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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #280 on: June 8, 2018, 01:48:03 pm »
The 2014 panel :lmao

I had absolutely no memory of how England did in 2014 so googled - fucking hell  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #281 on: June 8, 2018, 03:23:33 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/20/world-cup-2014-england-crash-out

Hodge got the full backing to take England to euro2016 - that ended well as well.  :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #282 on: June 8, 2018, 07:54:07 pm »
I had absolutely no memory of how England did in 2014 so googled - fucking hell  :lmao
Haha I knew they got a spanking off Suárez in the middle but in my mind the rest had become ‘did well against Italy, never really stood a chance of turning it round against Costa Rica’.  I think it’s somehow got muddled up with our own 13/14 run-in.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #283 on: June 14, 2018, 11:47:55 am »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #284 on: June 14, 2018, 12:36:24 pm »
By the way, if you have no idea what the Kicky Kicky Kick Kick thing refers to, it's this piece of genius...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #285 on: June 14, 2018, 05:07:44 pm »
By the way, if you have no idea what the Kicky Kicky Kick Kick thing refers to, it's this piece of genius...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/6UW_fHm7SQo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/6UW_fHm7SQo</a>

The greatest world Cup footie tune ever, if not the greatest football song ever.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #286 on: June 14, 2018, 05:38:33 pm »
By the way, if you have no idea what the Kicky Kicky Kick Kick thing refers to, it's this piece of genius...

Christ that's awful, but weirdly brilliant. For some reason it reminds me a bit of Adam and Joe's Football Song, the one that went something like Ball, ball, ball, footy, footy, footy.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #288 on: June 15, 2018, 11:14:17 am »
Squires' new piece is now up... it's a good 'un :)

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/15/david-squires-on-putin-spain-and-the-world-cup-2018-kick-off

The Begbie panel :lmao :lmao I won't look at the Russian manager the same way again

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #289 on: June 15, 2018, 01:49:49 pm »
The Begbie panel :lmao :lmao I won't look at the Russian manager the same way again

Love the use of the word "chap" as a replacement

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #290 on: June 19, 2018, 01:12:51 pm »
The Clat-Mobile and Griezmann in the new one are great

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #291 on: June 19, 2018, 02:31:34 pm »
The Clat-Mobile and Griezmann in the new one are great

And the Stewart Lee nod (taxi)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #292 on: June 19, 2018, 06:50:42 pm »
By the way, if you have no idea what the Kicky Kicky Kick Kick thing refers to, it's this piece of genius...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/6UW_fHm7SQo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/6UW_fHm7SQo</a>
My wee daughter loves this cartoon and always forces me to dance when the sticky stick song is on  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #294 on: June 26, 2018, 01:29:13 pm »
New one is now up - not enough kicking of the arse's arse for me though...

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/26/david-squires-on-hostility-culture-and-nordic-noir-at-the-world-cup-brazil-germany-var

Some quality ones here. The IKEA panel. The Balkan political conflict wallchart.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #295 on: June 26, 2018, 10:16:23 pm »
Squires does it again!! The Carlos Quirez panel, just brilliant!!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #296 on: June 26, 2018, 11:49:02 pm »
The Batshuayi effort! Fantastic.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #297 on: June 29, 2018, 01:48:18 am »
....Like a tinsel covered wheelie bin""


Hahahaha holy shit this man is a living god.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #298 on: June 29, 2018, 12:03:01 pm »
One of his best for this tournament.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #300 on: June 29, 2018, 09:21:06 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #301 on: June 30, 2018, 09:29:15 am »
Kind of late, but I love the “me”-tattoos on Neymar.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #302 on: July 3, 2018, 11:25:57 am »
"We have to change from doubters to believers"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #303 on: July 3, 2018, 11:40:08 am »
Oh that is sublime!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #304 on: July 3, 2018, 12:09:13 pm »
The Partridge reference at the start is the highlight for me :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #305 on: July 3, 2018, 12:49:34 pm »
Love the Cavani/Suarez.  If that isn’t an advert for real in a month’s time someone isn’t doing their job right.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #306 on: July 3, 2018, 02:19:30 pm »
I always enjoy his use of the phrase 'bell'.  JUst works somehow when applied to modern football.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #307 on: July 3, 2018, 02:33:39 pm »
Someone pointed out in the comments that in the 2nd panel he refers to 'Argentinian and Portuguese Sleeper Blokes'. This is a reference to the guys in the band Sleeper who were not Louise Wener, and so of no interest to anyone whatsoever.  I hadn't heard that phrase before.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #308 on: July 4, 2018, 12:30:20 am »
Mmmm, Louise Wener...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #310 on: July 6, 2018, 11:42:17 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jul/03/david-squires-on-the-world-cup-last-16-drama-so-far?CMP=share_btn_tw

His Fellaini in the last panel is particularly brilliant. As is Big Sam, of course.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #313 on: July 6, 2018, 12:42:54 pm »
The sausage from Grange Hill, that is superb

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #314 on: July 6, 2018, 12:47:41 pm »
The sausage from Grange Hill, that is superb

Ahh now it makes sense!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #316 on: July 6, 2018, 12:50:45 pm »
For those too young or old and forgetful...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #317 on: July 6, 2018, 01:30:02 pm »
The Frottage, band member and Pickford panels are great

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #318 on: July 6, 2018, 02:18:42 pm »
Love the Thomas Turgoose reference.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #319 on: July 6, 2018, 02:22:35 pm »
Maradonna ;D
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