welcome 

[telekon]

Seeing people who are wearing trousers about 2 inches too short.

Seeing people who are waering trousers that are too long. Especially those that are so long that they curl at the boots, or even worse, drag into the ground like a fucking cleaning broom.

[The Flying Pig]

Had some daft cow nearly drive into me today because she couldn't see out of her fucking windscreen the fucking idiot.

The cows drive cars? Isn't education wonderful?

[McrRed]

At least he got out of the car, he could easily have just lobbed them out the window.

(I must point out that I'm not defending the Manc, wouldn't piss on one if he was ablaze)

Bastards who just walked past when my nylon shirt caught fire...

[wampa1]

That fucking fashion trend of buttoning your shirt all the way to top.

Put a tie on, you bells.

[Caston]

Agreed.


Mitch

[wampa1]

Work is starting to do my head in at the minute.  We have all this ridiculous targets that we have IMPOSED UPON OURSELVES and
if we fail to meet those targets we PUNISH OURSELVES.  I'd understand if these were targets imposed on us by clients and liable
to financial pelanty, but these are internal audits that we perform ourselves on targets that we arbitrarily made up whilst sat
around in a meeting one day.  They are of no benefit to the clients and in fact hinder our performance as they add unecessary
layers of admin that delay and complicate the real work.  It's a weird culture that I can't wrap my head around.

[Maggie May]

Work is starting to do my head in at the minute.  We have all this ridiculous targets that we have IMPOSED UPON OURSELVES and
if we fail to meet those targets we PUNISH OURSELVES.  I'd understand if these were targets imposed on us by clients and liable
to financial pelanty, but these are internal audits that we perform ourselves on targets that we arbitrarily made up whilst sat
around in a meeting one day.  They are of no benefit to the clients and in fact hinder our performance as they add unecessary
layers of admin that delay and complicate the real work.  It's a weird culture that I can't wrap my head around.

Interesting.  Very strange admittedly, but still .... Has the idea of wearing hair shirts been suggested or a lash for personal flaggilation at all?  Or for a group thing you could make a ring and lash the person in front with birch twigs on their bare backs?  Hope these suggestions help.   

[AndyInVA]

That fucking fashion trend of buttoning your shirt all the way to top.

Put a tie on, you bells.

Bizarrely that always gets me as well.  I always wonder who taught these kids about style and how in gods name looking in a mirror doesn't tell them what they need to know. They look like divs

[AndyInVA]

to financial pelanty, but these are internal audits that we perform ourselves on targets that we arbitrarily

People who pelanty instead of penalty, what are we, aged 5

[Fighting Irishman]

People who put their 'L'  plates on backwards /upside down..... Seriously, if you can't manage that you shouldn't be allowed drive a car!

[Card Cheat]

When I was at school we would ask those people if their cat had died which to this day I don't understand.

It was always budgies round our way. Cats were a bit too nouveau riche.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

People who put their 'L'  plates on backwards /upside down..... Seriously, if you can't manage that you shouldn't be allowed drive a car!

I have never seen this.

[Crosby Nick]

People who put their 'L'  plates on backwards /upside down..... Seriously, if you can't manage that you shouldn't be allowed drive a car!

I bet they're crap at Tetris too.

[.adam]

Seeing people who are wearing trousers about 2 inches too short.

Ha, it's because their kecks are at half-mast. You're welcome 

It was always budgies round our way. Cats were a bit too nouveau riche.

We used to ask them if the floods were coming.

[Elzar]

People who pelanty instead of penalty, what are we, aged 5

People who put their 'L'  plates on backwards /upside down..... Seriously, if you can't manage that you shouldn't be allowed drive a car!

2 consecutive posters disgruntled with the positioning of the letter L.

[Card Cheat]

2 consecutive posters disgruntled with the positioning of the letter L.

Gally Rineker

[paulrazor]

Gally Rineker

Liverpool

I swopped the first L with the last one

[Crosby Nick]

Liverpool

I swopped the first L with the last one

Shouldn't that be liverpooL?

[Red Viper]

Shouldn't that be liverpooL?

Nah, this is just a case of you being sensitive.

[telekon]

That fucking fashion trend of buttoning your shirt all the way to top.

Put a tie on, you bells.

Haha, I've been doing that for many years. For me there's nothing worse than someone wearing a bad fitting shirt (often too large) with two buttons unbottoned like they're about to audition for Saturday Night Fever part II.

[Barneylfc∗]

People bringing their newborn babies into work. Fuck off

People bringing their newborn babies into work and stopping to talk to people they wouldn't otherwise talk to. Fuck off.

[Toshack_Keegan_One_Nil]

"My bad."

Whoever started saying that needs a fucking slap. Speak properly for Christ's sake. How hard is it to say "my fault" or "my mistake"?

[WhoHe]

People bringing their newborn babies into work. Fuck off

People bringing their newborn babies into work and stopping to talk to people they wouldn't otherwise talk to. Fuck off.

We have a winner.
People always think their babies are interesting to other people - they're not.

[paulrazor]

People bringing their newborn babies into work. Fuck off

People bringing their newborn babies into work and stopping to talk to people they wouldn't otherwise talk to. Fuck off.

what did you expect when you applied for a job in a maternity ward?

[WEST HAM PAUL]

This

Some of the yoof of today just can't talk pwaper . Speak inglish u twats

[lauz]

Seeing people who are waering trousers that are too long. Especially those that are so long that they curl at the boots, or even worse, drag into the ground like a fucking cleaning broom.

that's annoying too, but I don't really see that on people over the age of 16 to be honest

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Seeing people who are waering trousers that are too long. Especially those that are so long that they curl at the boots, or even worse, drag into the ground like a fucking cleaning broom.

Skater haters gonna hate...

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

This
Some of the yoof of today just can't talk pwaper . Speak inglish u twats

'Bare' - what the fuck is that all about, eh?

[Cochise]

I live in Manchester and a lot of people say bokkle instead of bottle, hospickle instead of hospital and lickle instead of little.

I tend to hate these people.