Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[RJ320]

Afternoon naps. Always feel more tired than before I took the nap, horrible feeling.

[So… Howard Philips]

Afternoon naps. Always feel more tired than before I took the nap, horrible feeling.

Spot on. They always feel great as you drift off to sleep but you wake up feeling shit.

[redbyrdz]

Afternoon naps. Always feel more tired than before I took the nap, horrible feeling.

Spot on. They always feel great as you drift off to sleep but you wake up feeling shit.

You're sleeping too long. Keep it to less than 30 minutes if you struggle with it. Otherwise you drift into deep sleep and you'll either feel knackered when you wake up, or need to sleep a lot longer.

[Tesco tearaway]

Have a shot of espresso as you are falling asleep, and keep the nap to about twenty min's.
By the time you wake up the espresso has kicked in and gives you an extra boost.

[Medellin]

When you park your arse for a No2 & you get a knock/shout almost immediately.

[rob1966]

Your 8 yr old son bursting into your room at quarter past 11 (an hour after he went to bed and should have been well asleep) while you are doing the deed with the light on. "I could hear Mummy making all these strange noises".

He#s not mentioned it today so hoping he's forgotten.

[Billy The Kid]

Can any fellow guitar players tell me why plectrums have such an uncanny ability to magically vanish into thin air when dropped on the floor? 

[paulrazor]

Afternoon naps. Always feel more tired than before I took the nap, horrible feeling.

worse is when someone wakes you up 4 seconds into said nap

When you park your arse for a No2 & you get a knock/shout almost immediately.

cleaner in an old job was an absolute bitch for this. You'd be about to unload the cargo and she would barge in. Would put you off something you'd be looking forward all day too

[paulrazor]

John Terrys farewell today

Cringe

[rob1966]

Went out to wash my car and there are the tell tale scratches that some fuckers mangy cat has been on the bonnet. Fucking fuming, first time I've had a proper nice car and its getting damaged by some other c*nts property.

Fucking owning cats should be banned unless you keep the fuckers in the house.

[Medellin]

Went out to wash my car and there are the tell tale scratches that some fuckers mangy cat has been on the bonnet. Fucking fuming, first time I've had a proper nice car and its getting damaged by some other c*nts property.

Fucking owning cats should be banned unless you keep the fuckers in the house.

One of my neighbours has 5 cats & they relentlessly mark their territory,it drives me bonkers. Absolutely despise cats now.
My other neighbours are chinese,their back door & windows are always open & almost permanently eminating food smells..yep you guessed it,i fucking hate chinese food.

[Barneylfc∗]

Went out to wash my car and there are the tell tale scratches that some fuckers mangy cat has been on the bonnet. Fucking fuming, first time I've had a proper nice car and its getting damaged by some other c*nts property.

Fucking owning cats should be banned unless you keep the fuckers in the house.

I had cats for years. My kid has 5 with his ma at the minute. Lived in a street where at least 4 other residents out of 12 households owned cats. Never ever did I see a cat on a car. I don't think in my whole life I've seen a cat on a car now I think about it. Are you certain it's a cat? Nothing else it could be?

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

I had cats for years. My kid has 5 with his ma at the minute. Lived in a street where at least 4 other residents out of 12 households owned cats. Never ever did I see a cat on a car. I don't think in my whole life I've seen a cat on a car now I think about it. Are you certain it's a cat? Nothing else it could be?

Cats deffo like cars mate, I've often seen one curled up on a hot bonnet. They are heat-seeking furballs a lot of the time after all.

They do more often go underneath cars though. Where they can still get the warmth but go unseen.

[rob1966]

I had cats for years. My kid has 5 with his ma at the minute. Lived in a street where at least 4 other residents out of 12 households owned cats. Never ever did I see a cat on a car. I don't think in my whole life I've seen a cat on a car now I think about it. Are you certain it's a cat? Nothing else it could be?

Yeah deffo a cat, have seen them on the wife's car in the past and seen the same scratches. She's not fussed about her car as its been bashed by her enough, mine is an immaculate x type jag

[Crosby Nick]

My kid has 5 with his ma at the minute.

Explains a lot.

[rob1966]

For the last few hours the Mancs have had at least two large corporate helicopters ferrying corporates from Manc airport to the ground, its been constant for about 4 hours now. The noise is doing my head in and why can't the c*nts just get a coach rather than fucking showing off how much money they have?

[Mumm-Ra]

One of my neighbours has 5 cats & they relentlessly mark their territory,it drives me bonkers. Absolutely despise cats now.
My other neighbours are chinese,their back door & windows are always open & almost permanently eminating food smells..yep you guessed it,i fucking hate chinese food.

Well give it some time and the Chinese might eliminate one of your problems

[gerrardisgod]

Ordered a bed five days ago, receive a call twenty minutes before delivery saying the mattress is out of stock. Thanks for the heads up.

[Barneylfc∗]

Parallel parking. I've been driving 5 years and I still can't do it.

[El Lobo]

Parallel parking. I've been driving 5 years and I still can't do it.

Same here, if I cant drive into a space forward I just avoid it.

[Nessy76]

Or when people do this on the bus/train, in the pub etc.

If you're not going to answer it, don't stare at it and leave it ringing loudly, just press ignore.

If you're getting spammy calls, pressing ignore just tells them the account is live so they will call back. Over and over and over and over

[CraigDS]

People who can't do simple driving manoeuvres being allowed a drivers license.

[Phil M]

People who can't do simple driving manoeuvres being allowed a drivers license.

Barney said he's trying okay!

[Barneylfc∗]

People who can't do simple driving manoeuvres being allowed a drivers license.

It's anything but simple. If the space is big enough, I'll go for it. But I was watching some guy in the car park earlier and he had about a foot either end of the car to work with. Slotted it in perfectly first time. I'd have been there for days.

[Statto Red]

End of the football season when there's no Euros or World Cup to look forward to[i know there's a few finals & Internationals to be played], Summer seems to take forever, can't wait until August when the season starts again, especially the Champions League.

[ToneLa]

The media image of hackers being cringe worthy shit like a bloke in a hood with matrix letters flowing behind him or worse.. Whack Hacker into Google image search for a laugh!



BRB putting a balaclava on to guess your first pet's name

[Buck Pete]

Ordered a bed five days ago, receive a call twenty minutes before delivery saying the mattress is out of stock. Thanks for the heads up.

Not sure if you meant to use those words but perfectly apt

[RJ320]

Always thought this is what hackers look like

[ToneLa]

Always thought this is what hackers look like

That adonis ain't no hacker. He needs a hoodie.

[rob1966]

It's anything but simple. If the space is big enough, I'll go for it. But I was watching some guy in the car park earlier and he had about a foot either end of the car to work with. Slotted it in perfectly first time. I'd have been there for days.

Fit front and reverse parking sensors or a camera, they'll help a lot.

[Oberyn_Martell]

When your ex blocks you for a year then messages you.

[Billy The Kid]

When your ex blocks you for a year then messages you.

I do that all the time

[Caffeine]

Same here, if I cant drive into a space forward I just avoid it.

Glad to see I am not the only awful parker. I was never taught bay parking either and find it a massive mission. Two spaces together is a godsend.

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

Men admitting to not being able to parallel park.

Ban these filth.

[El Lobo]

Glad to see I am not the only awful parker. I was never taught bay parking either and find it a massive mission. Two spaces together is a godsend.

Bay parks a piece of piss, but yeah parallel I just can be bothered remembering the way to do it. I know its easy like, I just cant be arsed.

[Barneylfc∗]

Glad to see I am not the only awful parker. I was never taught bay parking either and find it a massive mission. Two spaces together is a godsend.

Bay parking is easy. Could do that with my eyes closed.

[redk84]

When people say "can't be asked" instead of "can't be arsed"

[Kop307]

I run a small business selling mens clothing. I regularly get messages so stupid they make me want to rip my own face off, and I have to reply in a polite manner.

A woman has just asked me the sizing of a jacket, which I have for sale as a mens 2XL. She asks me the size. So i tell her, 2XL, it has a 50 chest.

"what does that mean?".

Well it means when zipped from pit to pit it measures 25 inches, which is a 50 chest. Measure the jacket he owns and you'll see if this fits.

"He's only been my boyfriend for 2 days, he's quite fat and his jumper says XXL, but yours is 2XL, does this mean XL for 2 people?"

Honestly, I could lob myself out of a fucking window sometimes.

[theredguy03]

When the clocks go forward I groan. The media lovefest over the spring and summer is painful, light evenings who cares? Much nicer gaining an hour's sleep in October.

[CornerFlag]

It's anything but simple. If the space is big enough, I'll go for it. But I was watching some guy in the car park earlier and he had about a foot either end of the car to work with. Slotted it in perfectly first time. I'd have been there for days.

Do you have any markers that you use to get it in?  Like I start turning just before my wing mirror lines up with the handle of the front door I'm next to, then keep looking in the wing mirror until the kerb is about to disappear then start turning back like mad.  Nail it (nearly) every time.