Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Barneylfc∗]

When the train conductor walks past you when you ask for a ticket because the train is at a stop, leaves your carriage, then walks up to the next carriage before getting back on. Should get the journey for free if he hasn't made his way back before my stop. Gobshite.

[J_Kopite]

The comment sections underneath Guardian articles on football - I think they might be worse than those on YouTube and that's saying something.

[Phil M]

Overly sensitive touch screen on my phone. 
Most mornings when I get up, I'll spend a few minutes looking on the BBC news website, catching up on what's going on in the world.

Trying to scroll down the page, and every time I try to scroll down, as soon as my finger in within a millimetre of the screen, the phone interprets this as I want to click on an article.

About a dozen times I've tried to scroll down, just to be presented with a dozen article I've no interest in reading, what so ever.

Aaaaah!  Just fuck off will you.  Who cares if someone I've never heared of has just died, or the price of chickens in South East Asia. 

When you open a web page and the site is sluggish to load and you click on a link that you didn't want to because the page skips loading slowly causes your cursor to be in the wrong place which opens up a new tab.

Drives me fookin mad.

First world problems eh?

(Also hate people who use that phrase - not sure why I did, pissed off with myself now - bah!)

 

[Rysoph76]

Overly sticky adhesive labels on things which really don't need overly sticky adhesive labels on them.

Crockery being the main victim.

Worse when those sticky adhesive items are on clothes and you don't notice and they go through the wash and ruin said clothing item 

[Red Beret]

Needy people.

Attention seeking people.

'Let me post something to get a reaction' Kind of people.

A dangerous situation for people like me with personality disorders.  Too often we're viewed as being manipulative and attention seeking where all we're trying to do is communicate.  Amazing how even front line medical personnel are ignorant of basic mental health issues like this.  Fortunately the psychotherapy unit where i receive treatment is launching an outreach programme to try and educate people about stuff like this.

(Not getting at you btw, just that your post prompted me to share )

[Andy Hunter]

This choker trend, it came out of nowhere.

I really don't understand the meaning behind wearing such thing.

[Statto Red]

Overly sensitive touch screen on my phone. 


Most mornings when I get up, I'll spend a few minutes looking on the BBC news website, catching up on what's going on in the world.

Trying to scroll down the page, and every time I try to scroll down, as soon as my finger in within a millimetre of the screen, the phone interprets this as I want to click on an article.

About a dozen times I've tried to scroll down, just to be presented with a dozen article I've no interest in reading, what so ever.


Aaaaah!  Just fuck off will you.  Who cares if someone I've never heared of has just died, or the price of chickens in South East Asia. 

 
BBC site is a right pain in the arse constantly jumping when the site is loading, i regally clicking articles i don't want to read because of the jumping when loading.when it's the article underneath that one that i do want to read.

[McrRed]

This choker trend, it came out of nowhere.

I really don't understand the meaning behind wearing such thing.

Light bdsm? From reddit: a black belt in giving blow jobs...
God help us if the youth actually know that.

[tubby]

Cash machines not giving me notes that are all the same way round.

[Medellin]

When a wasp somehow finds its way in your vehicle when driving & particularly when you are in no position to stop pronto
3rd lane on queens drive..about 30mph & traffic chocker inside lanes.    .

[paulrazor]

When a wasp somehow finds its way in your vehicle when driving & particularly when you are in no position to stop pronto
3rd lane on queens drive..about 30mph & traffic chocker inside lanes.    .

somebody claimed to have crashed because of this.

my mam parked in the phoenix park dublin and went off for the day. witnesses said a car went out of control and they wrote my mams car off. think they tried to drive off. few people who saw it said the one that crashed smelled of drink. her excuse was a wasp caused her to lose control


there were some complete morons about this morning. wankers pulling into overtaking lane then doing 50 mph to overtake something doing 49mph. 2-3 miles stuck behind one clown. nearly missed my turn off on motorway.

[The Bournemouth Red]

Booking tickets for the Southampton Beer festival and then realising it's the same day as the first Lions test against NZ.

No way I can do a proper all-dayer anymore, not at my age.

[Nitramdorf]

Booking tickets for the Southampton Beer festival and then realising it's the same day as the first Lions test against NZ.

No way I can do a proper all-dayer anymore, not at my age.

All-dayer, theres a phrase I haven't used in a few years. I miss them.

[Medellin]

her excuse was a wasp caused her to lose control

Is it possible the wasp flew in pissed after an 'all-dayer' & the other driver ate it causing the smell of drink & subsequently got pissed & crashed?

[paulrazor]

Is it possible the wasp flew in pissed after an 'all-dayer' & the other driver ate it causing the smell of drink & subsequently got pissed & crashed?

[Haemoglobin]

How I keep missing the word 'to' out in my posts and emails, and not noticing until ages later.

fuck is that about?

[Statto Red]

Losing Remote Controls, put mine down last night when i switched the TV off, now i cant find the fucking thing.

[afc tukrish]

How I keep missing the word 'to' out in my posts and emails, and not noticing until ages later.

fuck is that about?

You've got be more careful

[paulrazor]

How I keep missing the word 'to' out in my posts and emails, and not noticing until ages later.

fuck is that about?

be worse if you were a chuckle brother

Losing Remote Controls, put mine down last night when i switched the TV off, now i cant find the fucking thing.

abiding memory of childhood. i swear my dad used to turn into the incredible hulk when the remote went missing.

it wound him up something serious. literally almost crying with anger.

wonder where i get it from

[rowan_d]

Bugs that fly directly into your eyeball, necessitating removal as they get trapped under the eyelids. Ended up having to use an interdontal brush to hook the little bastards.

[CraigDS]

Hotels which have glass doors on the bathroom. Or worse yet glass doors which have a massive gap all around the bottom and sides.

If I wanted my missus to be subjected to me taking a 10 pint, black paella shit I'd do so by choosing to leave the door open. Not because you've got all arty with the room design.

[RJ320]

Applying for loads of jobs and not even hearing back from one recruiter.

[Tesco tearaway]

Hotels which have glass doors on the bathroom. Or worse yet glass doors which have a massive gap all around the bottom and sides.
If I wanted my missus to be subjected to me taking a 10 pint, black paella shit I'd do so by choosing to leave the door open.
 Not because you've got all arty with the room design.

That reminds me of Egypt sooo much 

[Crosby Nick]

That reminds me of Egypt sooo much 

It's Craig the FSG employee. He's just given the Salah game away.

Welcome to Anfield Mo!

[J_Kopite]

Amazon delivery twats – it’s looking like I won’t receive a game I pre-ordered months ago on release day which means I’ll have to trek to GAME (if they haven’t sold out) in order to get it tomorrow.

I normally wouldn’t mind but I’ve got a whole weekend booked up except for tomorrow where I was planning to eat junk food and play through the night.

[The Bournemouth Red]

Applying for loads of jobs and not even hearing back from one recruiter.

That sucks, a bit of common courtesy doesn't go amiss and takes no time.

Good luck with the job search.

[Titi Camara]

Getting home to a house that about 30 degrees....open the back door and all the windows to get some much needed fresh air/cool the place down but nearby farmers have been muck spreading!

So I either roast my tits off or the house gets to smell like a fucking sewerage plant! Nice!

[Medellin]

Ebay items with shite arse false descriptions.

'Genuine' brand & its a fucking compatible.

Dispute likely..

[KillieRed]

Donald Trump, tiny man.

[Tesco tearaway]

wHEN THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, AND YOU'RE REALLY SLOW AT TYPING, AND HAVE TO REWRITE EVERYTHING AGAIN!!! 

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Afternoon naps. Always feel more tired than before I took the nap, horrible feeling.

Have a shot of Red Bull 10 minutes after you've fallen asleep and another 10 minutes before you wake up and you'll feel like a million bucks.

[Brian Blessed]

wHEN THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, AND YOU'RE REALLY SLOW AT TYPING, AND HAVE TO REWRITE EVERYTHING AGAIN!!! 

Do you have Word? They put a function in where you can highlight text and change it to sentence case, lowercase, etc.

[Medellin]

Getting 2/3 in a treble bet..Buxted Dream just let me down for £370.

Beaten by a nose by the sound of it too.

[Tesco tearaway]

Do you have Word? They put a function in where you can highlight text and change it to sentence case, lowercase, etc.

Brilliant!
Just tried it in Wordpad and it works a treat

Just realised I'd had to type out the words in lower case to replace the upper case ones 

[Fiasco]

Baby showers, gender reveals, baby bores on social media. All of that shite. It seems nowadays people (mainly the younger generation) have a baby to show the world they have a baby, and to tell everyone how amazing their baby is and update everyone 9 times a day about its name, the clothes it will wear, when it last kicked and how many hairs it has on its head.

Am I being a c*nt here? It fucking does my head in. I know we're in the 21st century, social media is a way of life now but I just don't recognise this world. Maybe I was born in the wrong era.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

My penis

[keano7]

Baby showers, gender reveals, baby bores on social media. All of that shite. It seems nowadays people (mainly the younger generation) have a baby to show the world they have a baby, and to tell everyone how amazing their baby is and update everyone 9 times a day about its name, the clothes it will wear, when it last kicked and how many hairs it has on its head.

Am I being a c*nt here? It fucking does my head in. I know we're in the 21st century, social media is a way of life now but I just don't recognise this world. Maybe I was born in the wrong era.

No you're absolutely spot on. These people are the worst kind of attention seekers. Announce your having a baby and take a picture a few days after you get home and that should be that. Why am I interested in your baby toddling around the park? The people that continually 'like' these pics are just as bad!

[El Lobo]

Baby showers, gender reveals, baby bores on social media. All of that shite. It seems nowadays people (mainly the younger generation) have a baby to show the world they have a baby, and to tell everyone how amazing their baby is and update everyone 9 times a day about its name, the clothes it will wear, when it last kicked and how many hairs it has on its head.

Am I being a c*nt here? It fucking does my head in. I know we're in the 21st century, social media is a way of life now but I just don't recognise this world. Maybe I was born in the wrong era.

I can't remember if I posted almost this exact thing a few days ago, but obviously didn't.

There's a girl (well, woman) who I went uni with and honestly, she films EVERYTHING her kid does. He's like two, and he's a cute kid. And I get it's nice to record certain moments, but to me it'll be like 'remember when I filmed you chasing them ducks? Remember when I filmed you at the zoo? Remember us filming you alone on that bouncy castle?'. There was one the other day of the duck chase, and this kids chasing a couple of ducks and he's got his mum AND two of her mates all filming him, snap chatting him, instagramming him. Sure enough, few hours later they've all posted bear identical videos with various # and not one of them actually interacting with the poor kid.

[So… Howard Philips]

No you're absolutely spot on. These people are the worst kind of attention seekers. Announce your having a baby and take a picture a few days after you get home and that should be that. Why am I interested in your baby toddling around the park? The people that continually 'like' these pics are just as bad!

I suppose it's natural to be proud of your own biological offspring but for other people to "like" them, particularly if they haven't met them, is creepy.

[Big Red Richie]

I can't remember if I posted almost this exact thing a few days ago, but obviously didn't.

There's a girl (well, woman) who I went uni with and honestly, she films EVERYTHING her kid does. He's like two, and he's a cute kid. And I get it's nice to record certain moments, but to me it'll be like 'remember when I filmed you chasing them ducks? Remember when I filmed you at the zoo? Remember us filming you alone on that bouncy castle?'. There was one the other day of the duck chase, and this kids chasing a couple of ducks and he's got his mum AND two of her mates all filming him, snap chatting him, instagramming him. Sure enough, few hours later they've all posted bear identical videos with various # and not one of them actually interacting with the poor kid.

I've seen that film.  The Truman Show.