Author Topic: Luis Suarez (Read 546683 times)

Rush 82 · « **Reply #3720 on:** May 14, 2016, 09:54:25 pm »

The man is a machine!

Simplexity · « **Reply #3721 on:** May 14, 2016, 10:07:30 pm »

Can only wonder what could have been if he and Klopp had been here at the same time...

rowan_d · « **Reply #3722 on:** May 14, 2016, 10:12:09 pm »

Quote from: Simplexity on May 14, 2016, 10:07:30 pm

Can only wonder what could have been if he and Klopp had been here at the same time...

Match made in heaven probably

Manager who demands the forwards press and don't stay still for a moment, player who does it for fun

Wonder if Klopp is as forgiving of indiscretions as we were with Suarez though

moondog · « **Reply #3723 on:** May 14, 2016, 11:49:48 pm »

He is the reason I keep doing the California lottery, when I win the $500 million jackpot I am buying him as a gift to LFC , just hoping it can happen soon enough for him to get a decent pre season in .

PIPA23 · « **Reply #3724 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:57:29 am »

Quote from: Simplexity on May 14, 2016, 10:07:30 pm

Can only wonder what could have been if he and Klopp had been here at the same time...

PhiLFC#1 · « **Reply #3725 on:** May 15, 2016, 04:28:40 am »

He's a fucking monster and just keeps getting better, feel privileged to have the best player in the world at our club

PIPA23 · « **Reply #3726 on:** May 15, 2016, 08:28:49 am »

only6times · « **Reply #3727 on:** May 15, 2016, 10:54:22 am »

He is a mingebag though. Got a picture of him with my lad when he was shopping in Sports Direct by the old airport.

Gnurglan · « **Reply #3728 on:** May 15, 2016, 11:51:34 am »

Quote from: riismeister on May 14, 2016, 08:45:05 pm

His goal contribution (goals + assists) to minutes played ratio over the last three seasons has been practically level with Messi and Ronaldo. A goal or assist every 61 minutes over that time, Messi also at 61, Ronaldo at 59.
Difference is the other two have been their teams' main penalty takers during that time, while Luis has not.

Still there are people who think he's not on the same level as the other two. Those people are fools.

No freekicks, no penalties for Suarez. And he gets 40 goals in the league. Has to be crowned the best player in the world.

muyuu · « **Reply #3729 on:** May 15, 2016, 11:57:19 am »

Quote from: Gnurglan on May 15, 2016, 11:51:34 am

No freekicks, no penalties for Suarez. And he gets 40 goals in the league. Has to be crowned the best player in the world.

3 penos

_00_deathscar · « **Reply #3730 on:** May 15, 2016, 12:11:01 pm »

Should take their free kicks too. And pennos - not like the others are better.

Cracking Left Foot · « **Reply #3731 on:** May 16, 2016, 01:36:54 pm »

Surely he's bored silly there now? Another title, top scorer, that weather must get boring after a while.

Bring him home. If Newcastle can offer Rafa a helicopter for him to commute from the Wirral every day, we can bring his missus and kids over here for weekends

Butcher Knife Roberto · « **Reply #3732 on:** May 16, 2016, 01:57:36 pm »

I think I would quite literally donate organs and/or other body parts to see him play for us again. I'd probably consider selling my wife or giving away my nephews too. The trouble is he's now worth considerably more than Barca paid for him. If he was to go anywhere this summer it would take a £100M bid for him, easily. If not more.

He's quite comfortably, and by some distance, the best player in the world at the moment. That is one astonishing season he's just had

gatcliffe · « **Reply #3733 on:** May 16, 2016, 08:16:09 pm »

Hard to believe he played for us one hell of a player.

Redcap · « **Reply #3734 on:** May 17, 2016, 04:02:41 am »

Whenever I see Barca take a free kick, I find myself doing a double-take to make sure that indeed, Suarez isn't taking it. His free kicks in 13-14 were easily as good as anything Neymar or Messi can do. A decent direct free kick taker is one of the things we've seriously missed since he left.

macca007 · « **Reply #3735 on:** May 17, 2016, 07:45:45 pm »

Just watched all of his goals this year and as crazy as his scoring record has been there's been no norwich specials hardly. Lad should be doing better....

juan1001 · « **Reply #3736 on:** May 22, 2016, 10:06:42 pm »

Out injured in the Copa Del Rey Final. Copa America

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Gnurglan · « **Reply #3737 on:** May 22, 2016, 10:54:27 pm »

Let's hope it's nothing serious. I was thinking of watching Copa America for a change, now that I have the right channels and everything. Without Suarez, I'll skip it.

Oddball · « **Reply #3738 on:** May 23, 2016, 01:19:07 am »

Quote from: Gnurglan on May 22, 2016, 10:54:27 pm

Let's hope it's nothing serious. I was thinking of watching Copa America for a change, now that I have the right channels and everything. Without Suarez, I'll skip it.

Looked like a hamstring injury. So will he be back in time? I wouldn't have thought so.

Redinho · « **Reply #3739 on:** May 23, 2016, 01:49:17 am »

Unlucky bringing the ball down like that at full stretch, he has played a lot of football this year though it has to be said.

Redcap · « **Reply #3740 on:** May 23, 2016, 02:49:50 am »

Quote from: macca007 on May 17, 2016, 07:45:45 pm

Just watched all of his goals this year and as crazy as his scoring record has been there's been no norwich specials hardly. Lad should be doing better....

Yep. Scores a lot of poacher type goals. They've really reined in his creative role since he's gone to Barcelona. It makes sense, given the other talent they have available, but it's still a bit of a shame.

wellred82 · « **Reply #3741 on:** May 23, 2016, 09:12:54 am »

Any video compilations of all his goals this season?

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Punisher · « **Reply #3742 on:** May 23, 2016, 09:57:04 am »

Suarez has won a shit load in the 2 years since he left us.
What is it 5-6 trophys?! I would take just one trophy even over the next 5 years.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #3743 on:** May 23, 2016, 12:51:46 pm »

I couldn't believe it when I heard he was injured. He's never injured!

SMASHerano · « **Reply #3744 on:** May 23, 2016, 02:56:01 pm »

Any news regarding his injury? Was looking forward to watching him with Uruguay.

juan1001 · « **Reply #3745 on:** May 23, 2016, 03:25:28 pm »

Quote from: SMASHerano on May 23, 2016, 02:56:01 pm

Any news regarding his injury? Was looking forward to watching him with Uruguay.

He's out 3-4 weeks. He'll join up with Uruguay on June 1st. He'll miss at least the first two matches of C.A.
It's a rupture of his femoral biceps muscle.

CraigDS · « **Reply #3746 on:** May 23, 2016, 03:26:22 pm »

The guy is so injury prone, Barca simply cannot rely on him. So they should sell him back to us at a knock down fee.

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #3747 on:** May 23, 2016, 03:27:46 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on May 23, 2016, 03:26:22 pm

The guy is so injury prone, Barca simply cannot rely on him. So they should sell him back to us at a knock down fee.

A pack of custard creams and a can of Fanta should do the trick. He's not worth much more than that.

child-in-time · « **Reply #3748 on:** May 24, 2016, 08:48:47 pm »

Looked very serious to me on the TV, great to know I assumed wrongly. Going to bet on him winning the golden boot at the Copa America.

slamjam · « **Reply #3749 on:** May 25, 2016, 03:16:33 pm »

Quote from: juan1001 on May 23, 2016, 03:25:28 pm

He's out 3-4 weeks. He'll join up with Uruguay on June 1st. He'll miss at least the first two matches of C.A.
It's a rupture of his femoral biceps muscle.

3-4 weeks in our time or Luis time tho.

juan1001 · « **Reply #3750 on:** May 31, 2016, 10:45:15 am »

I had a dream last night. Suarez signed for Arsenal. He scored on his first shot, a volley from the center of the pitch. The game was stopped so that they could hand out cake to everyone at the Emerates.
Weird.

JongWK · « **Reply #3751 on:** May 31, 2016, 10:50:24 pm »

Quote from: juan1001 on May 31, 2016, 10:45:15 am

I had a dream last night. Suarez signed for Arsenal. He scored on his first shot, a volley from the center of the pitch. The game was stopped so that they could hand out cake to everyone at the Emerates.
Weird.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

juan1001 · « **Reply #3752 on:** June 2, 2016, 11:07:16 pm »

Rio Ferdinand's comments about Benzema being harder to mark than Suarez reminded me of this.

conman · « **Reply #3753 on:** June 2, 2016, 11:28:42 pm »

Quote from: juan1001 on June 2, 2016, 11:07:16 pm

Rio Ferdinand's comments about Benzema being harder to mark than Suarez reminded me of this.

Hahaha

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SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #3754 on:** June 3, 2016, 05:46:23 pm »

Quote from: juan1001 on June 2, 2016, 11:07:16 pm

Rio Ferdinand's comments about Benzema being harder to mark than Suarez reminded me of this.

That's fucking magic. He chats a load of shit. Suarez is miles ahead of Karim the Blackmailer.

Keith Lard · « **Reply #3755 on:** June 3, 2016, 06:07:38 pm »

Never missed a player that left us quite like our Luis

Why did he have to do it? Why Luis? Why?

_00_deathscar · « **Reply #3756 on:** June 4, 2016, 03:06:50 am »

Quote from: Vishy on June 3, 2016, 06:07:38 pm

Never missed a player that left us quite like our Luis Why did he have to do it? Why Luis? Why?

Nah. Losing Alonso and Torres hurt.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #3757 on:** June 4, 2016, 03:11:23 am »

I was born in 1980 and I'll be honest, I remember fuck all of Kenny, but if he was a better player than Suarez he's got to be one of the most underappreciated players of all time.

Ocean Red · « **Reply #3758 on:** June 9, 2016, 08:06:27 pm »

Luis Suarez is easily in the top three best players in the world at the moment.

gatcliffe · « **Reply #3759 on:** June 9, 2016, 09:58:31 pm »

Quote from: Ocean Red on June 9, 2016, 08:06:27 pm

Luis Suarez is easily in the top three best players in the world at the moment.

And to think he once played for us !

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Author Topic: Luis Suarez (Read 546683 times)