Topic: Liverpool are shite.

[Hazell]

What the hell is Rafa playing at?!? Zonal marking doesn't work , he keeps playing Keane on the left, Skrtel is rubbish (look at his debut), wht did he let Finnan go? I mean, who the hell is Arbeloa? Never heard of him before he came to Liverpool, he must be crap. And all you want from a defensive midfielder is for him to win it and play it simply. Why does Mascherano sometimes go on driving runs? Oh and Reina flaps at crosses.

[Foxhawk]

If we want to keep doing well, we have to start better.  It's good that we've shown the character to be able to come back, but it will catch up to us very quickly if we continue with goalless first half showings.

[bravoco]

If the game was 45mins long, we would be fighting relegation.

I like this thread. That's one of the funniest so far.

[stoa]

Problem with our current squad is that there is not the right balance on the pitch. We have too many players who look really young (Torres, Arbeloa, Aurelio), but we don't have any old fuckers out there. We should have gone for Andy Griffin who looks like a fucking 40-year-old accountant who should be in the crowd with his two kids, but is only one year older than Stevie G (much to my surprise as I've just found out). We have a good balance between good-looking and ugly players, but we have too little balance between old-looking and young-looking players...

[slickman]

17 points not good enough rafa demands perfection the game at villa was there to be won and we should have beaten stoke we should really have 21 points with 7 wins out of 7, the players need to take a good hard look at themselves. Degen is my player of the season so far looks quailty.

[Terry de Niro]

We should play Torres on the wing and bring Le Tallec back as our main striker.

[redprodigal]

If we want to keep doing well, we have to start better.  It's good that we've shown the character to be able to come back, but it will catch up to us very quickly if we continue with goalless first half showings.

Typical daytripper talk mate. Don't agree with you at all, at the moment we know we're gonna be shit for the first 45 mins so me and my mates stay in the pub until half time and then go in for half price when we bung one of the stewards a few notes. If Rafa changes this and we start playing well in the first half I'm gonna start watching Tranmere so don't be such an idiot.

[KevLFC]

Man utd will thrash Fulham and will be 3 behind us. We will lose to Chelsea and Wigan and then Torres will be off to Man City in January as they are a bigger club than us.

[coffeehead]

whats your problem? seriously?

Mate, this is a joking thread; not the place for serious complaints. Geddit?

[Snoopy29]

Ahh right...

Well sorry Sally for driving your woman hormones high sky...
didnt mean to....we kool yeh ?

[redprodigal]

Mate, this is a joking thread; not the place for serious complaints. Geddit?

  Do you reckon he was really serious?

[Snoopy29]

Garcia anyone? or stick with benayoun?

[Dr. Beaker]

Garcia anyone? or stick with benayoun?

That's not funny.

[Snoopy29]

That's not funny.

sorry mate, ill delete it straght away...innit

[SallyCinnamon]

Ahh right...

Well sorry Sally for driving your woman hormones high sky...
didnt mean to....we kool yeh ?

We be cool if you let me bugger you,Yeah ?

[Snoopy29]

We be cool if you let me bugger you,Yeah ?

sounds hot...


 

[nutmeg94]

Won't be long 'til Benitez rotates Torres and loses us easy points, same ol' same ol'.

[Fat Scouser]

Fuckinell, if only I was clever like one of them intellectuals that push each other out of the way to slag off Rafa and Kuyt, I'd write some letters that make a snide sniggering sound when you read them

[RedBoywonder]

Our fullbacks are shite, our ball retention is shite & Keane was a waste of money.

Sack Rafa!

[pelevin]

Problem with our current squad is that there is not the right balance on the pitch. We have too many players who look really young (Torres, Arbeloa, Aurelio), but we don't have any old fuckers out there. We have a good balance between good-looking and ugly players, but we have too little balance between old-looking and young-looking players...

Very true, and could become a real problem. What we want though, to slighty quibble, is one really good looking one to distract opponents- he doesn't have to be any good, and maybe Ribery then to do the damage when they're looking at Mr Lovely.
Keane has kind of an old face for his age. Pity we let Scott Carson go. He was born middle-aged.
I also suggest a player with one leg a bit longer than the other in the side, and maybe one with a slight squint.

[El Campeador]

Skrtel could play on his ripped up knee and still be better than the aging dross we got at the back.

Reina is too short to make it as anything but Snow White's stalker.

Wings? You must be joking. We've got less wings than a Red Bull commercial.

Fire Rafa, I'm sick of this 4-1-9-1-0 formation with Gerrard playing just off Sammy Lee.

[Snoopy29]

Snoopy mate, this ain't a tactical discussion thread. No offence but its totally the wrong thread to take seriously.

mate help me out,

I always get a bad response when I write something, don't want to get flammed again, LOL...
What's this about anyway...not being sarcastic..

[Slave]

sounds hot...
 

[Snoopy29]

...think its abit late for that now...im already getting flamed

[SallyCinnamon]

It's gonna be tight ... Mmmmmmm

[Slave]

If I said that, I would get banned...

But, all I want to add is, we need quality wingers.
Torres is good no doubt, kuyt is effective, but not sure about mascherano and alonso, I mean, can y keep up with pacey players...although we did a good job at man city.

Will someone shoot this fool.

[shanklyboy]

All guns and sharp objects were handed in at the door!

[shanklyboy]

This is us this is!

[Pilchard]

We will be owned by Royal Bank of Scotland next week when they call in their loans and will be playing in Scottish Prem next year.

[BIGdavalad]

We will be owned by Royal Bank of Scotland next week when they call in their loans and will be playing in Scottish Prem next year.

We'd still have no chance up there. St Mirren beat Rangers for fuck's sake, and both of the Old Firm are far better than us. We'll be playing Grenock Morton in a couple of years, mark the space my words might appear in.

[The Armchair]

Should rename it "The Paul Merson" thread.

Fantastic!

Mate of mine is a huge Arsenal fan and he can't stand Merson. How the fuck he gets a job talking about football on Sky is beyond me, he probably can't even remember his career. His knowledge of football was finely showpieced in his spell as manager of Walsall.
He's almost as a big a twat as that fat Manc c*nt from the mail, Steve Curry. Though the biggest c*nt of all has to be that Liverpool hating, lying scumbag Rob Beasley.

Don't want to get over excited by things because I don't think we quite have a title winning team yet. Hope i'm wrong because the look on the faces' of the aforementioned Merson, Curry and Beasley would be priceless!

[CHOPPER]

we should change our kit colour, red is sooo last year.

[Indian Red]

we should change our kit colour, red is sooo last year.

If RAWK had its way Nando would be wearing pink...

[Pilchard]

Somebody should start a Spirit of Souness union.

we went shite once we started shaving our upper lips.

And American owners, thats where the money is.

[stockdam]

With Skrtel out I think Razor should be brought back.

[Indian Red]

And id Nando`s hamstring snaps again, we definitely need someone with equivalent or better pace. Is Sean DUndee still available?

[CHOPPER]

If RAWK had its way Nando would be wearing pink...

the team should swap shirt numbers, that'll confuse the opposition and give us a chance...

in a pink kit of course.

[SallyCinnamon]

If RAWK had its way Nando would be wearing pink...

More like the special camouflage that they had on 'the wrong door'

[shanklyboy]

This is from 'The Spoiler' who is the font of all football knowledge on the interweb.
These 7 points are FACT and just go to show how we've been getting away with murder all season.


Marseille coach Eric Gerets has been getting himself all worked up with worry about the prospect of English clubs dominating the Champions League yet again. The chaps at chickendinner believe he should untwist his knickers, however, as tonight his side should take points off English opposition this season.

Here’s why:

1. Liverpool have failed to win their opening European away game - excluding qualifiers - in six of the last seven seasons.

2. They have already struggled away in Europe this season, drawing 0-0 with Standard Liege.

3. The Reds have scored just one goal in their three away games so far this season.

4. Rafael Benitez’s side have won just three of their last ten on the road.

5. Last season Liverpool took one point from their first three group games combined.

6. Don’t be fooled by their good league start - Liverpool went unbeaten in their first 14 league games last season and had ten points at this stage but still started poorly in Europe.

7. Marseille are unbeaten in their seven Ligue 1 and European games so far this season.

[Bangers N Masch]

We are only scoring in the 2nd half and keep having to come from behind. If the game was 45mins long, we would be fighting relegation.

We will be caught out at some point, and this will cost us 4th place.

the quote in your sig is sheer class.

On Topic, we are a 2-man team, Gerrard and Torres will have bad games, and the rest of our players are pub-standard players, so we will slip away.