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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39880 on: May 21, 2017, 10:24:59 pm »
Honestly, if we really did have a pact with the devil we wouldn't have damned near flushed our entire season down the bog in January.  Fecking bitter idiots, the lot of them.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39881 on: May 21, 2017, 10:31:52 pm »
Honestly, if we really did have a pact with the devil we wouldn't have damned near flushed our entire season down the bog in January.  Fecking bitter idiots, the lot of them.
Pacts with Satan just aren't what they used to be, are they? 
In the past, such a pact would have at least got you a trophy or two.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39882 on: May 21, 2017, 10:33:49 pm »
Honestly, if we really did have a pact with the devil we wouldn't have damned near flushed our entire season down the bog in January.  Fecking bitter idiots, the lot of them.

We haven't won the league in 27 years and counting, and haven't won a trophy of any description since 2012. Some fucking pact!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39883 on: May 21, 2017, 10:34:27 pm »
How can any of them for shame comment on us today?

They rolled over to a 10 men Arsenal, even conceding a second when they were down to ten.

Absolute small time bottlers who aspire to finish 7th each year.  What a dismal, limp end to their season. Bitterness becomes them.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39884 on: May 21, 2017, 10:34:56 pm »
We really have to renegotiate our pact.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39885 on: May 21, 2017, 10:37:20 pm »
We really have to renegotiate our pact.
Now we have CL football we should get a better deal from the Satanic one.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39886 on: May 21, 2017, 10:38:41 pm »
Jesus Christ, just seen that 2nd Arsenal goal on MOTD.

Their defence was literally on the beach, huge gaping holes left for Arsenal to wander through....

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39887 on: May 21, 2017, 10:39:43 pm »
How can any of them for shame comment on us today?

They rolled over to a 10 men Arsenal, even conceding a second when they were down to ten.

Absolute small time bottlers who aspire to finish 7th each year.  What a dismal, limp end to their season. Bitterness becomes them.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39888 on: May 21, 2017, 10:42:42 pm »
Jesus Christ, just seen that 2nd Arsenal goal on MOTD.

Their defence was literally on the beach, huge gaping holes left for Arsenal to wander through....
Just saw that too. Imagine if that was in the derby. They'd be throwing legs and bodies in all over the place to defend that. They really are a sad, pathetic club and fanbase. Hopelessly withering away beneath our considerable shadow.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39889 on: May 21, 2017, 10:45:15 pm »
Fucking hell this lot look like a Pro Evo team with the controller unplugged.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39890 on: May 21, 2017, 10:46:41 pm »
We really have to renegotiate our pact.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39891 on: May 21, 2017, 10:47:29 pm »
I would say they downed tools...but what tools?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39892 on: May 21, 2017, 10:54:27 pm »
their defending for the second goal was absolutely criminal. Should be charged with match fixing it was that laughable! Shame arsenal didnt dick them really haha

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39893 on: May 21, 2017, 10:55:06 pm »
Some mug on radio Merseyside earlier saying they need eight new players. That was to play with Barkley and Lukaku and Davies.  Might as well start over lid cos you'll need ten then.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39894 on: May 21, 2017, 10:59:31 pm »
State of them. Us losing today would have made their season.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39895 on: May 21, 2017, 11:02:57 pm »
Since the end of the Vietnam war, Liverpool have won more European cups than Everton have won derbies at Anfield.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39896 on: May 21, 2017, 11:03:56 pm »
They had to not try against 10 men for 80 mins.  God that must have been painful for them  :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39897 on: May 21, 2017, 11:04:26 pm »
I hope Catshitinthepies mam has got his belt and  shoe laces off him.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39898 on: May 21, 2017, 11:04:43 pm »
State of them. Us losing today would have made their season.
It's always, always about us. Our existence defines theirs.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39899 on: May 21, 2017, 11:09:14 pm »
My mate is an everton fan and his son went down to london yesterday for the game today.His dad text me earlier today to say he wanted his team to win not just for our sake but also for his son and that we would win by 6 or 7.I know him well and he will be gutted that everton lay down and never kicked a ball as that is what true football fans do they want their team to win all the time.He hasnt been in touch since full time so he will prob be in the pub drowning his sorrows.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39900 on: May 21, 2017, 11:24:21 pm »


Absolute small time bottlers who aspire to finish 7th each year above us each year.  What a dismal, limp end to their season. Bitterness becomes them.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39901 on: May 21, 2017, 11:26:10 pm »
I would say they downed tools...but what tools?

They're all tools.  Great bloody big ones.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39902 on: May 21, 2017, 11:42:13 pm »
I would say they downed tools...but what tools?

They downed Arsenal's tool.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39903 on: May 21, 2017, 11:47:53 pm »
They have life in them, they have humour, they're arrogant, they're cocky and they're proud. And that's what I want my team to be.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39904 on: May 21, 2017, 11:48:02 pm »
These are quoting each other:

USABlue boro should've had a pen too

maccavennie A pen and a man sent off because Lovren was last man. Absolute joke if a bottle job by that tit Atkinson

USABlue Not even a bottle job, just the status quo of RS getting everything anything they want at home

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39905 on: May 22, 2017, 12:09:32 am »
Puts them in a quandary though doesn't it. Either...

they didn't try to lose, it's just that they're shite, (but we know that can't be true because they have a great squad with a great manager etc etc.)

Or

They are bitter blue whoppers who threw the game in the hope that we didn't get into the top 4, (but that can't be true as they aren't defined by what we do, or care about what we say.)

It's a tricky one.

Im guessing that 99% of the posters calling them bottlers or accusing them of throwing the game didnt actually watch it as they would have been watching Liverpool wouldnt they!? Well I did watch it as part of my comms duty, but for some lax finishing Everton could have won the game. Id agree they threw it if the team was full of born and bred Evertonians, but its not is it?! Arsenals first goal was typical Arsenal cutting a team open. Lukaku was his usual, not doing shit against a top 6 side.
So in answer, its because they are shit.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39906 on: May 22, 2017, 12:17:15 am »
To be fair you could see on MotD when they thought they'd got 2-2 they were cheering the goal inside the Emirates
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39907 on: May 22, 2017, 12:30:55 am »
I think you guys are being harsh, in order for Everton to conquer bitterness, they must become bitter. (I may or may not be paraphrasing Ra's Al Ghul's speech from Batman).
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39908 on: May 22, 2017, 12:39:04 am »
To be fair you could see on MotD when they thought they'd got 2-2 they were cheering the goal inside the Emirates

What minute was that?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39909 on: May 22, 2017, 12:41:40 am »
To be fair you could see on MotD when they thought they'd got 2-2 they were cheering the goal inside the Emirates

Half arsed celebrations for both. Not much cheering before the second was ruled out either.

They didn't want to score really

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39911 on: May 22, 2017, 02:46:41 am »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39912 on: May 22, 2017, 02:54:48 am »
Where is Barkley going to go? Everton are the best club he can be at and they're at his level. Has he actually been linked to anyone better than them?

Unless, one of the teams in the Top 6 need a player for a homegrown quota, I can't see him going somewhere bigger and starting regularly. Then again Spurs, who he has been linked with before, paid £30m for Sissoko, who has been on the bench all season.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39913 on: May 22, 2017, 05:14:13 am »
When Coutinho scored our second, the life was sucked out of the fans at the Emirates.

The Arsenal fans were pretty upset too.

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« Reply #39914 on: May 22, 2017, 07:19:47 am »
Jesus Christ, just seen that 2nd Arsenal goal on MOTD.

Their defence was literally on the beach, huge gaping holes left for Arsenal to wander through....

Awful defending.

John Motson just after Arsenals first "people will be listening to their transistor radios", he's stuck in the 70's ;D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39915 on: May 22, 2017, 07:21:31 am »



Just to remind them "Out of Europe twice in a month, Moysie is a genius"

Any chance UEFA can get Collina to make the draw and give us the worst side left?
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« Reply #39916 on: May 22, 2017, 07:39:03 am »
We should bid 5mill for Barkley, not because we want him but just to see the fewm over at Goodison. It would be atomic
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39917 on: May 22, 2017, 08:33:45 am »
Their defending for the 2nd goal
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« Reply #39918 on: May 22, 2017, 08:40:28 am »
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We can only hope that United win the Europa and that UEFA pull the same stunt we were subject to that horrid evening in Villarreal with an obvious ploy to not let 5 teams in the Champions League proper. There is an old, bald, Italian referee checking his emails constantly I imagine.
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« Reply #39919 on: May 22, 2017, 09:09:31 am »

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We can only hope that United win the Europa and that UEFA pull the same stunt we were subject to that horrid evening in Villarreal with an obvious ploy to not let 5 teams in the Champions League proper. There is an old, bald, Italian referee checking his emails constantly I imagine.
:D

Was this the UEFA stunt that made Everton utterly crap? Because if it is it's lasted a hell of a lot longer than one night in Villareal.